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Rating: 1 on 7 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by awj002 (View user info) at 2006-11-17 03:39:03 EST


For Lil' Jon:

1: Three and thrice, thrice again
Declined.
Descend, descend
Declined.
From the breezy gates of this steamy haven,
to the wallpapered planks upholding its roof.
The perspiration gravitates toward my testicles.

The loose women are as infants.
Gibberish and disrespect
to the incestuous.

2: PLEASE REPEAT THAT?!

1: Young man, intoxicated
yet recently showered, in affection
he is rich. Three, and thrice,
and again, will the women
cease? relent?

It's a game I've played
before, in multitudes,
but can I partake
in this? the authorities
label me belligerent.

2: AGREEABLE!

1: Her work is as play,
intoxicating,
selling her services.
And I partake
in this.

Intimidation, relent
many times
relent, relent,
intimidate.

Gibberish and disrespect
to the incestuous.

2: WITH A GREAT DEAL
OF CERTAINTY!


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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-17 16:11:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

CERVIX

Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2006-11-17 15:03:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-11-17 13:48:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Nicely done. Game, set and match. awj:1, Lil Jon:0

Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2006-11-17 07:28:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This took me a minute. I really need some sleep. Fucking all-nighters.

Submitted by bluemeanie (user info) at 2006-11-17 04:43:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2006-11-17 04:41:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

nice, very nice.

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-11-17 04:25:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I hope people actually read this post before they rate it. It's not that much to read but it looks like something to be hated.

That's about the most beautiful way I've ever seen "I gotta find me some pussy".


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