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No Name #1 (259 hits)

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Rating: -1.12 on 11 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Atheist Embryo (View user info) at 2006-11-19 01:04:14 EST


http://www.ubersite.com/m/85168

I quietly type now as the love I have sleeps behind me.
I haven't much to say, I haven't said much lately, at least not to any of you.
This is my story, this one is true, this one is my biggest fuck you.

That rhymed but for once there was a reason, at least I think.
Will you wait just a moment I need another drink.

I do not claim to be reasonable but please hear me out as I try to explain it all.
My wonderful affair, it's real and I have no regrets. She is my life.

Adulterer? Lust? Hah! I found it! I knew I had said fuck you for a reason!
I take it all back...I've forgotten the treachery.
Do you see my hypocrisy?
An adulterer who is deceived?
I find that hard to believe.

My point is this and it is quite simple, we are all hypocrites.

The biggest fear is yet to come,
When do I become her slum?


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Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-11-19 18:42:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2006-11-19 17:50:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-19 10:59:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

What the fuck is THIS nonsense?

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-11-19 07:07:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

not sure....... *ponders*........

Ending is shite.

Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-11-19 01:37:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i still cant tell if this is serious or parody poetry


Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-11-19 01:29:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

http://poetry.student.com/poem.php?pid=253440

lol

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-11-19 01:21:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

-4

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-11-19 01:21:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

http://poetry.student.com/poem.php?pid=253570

The link above is to the poem "I love you" by user sexi_eyes on a teen poetry website.

It was, until 5 minutes ago, officially the worst poem i had ever read.

It is now the second worst.

Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-11-19 01:16:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

uhhhh?

Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-11-19 01:14:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

-2 poetry!

Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-11-19 01:12:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

.....ooooohkaaaaaayyyyyyy


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