Yesterday was my 2 year anniversary, kudos to those of you who have not yet offed yourselves for dealing with me for so long... (And Week 11) (877 hits)
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Submitted by Jay Peg (View user info) at 2006-11-17 12:56:23 EST
Christ...
2 years.
2 fucking years.
From fighting with Shlongy, to fighting with WhatTheHell?, to fighting with JimTheField, to bitching with Caul, to whatever you want to call it with OathMeal.
But fuckall, man. Two years of using this damned place as a crutch for boredom, and to be honest, an occasional crutch against a sometimes depressing life.
But you know what? Fuck it, man. I've had more fun than shit, and I like more people here than I dislike. So it's worked out for the better overall, I guess.
Shocking enough, this makes for 60 posts in the past year, that means in year 1, I had over 150 posts.
So see, this is a GOOD thing! I posted only 40% as often as I did in year one! Les me equals more happy, right?
Fuck... I hate self-deprec... self-diprish... making fun of myself. Damnit.
ANYWAY... Here are some posts from the past year.
(And just a note now, I had written this post, and then saw the thing on the UberBoard... So, just for those who'll want to know, I'll point out lies and truths, just because...)
When giving directions, always make sure the other person is not a total moron.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/79526
(Story was false, with a base in truth. Had a guy lost on I-25, and he passed the exit 4 times on the highway. Thought he needed to get off on Greenwood Plaza Blvd and that the hotel was on Arapahoe Rd, even though I told him that the hotel was on Greenwood Plaza, and the highway exit was Arapahoe... Fucking moron.)
"Do I need a computer to connect to the internet in my room?" and other brilliant questions I answer at the front desk
http://www.ubersite.com/m/80185
(All are true except the one with the lady saying she had no window.)
"It's 3AM sir, I will not come up and clean your room" and more hotel shenanigans
http://www.ubersite.com/m/81226
(100%, I-shit-you-not true. I couldn't make something like this up if I tried.)
Wingate Inns: Kill someone, get a free night stay!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/83092
(100%, I-shit-you-not true. In the reviews, I got some of the info about the crime wrong, but they were here, I did have to go to SLC, and it was a bitch.)
MSPaint Stick Figure Players Present: Las Vegas
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85190
(Obviously, this is a post mocking the post before it.)
Crazy Conspiracy Theorists at the Hotel (this has nothing to do with ETS)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/86416
(Another 100% I-shit-you-not true. Last I heard of this guy, he was arrested at the Arapahoe County library a few blocks from here for violating a restraining order for doing the same stuff.)
Parents today are fucking clownshoes --SPTish rant
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91627
(I'd say this is 90-95% true. The parents weren't as dickish as I made them out to be, but I was fucking annoyed with them.)
Music makes for a pretty good day
http://www.ubersite.com/m/94812
(100% true. That's my normal Monday.)
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So.
Fucking hell, folks.
Whatever.
Now, Week 11.
Oakland(+9.5) at Kansas City --> Kansas City
Indianapolis(-1.5) at Dallas --> Indianapolis
Cincinnati(+3.5) at New Orleans --> New Orleans
Pittsburgh(-3.5) at Cleveland --> Cleveland
Tennessee(+13) at Philadelphia --> Tennessee
Atlanta(+4) at Baltimore --> Baltimore
St. Louis(+6.5) at Carolina -->
Buffalo(+2.5) at Houston --> Buffalo
New England(-6) at Green Bay --> New England
Washington(+3.5) at Tampa Bay --> Washington
Chicago(-7) at New York Jets --> Chicago
Minnesota(+3.5) at Miami --> Miami
Detroit(+2) at Arizona --> Detroit
Seattle(-3.5) at San Francisco --> Seattle
San Diego(+2.5) at Denver --> Denver
New York Giants(+3.5) at Jacksonville --> New York Giants
User Reviews
Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2006-11-17 21:20:06 EST (#)
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I win!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95867#2228709
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-17 17:14:42 EST (#)
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thats everyone ax.
jaypig, oathmeal, urbane all in a month or so.
The A List Strikes Back.
hhahahaha i'm such a loser.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-17 16:10:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-17 15:22:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
I TAKE FULL RESPONSIBILITY FOR THIS SHITSTORM
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And where did YOU come from?? You and Jpeg broke Oathmeal and you turned on Jpeg and broke him as well?
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-11-17 15:46:44 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-17 15:22:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-17 13:17:08 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-12-13 22:45:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
1 hour 15 minutes till she gets home from work...
Reservations are in a little under 2 hours...
Wonder if we can get a quickie...
Someone posting?
Sure looks like it...
Betcha she'd wanna fuck in the shower...
I should call and ask...
Or not... Who knows... """"
so what did you actually do that night then? stay in on your own and eat 4 hungry manners dinners while pulling listlessy at your penis every time a pretty lady came on tv?
You are getting shit flung at you left right and centre and what do you do? Post an Uberversary post.
You really have no idea of reality do you?
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I TAKE FULL RESPONSIBILITY FOR THIS SHITSTORM
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-11-17 14:23:30 EST (#)
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LIES! LIES! ALL I SEE ARE LIES!
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-17 14:14:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-17 14:12:29 (#)
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hahaha
WOO I'M A FAT MAN
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shit I missed it by a minute
Change the password back, I always miss access to alters ;(
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-17 14:13:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What is Uber? Oooh, baby don't hurt me. Don't hurt me no more. What is Uber? Oooh, baby don't hurt me. Don't hurt me no more.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-17 14:13:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What is Uber? Oooh, baby don't hurt me. Don't hurt me no more.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-17 14:12:29 EST (#)
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hahaha
WOO I'M A FAT MAN
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-17 14:10:00 EST (#)
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Y'all ready?
