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Canada Day (954 hits)

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Submitted by Immure (View user info) at 2003-07-01 09:36:05 EDT


Happy Canada day to all the Canadians out there. And especially to those who are working on this glorious day dedicated to beer and utter drunkeness from sun up to sun up! I LOVE MY COUNTRY

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Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-07-01 23:27:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Congratualtions - If I had played my cards right I would be in Muskoka drinking Molson's with my Canadian family right now, like I have done for a bunch of Canadia Days.

But NOOOOOOOOOOOO, I fucked up and I am sitting in shitty, cold, rainy, wintery, southern hemisphere Melbourne, aren't I?

Have a good Canadia Day, our Queen is too busy reminding the Scots about 400 years of "unified crown" to bother your drinking, and I am sure they are pleased to see her.

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-07-01 16:35:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Jean-Baptiste Day

Unless you are in Turkey in which case they got the day off last year to watch the world cup.

Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-07-01 16:32:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Happy independence day.

Submitted by fell-8-me (user info) at 2003-07-01 16:29:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Correct.

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-07-01 16:06:17 EDT (#)
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June 24 - Are you in Quebec?

Submitted by d_d (user info) at 2003-07-01 15:51:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WOO HOO

Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2003-07-01 14:00:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

im getting fucked up tonight.....
plus 2! whoever authored this.

Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-07-01 13:41:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

YAAAAAH canada YAAAAAAH

Submitted by fell-8-me (user info) at 2003-07-01 11:52:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Loki, if July 1st is obscure then good luck Google-ing June 24th.

I live in a shitty place.

Submitted by PuffInqAllDay (user info) at 2003-07-01 11:38:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

LOL For usa to annex canada, they would need to pull about 20million man genocide. I know I'd buy a couple hundread crates of AK's and take to the hills for some guerilla fighting.

Submitted by turveytopsy (user info) at 2003-07-01 11:02:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Loki: They wanted to have the holiday on July 4th, but they soon realized that day was reserved by some other nation. When we annex Canada expect the whole week to be some huge 'Liberty Week' holiday.

Submitted by PuffInqAllDay (user info) at 2003-07-01 10:29:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Happy canada day! Woot, I'm not sitting home drinking beer or smoking joints, but I'm doing the next best thing, I'm getting paid for 25 hours work, when I only work 10! MONEY MONEY MONEY!

Submitted by PopNFresh (user info) at 2003-07-01 10:25:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

meh April Fools day was better

Have a happy Canada day anyways

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-07-01 10:01:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ok, I googled it "Canada Day celebrates the events that occurred on July 1, 1867, when the British North America Act created the Canadian federal government. The BNA Act proclaimed "one Dominion under the name of Canada," hence the original title of the holiday, "Dominion Day." Dominion Day was officially renamed "Canada Day" by an Act of Parliament on October 27, 1982. This change reflected the policy of successive governments to down play Canada's colonial origins.

Canada's national celebration is always observed on July 1, unless that date falls on a Sunday, in which case it is observed the following day."

They just HAD to make sure that it was before July 4th didn't they?


Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-07-01 09:51:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide,
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.


Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-07-01 09:46:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I noticed that in my calendar. Don't make me google this, what is it about?
sadly ignorant I realize


Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-07-01 09:39:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Happy Canada day to you too!!! I think I will enjoy wicked amounts of beer after work.


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