I stood in line for 5 hours, my nuts are frozen and now I'm going to waste your time by posting nothing but a picture and half a line of text and I'm going for the longest title evar award. Monkey. (1231 hits)
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Submitted by Beer_bong (View user info) at 2006-11-19 04:09:45 EST
I LOVE YOU MR. WII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-11-20 13:38:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I wish I could come up with a product that people would stand in line and freeze their nuts off to pay money for.
damn
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-11-20 12:01:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-11-20 07:31:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by IntangibleHands (user info) at 2006-11-19 13:54:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
The controller works flawlessly.
Man, my fat ass got a workout from that boxing game.
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No, it doesn't. It works really well for all those other sports games (e.g. tennis, bowling, etc) but it fell way short on the boxing game. Instead of doing a punching motion you have to kind of flick your wrists, which is totally non-intuitive for a boxing game. Hooks are hard to throw and come out inconsistent, and a lot of the time if you don't do the motion just right, your fighter just twitches a little instead of throwing that beautiful one-two, one-two combo you imagined.
But everything else, like I said, is pretty smooth and awesome.
I still can't decide whether or not I like this new interface. I'll have to reserve judgement until I play a real game instead of the sports demos that come with it.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2006-11-20 07:02:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I hate to admit it but CS is the only game that has stood the test of time for me.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-11-20 00:14:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-19 09:45:17 (#)
Ranking: 0
I dont really care what gaming consoles come out, I thoroughly enjoy killing zombies in Counterstrike once in a while.
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Method is another CS nerd like me. that game will never get old.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-11-19 22:59:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I just got "Stacked" for the PS2. Love it.
Who names a console Wii? Reminds me of what I used to say as I slid down the slide at the park 40 years ago.
Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2006-11-19 22:40:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sweet is the controller as good as they say?
Submitted by cstick3 (user info) at 2006-11-19 22:20:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you waited 5 hours in line for a video game console.... go get a life/girlfriend/penis/anything
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-11-19 22:03:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thank you very much Apollo.
Ashlee, yes it is pretty freaking awesome, though I'd recomend not getting one if you live with roomates. As we speak the two of them are rocking the shit out of Need for Speed Carbon. The PS3 looks fantastic, but the price point pissed me off too much to get one, and I've never really liked the playstation's game choices.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-11-19 21:23:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I stopped playing consoles when the super nintendo came out.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-19 19:33:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
jesus people have you SEEN his user number??
You are forgetting yourselves clearly.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2006-11-19 19:17:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Is it wonderful? I was gonna get a PS3 and grab a used gamecube for cheap so I could play the new Zelda, but if the Wii is kickass I might skip the other two and get that instead.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-11-19 18:59:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"you'll soon be playing against 9 year old girls and the kids you used to see who were 17 and still in fourth grade."
No genius, if I wanted to play against them I'd be on Xbox Live.
And yes, having sex is better than playing video games. But I have about 23 and half hours left after sex per day. I'd much rather fuck, then go play some viedo games with her for a few hours, than try to fuck her all day, end up with a leg cramp, a chaffed penis and a girlfriend with distorted vagina.
About the graphics, fine you win. Graphics are more important than the game itself. So far though, Zelda has been more fun than ANYTHING I've played on my 360, except maybe Dead Rising.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-19 16:26:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Referring to yourself as a girl doesn't make squeezing your own moobs any sexier.
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-19 04:55:46 (#)
Ranking: 0
well kind of. *snort*
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-19 04:54:51 (#)
Ranking: 0
I've squeezed a girls boobs.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-11-19 15:52:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is the wii out today?
That's the system I'm going to get in 6 months when I don't have to wait 5 months camping out to buy it.
How much are they now?
Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2006-11-19 15:20:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've been frozen for 500 years, all I want is to play Nintendo Wii, damnit.
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2006-11-19 15:12:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
360 pwns that VCR you call WII
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2006-11-19 14:46:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the WII
but dude it was so not cool I was try to get my fucking dick sucked and people wouldn't stop opening the God damn door. I swear every two minutes it was "Oops" or "Wow" and *Slam. Long story short I didn't get off and I apparently walked 2 miles and woke up at home. Crazy dude, crazy.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-11-19 14:36:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-19 14:14:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ok, i'm not a gamer, what is this?
Submitted by IntangibleHands (user info) at 2006-11-19 13:54:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-11-19 11:06:24 (#)
Ranking: 1
Is it worth it?
I don't know if the controller is going to turn out as badly as the "glove" did for the old nintendo.
The controller works flawlessly.
Man, my fat ass got a workout from that boxing game.
Submitted by IntangibleHands (user info) at 2006-11-19 13:52:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
but your kind never seem to want to play the old mario over say, "True Crime: New York City" or "Shadow the Hedgehog."
I don't think you could pay anyone to play those games.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-11-19 12:10:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You just said I'm right. Want something better to do than play games? Have sex. Way better than waving a controller around, making yourself look like a jackass. Try it some time, you might like it.
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Waving my thing around and looking like a jackass? Sounds like sex to me.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-11-19 11:50:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That piece of shit will never match Pong.....