Seriously ready?
jgreening
08j7m2g
Have fun kids.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-17 14:04:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-11-17 13:21:09 (#)
Ranking: -2
Off the front page where it belongs, fuckface.
Better log some of your crap alters in to resurrect it, hey?
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No, we must bring this shit back. BY HEATED!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-17 14:01:20 EST (#)
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And... Sorry, wrong key. Cincy is +3.5 My bad.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-17 14:00:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-11-17 13:11:20 (#)
Ranking: -2
Titans over the Eagles?
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No, Titans covering a 13 point spread against the Eagles.
I don't think they'll win, but they won't lose by 13.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-11-17 13:54:24 EST (#)
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I don't like you or dislike you. I don't even know you. But, this post wasn't great by any standard.
Submitted by kwame_johnson (user info) at 2006-11-17 13:52:36 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-17 13:52:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-11-17 13:22:36 (#)
Ranking: 0
Do you remember how a certain user (she who's name must not be spoken) self destructed here on Uber in the not to distant past?
It's happening again.
Just no genitalia pics please.
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No, you must post your pubis.
Submitted by beauxjizzle (user info) at 2006-11-17 13:43:46 EST (#)
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i thought cincinnati was -3.5 against new orleans.
the saints WILL win regardless.
Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2006-11-17 13:31:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-11-17 13:22:36 EST (#)
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Do you remember how a certain user (she who's name must not be spoken) self destructed here on Uber in the not to distant past?
It's happening again.
Just no genitalia pics please.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-11-17 13:22:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-17 13:17:08 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-12-13 22:45:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
1 hour 15 minutes till she gets home from work...
Reservations are in a little under 2 hours...
Wonder if we can get a quickie...
Someone posting?
Sure looks like it...
Betcha she'd wanna fuck in the shower...
I should call and ask...
Or not... Who knows... """"
so what did you actually do that night then? stay in on your own and eat 4 hungry manners dinners while pulling listlessy at your penis every time a pretty lady came on tv?
You are getting shit flung at you left right and centre and what do you do? Post an Uberversary post.
You really have no idea of reality do you?
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hahahahaha
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-17 13:22:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Uberversary posts all get the same ratings from me. Why did you stop posting your record on the football picks. That bad....hahahahah?
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-11-17 13:21:23 EST (#)
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You forgot to make a prediction in the Carolina game.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-11-17 13:21:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Off the front page where it belongs, fuckface.
Better log some of your crap alters in to resurrect it, hey?
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2006-11-17 13:21:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Whatever your problems may be, you seem at least to be blessed with a thick skin. A very helpful thing in life, and a requirement here.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-11-17 13:20:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oakland(+9.5) at Kansas City --> Oakland
Indianapolis(-1.5) at Dallas --> Indianapolis
Cincinnati(+3.5) at New Orleans --> New Orleans
Pittsburgh(-3.5) at Cleveland --> Pittsburgh
Tennessee(+13) at Philadelphia --> Tennessee
Atlanta(+4) at Baltimore --> Baltimore
St. Louis(+6.5) at Carolina --> Carolina
Buffalo(+2.5) at Houston --> Houston
New England(-6) at Green Bay --> New England
Washington(+3.5) at Tampa Bay --> Tampa Bay
Chicago(-7) at New York Jets --> NY
Minnesota(+3.5) at Miami --> Miami
Detroit(+2) at Arizona --> Detroit
Seattle(-3.5) at San Francisco --> Seattle
San Diego(+2.5) at Denver --> San Diego
New York Giants(+3.5) at Jacksonville --> New York Giants
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-17 13:17:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-12-13 22:45:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
1 hour 15 minutes till she gets home from work...
Reservations are in a little under 2 hours...
Wonder if we can get a quickie...
Someone posting?
Sure looks like it...
Betcha she'd wanna fuck in the shower...
I should call and ask...
Or not... Who knows... """"
so what did you actually do that night then? stay in on your own and eat 4 hungry manners dinners while pulling listlessy at your penis every time a pretty lady came on tv?
You are getting shit flung at you left right and centre and what do you do? Post an Uberversary post.
You really have no idea of reality do you?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-11-17 13:17:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BROWNS OVER THE STEELERS?
FUCK YOU
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-17 13:16:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You've only been here for two years?
You've been busy.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-11-17 13:11:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Titans over the Eagles?
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-17 13:09:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-17 13:07:33 (#)
Ranking: -2
YOU ARE GAY (AND FAT) GET THE FUCK OUT
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YOU ARE GREEK AND UNFUNNY GET THE FUCK OUT
lol jk <3
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-17 13:07:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
YOU ARE GAY (AND FAT) GET THE FUCK OUT
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-11-17 13:03:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Whenever I read your posts it always seems like you're trying to sound cool when you swear. I would laugh in your face if I ever heard you use the phrase, "fuckall, man."
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-11-17 13:03:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You are a loser.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-17 13:02:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Two years of lies and bad football picks?
Christ, time does fly when you're a delusional nutcase, doens't it?
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-17 13:00:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope you die alone you untrustworthy lying piece of shit.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/54244
PS Best reviews on one of your posts: http://www.ubersite.com/m/84935
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-11-17 12:59:15 EST (#)
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THERE IS NO COFFEE IN VANCOUVER PEOPLE!
IT HAS RAINED SO MUCH THE WATER TABLE IS CONTAMINATED!
I REPEAT! I REPEAT!
THERE IS NO COFFE IN VANCOUVER - STARBUCKS, TIMMY'S, ETC ARE CLOSED!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-11-17 12:58:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I fucked your 'Grammaw's" corpse in the shower, you pathetic piece of disease.