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Rating: -0.66 on 18 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by GMCrayon (View user info) at 2006-11-17 13:41:30 EST


Greening, STOP going through every single one of your posts to explain them! No one cares. NO ONE CARES. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?! Goddamit. I've been here a long time, but this just about breaks the Pathetic Meter. From the Jaypeg posts in MRR alone:

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-17 13:29:14 (#)
Ranking: 0

True, but written to be entertaining.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-17 13:24:21 (#)
Ranking: 0

100% true.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-17 13:24:07 (#)
Ranking: 0

Mostly true.

Guy quit, guy vadalized, fried pumps, etc etc, true.

Extent of damage was a lie, though. Fucked up the carpet, and a good portion of the ceiling tiles below.
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If you want people to leave you alone, stop waving your retardedness in their faces.

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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-17 15:32:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2006-11-17 14:12:38 (#)
Ranking: 0

Alright Greening, listen very carefully.

Get. the. fuck. off. Uber.

I say it without any malice whatsoever. Throw your login and password for all your accounts, log off and remove that bookmark. You still got your little superfriends and can meet them for Ubercon, Bumfuck if you want. But get off your daily dose of the site. You can't handle it. You're a long overdue Oathmeal who posts his cock-in-sock every alternate post.

And change your shrink.
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awesome...considering that GMCryaon is jay's alter!

Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2006-11-17 14:56:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Someone said it best before... If you're just talking to one person USE EMAIL dicknose!

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-17 14:38:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

We "have his word"???

OK,,, THATS worth a lot.



Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2006-11-17 14:12:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Alright Greening, listen very carefully.

Get. the. fuck. off. Uber.

I say it without any malice whatsoever. Throw your login and password for all your accounts, log off and remove that bookmark. You still got your little superfriends and can meet them for Ubercon, Bumfuck if you want. But get off your daily dose of the site. You can't handle it. You're a long overdue Oathmeal who posts his cock-in-sock every alternate post.

And change your shrink.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-17 14:01:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-17 13:43:22 (#)
Ranking: -2

I think this is worse than what he's doing.


Submitted by beauxjizzle (user info) at 2006-11-17 14:00:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

no shit huh? didnt know that. bart's got all kinds of tricks up his sleeve don't he???

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-17 13:59:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I don't "expect" anyone to believe anything.

I'm a compulsive liar.

But even though I know it means nothing to anyone, y'all have my word that if I said it was true, it's true, and if I said it's false, it's false.



Again, it's an open mic kind of thing. Think I lied about something? Ask.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-17 13:55:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

me too

it's like watching urbane but with a slightyl bigger cunt.


Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2006-11-17 13:54:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I smell a meltdown.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-17 13:54:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK WE BELIEVE YOUR TRUE/NOT TRUE LABEL YOU RETARDED FAT MONKEYGREASE EATING SPASTIC
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Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2006-11-17 13:53:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

FartSmeller - Yes this should be a review, but exactly which one of the hundreds of posts he's digging up do you expect to leave this on?

beauxjizzle - His latest post got kicked off the front page because the rating went too low. You can still acess it from his user profile though.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-17 13:52:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Think I care, fuckhole?

Just making sure that fuckers know, so that they don't do what they're doing now every few days or so, when they realize that their latest joke about me has fizzled out.

Get it all out at once, and fuck it all if you don't give a shit.

Submitted by beauxjizzle (user info) at 2006-11-17 13:45:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

in other news: where did the post go anyway?

Submitted by beauxjizzle (user info) at 2006-11-17 13:44:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -1


take some paxil

Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2006-11-17 13:44:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-17 13:36:59 (#)
Ranking: 0

True.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-17 13:35:59 (#)
Ranking: 0

True.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-17 13:35:41 (#)
Ranking: 0

He's right.

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Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-05-13 23:19:32 (#)
Ranking: 1

a lie, but a funny lie

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-17 13:33:27 (#)
Ranking: 0

If you ever thought this was true, you need help. <-------- LE IRONY!

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-17 13:32:38 (#)
Ranking: 0

True, and fucking painful.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-17 13:43:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I think this is worse than what he's doing.

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-11-17 13:42:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You meant to click "Rate this Item". Not "submit".

Common mistake.

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-11-17 13:42:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Agreed, in other news...

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