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-11-19 11:06:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Is it worth it?
I don't know if the controller is going to turn out as badly as the "glove" did for the old nintendo.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-19 11:04:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I was thinking of buying one of these but:
The PS3 seems to expensive
the xbox360 - i want Halo - but other than that - i can't be arsed
the wii looks fun - but a bit gay waving that thing around
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-19 10:57:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
THis is shit
Submitted by trivia91 (user info) at 2006-11-19 10:25:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
it still won't beat the nintendo 64.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-11-19 09:47:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The only reason why I got more enjoyment and playing time out of the N64 and playstation was because I was actually paying for the games, now with PC games I can get them for free so I don't give them any more time than I actually want to. Here are the games I have enjoyed playing over the past few years:
GTA3
GTA vice city
GTA san andreas (not as good as the others)
Half life 2 and episode 1
Far cry
battlefield 2
COD 2
that's it. Maybe 100 hours game time between all of them. Now my PC is getting dated and I'm not planning on buying a new one just to play games on, it wouldn't be worth it. And console games have always been lame, you can't aim a gun in a FPS with a playstation controller, and the wii looks like shit, the graphics are 1999. video games are fucking lame
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-19 09:45:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I dont really care what gaming consoles come out, I thoroughly enjoy killing zombies in Counterstrike once in a while.
Submitted by littledan (user info) at 2006-11-19 09:42:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Third, Tommorow is Sunday. NOTHING gets done on Sunday. Its the sabbath you anti-semite bastard.
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The Sabbath is Saturday.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-11-19 09:21:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
To ICO, I was commenting on the declining quality of games in relation to the new computing capabilities that could make them be so much better than the sub par shit that is put out for me to look at and wonder why anyone would buy it.
Really, I could care less if you bought or played the "Wii", a system with one of the most gaymosexual names ever, I just like to poke the bear to see how long it takes before it swings at my head, that's all.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2006-11-19 08:33:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
After having seen not only gameplay videos but also videos of people playing it, I'm severely tempted to buy just such a machine when it comes out here on December 8th.
As for the online services not working: I have a pc, if I want to access news and weather reports I can do that much faster and easier through this bastard, regardless of functionality. Nintendo is just being an asshat by joining in on the "Hey, our machine can do EVERYTHING"-vibe, which I think is totally retarded.
And the X360 is the lamest of machines. Only fit for online play and better graphics, it has nothing in the way of innovation, and is in my opinion no better than a N64 (even though I still have that bugger and play on it occasionaly). The point there is that videogame systems with A SUPER DUAL CORE HYPER POWER CAN RENDER TWO GAZZILLION POLYGONS AT ONCE isn't the way forward.
and Steak, you said the argument is predictable? So what, that only means you've tried to convince others that graffix 4r teh w1n and got the same response. If you were to say to any scientist that the world is flat, he'd give you the same arguments to prove otherwise that have been given to people since it was first discovered. Would that make his argument void? You're not the brightest tool in the box.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-11-19 08:07:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
5 hours? I'm forced to disapprove.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-11-19 07:11:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-11-19 05:06:11 (#)
Ranking: 0
Fantastic, my roomates are hooked on Wii Golf.
First of all Mr. Steak, buying a video game (or system, for that matter) for the graphics is like going to movie to see the special effects. You'd be an absolute fuckwit to buy it based on anything other than fun factor. I don't give a shit what it looks like, as long as its fun. Oh, and the reason "My Kind" doesn't go back and play the original Mario games is because we've already fucking played them.
Second, who gives two big pig shits whats online and what isn't? I have a computer, I bought this to play video games and, wait, yep, its doing that. As for Wifi towers, so fucking what? Buy wireless router, and change a couple of settings. Works fine for my DS and odds are it'll work fine for the Wii. HOLY SHIT ITS A LOGICAL SOLUTION! If you can't do that, then odds are you shouldn't be playing video games are should keep studying for the G.E.D. exam.
Third, Tommorow is Sunday. NOTHING gets done on Sunday. Its the sabbath you anti-semite bastard.
Finally, VIDEO GAME SYSTEMS ARE FUCKING TOYS! Jesus Christ, pull your head out of your ass. What the fuck were you expecting, a smoothie maker, toothpick and cutting board?
Get fucked.
Now, if you'll all excuse me, I'm kicking my roomates off so I can play me some fucking Zelda.
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To the response to the graphics argument. You said exactly what I said you would say. Your kind are predictable. Fun as they may seem, the shit gets old real quick. that and I'm **sure** you have played them.
Where I do own and use a wireless router, I don't want to have it just to use it. I can, and do, but to make it a requirement is inane. Having one of the system's main selling points rendered inoperable to the people who live in the rural areas and the technologically challanged drops a large portion of people from the list of possible users of this feature.
You just said I'm right. Want something better to do than play games? Have sex. Way better than waving a controller around, making yourself look like a jackass. Try it some time, you might like it.
You didn't seem to understand what I meant by "toy." I'll clarify. Your system is the "barbie's adventure" of game systems. you'll soon be playing against 9 year old girls and the kids you used to see who were 17 and still in fourth grade.
Good luck with tieing your own shoes so you can finally get rid of the velcro ones, wiping your own ass, and remembering to breathe.
:D
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-11-19 07:02:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I have no idea what that picture is of, what is is capable of or how many trillions of dollars it cost you... it is, however a gizmo and therefore I must have one.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-11-19 06:53:57 EST (#)
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i dont see the appeal with those things
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-11-19 06:16:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-11-19 04:13:06 (#)
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360 > Wii > PS3
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PS3 is out already?
Submitted by shinebox (user info) at 2006-11-19 06:10:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-11-19 05:52:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shut up, Jew.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-11-19 05:41:13 EST (#)
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"Third, Tommorow is Sunday. NOTHING gets done on Sunday. Its the sabbath you anti-semite bastard."
the sabbath is Saturday, you ignorant gentile.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-11-19 05:34:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*Sigh* Theres about a million people online trying to update their systems right now. This could take a while.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-11-19 05:06:11 EST (#)
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Fantastic, my roomates are hooked on Wii Golf.
First of all Mr. Steak, buying a video game (or system, for that matter) for the graphics is like going to movie to see the special effects. You'd be an absolute fuckwit to buy it based on anything other than fun factor. I don't give a shit what it looks like, as long as its fun. Oh, and the reason "My Kind" doesn't go back and play the original Mario games is because we've already fucking played them.
Second, who gives two big pig shits whats online and what isn't? I have a computer, I bought this to play video games and, wait, yep, its doing that. As for Wifi towers, so fucking what? Buy wireless router, and change a couple of settings. Works fine for my DS and odds are it'll work fine for the Wii. HOLY SHIT ITS A LOGICAL SOLUTION! If you can't do that, then odds are you shouldn't be playing video games are should keep studying for the G.E.D. exam.
Third, Tommorow is Sunday. NOTHING gets done on Sunday. Its the sabbath you anti-semite bastard.
Finally, VIDEO GAME SYSTEMS ARE FUCKING TOYS! Jesus Christ, pull your head out of your ass. What the fuck were you expecting, a smoothie maker, toothpick and cutting board?
Get fucked.
Now, if you'll all excuse me, I'm kicking my roomates off so I can play me some fucking Zelda.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-19 04:55:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
well kind of. *snort*
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-19 04:54:51 EST (#)
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I've squeezed a girls boobs.
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-11-19 04:45:01 EST (#)
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oh yeah steaky, you're SOOOO badass because you talk down to gamers.anyone who likes something you're not into is wasting their life, is that it? get a real problem.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-11-19 04:40:13 EST (#)
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where the ps3 and xbox 360 is more of an adult oriented machine, nintendo stays true to being primarily kid friendly.... it is the nickelodeon of video game systems....
but hey... be excited you got a machine that hasnt yet had the bugs worked out of it.
*waiting for the "nunchuck controller" injury lawsuits to begin......mark my words...it WILL happen*
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-11-19 04:30:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow. Another loser who waits in line for things. I'll bet you just got home and just **HAD** to tell us all about it. Fell congragu-fucking-lations. You probably havn't even played it yet and decided to tell the whole internet first. 3 of the channels aren't even running yet asshole, primarily the internet explorer channel. good job nintendo, I'm also waiting for all those wifi towers you assholes seem to have promised before I ever buy another one of your products again. I do this to keep them honest, and while the loss of my buisness won't affect them, it is a matter of principle.
I'm also betting you're going to miss whatever you would be doing tomorrow if you had a life. You don't wait in line for five hours, let alone a half hour. Honestly, I almost feel bad that you'd waste countless hours playing games rather than living a real life. Honestly, I almost feel bad that you'd waste countless hours playing games rather than living a real life.
Nintendo even told you that it wouldn't even try for the console wars in graphical capability or other hardware related issues, and just like the nintendo DS, it's just gimmicky and more toy than game system. I know the standard argument "It's the game, not the graphics that matter" but your kind never seem to want to play the old mario over say, "True Crime: New York City" or "Shadow the Hedgehog."
Note* my extensive knowlege of the subject does not mean that I am like your kind, but it's a need to posess the collective knowlege of mankind.
Submitted by IntangibleHands (user info) at 2006-11-19 04:29:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Stood in line 12 hours in the rain for mine. Now to sell it on ebay...
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-11-19 04:24:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll never use it until they come up with a better controller. I can just imagine the wrist cramps you'd get from using that thing for more than five minutes. they should at least make it bendable to use as a gun for shooting games.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-11-19 04:13:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I WILL KILL HIM DEAD.
I GOTTA GO PLAY NOW BEFORE MY CAPS LOCK KEY GETS PRESSED AGAIN.
GO WII WOOO!!!
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-11-19 04:13:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
360 > Wii > PS3
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-11-19 04:11:47 EST (#)
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waiting for someone to do a "I stood in line for 5 hours, my nuts are frozen and now I'm going to waste your time by posting nothing but a picture and half a line of text and I'm going for the longest title evar award. Monkies" post to beat yours by 1 letter