You Don't Deserve a Penis (3738 hits)
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Submitted by Dystopian (View user info) at 2006-11-19 15:31:02 EST
Men are fucking scum. I'm done with them.
If anyone has any magical pills that will transform me into a lesbian, please please drop me a line. Otherwise, I'm about to commit to a vow of celibacy.
Well, celibacy from other people. No way I'm giving up a little self-love. I can do it better alone anyways. Assholes.
In my latest misadventure, I had a blind date with a friend of a friend. For the purpose of protecting his non-existent dignity, I'll call him Will here.
Will, when I first caught glimpse of him at the restaurant, was everything you never get out of blind dates: tall, good looking, and a generally nice piece of ass. Being shallow, I approved very much of his long hair (in a neat little ponytail) and well-cut jeans.
For once, I didn't feel like a complete fucking tool for showing up in a dress and nice shoes, because here was a man that owned a mirror.
For any other male, he was probably a fag.
But I digress. We were seated in the middle of the floor, and then exchanged small talk, while waiting for our food. Inwardly, I was beating myself trying to come up with interesting and witty topics without coming off as a nerd (confession: I am). At certain intervals, he would laugh, flashing nice white teeth (got to like a man who knows how to floss), and actually have something to say about various topics in Philosophy and Politics.
Finally, someone who spent more than two seconds selecting clothes, and could match my conversation. Life was fantastic.
As dinner arrived, he asked me if he could make a personal confession. Intrigued, (and ready to do anything he wanted me to) I told me to go ahead.
Laughing, Will confessed that he was skeptical of dating someone that was my type. Being an absolute idiot, I said, "what, like intelligent?"
He just kind of shrugged and replied, "uh no, like um... you know... fat".
When he said the dreaded three-letter word, I was conveniently holding a water glass. Completely shocked, I dropped it and it shattered all over the tile floor of the restaurant.
A little background here: all women are sensitive about their weight. If you are unaware of this, you will never ever get any pussy, ever. Because I was Double-Majoring and had lately reduced my gym hours from every other day to once a week if I didn't have eight papers due, I was extra-sensitive. Ballooning from a size two to a size six, I knew that I had more chub around the middle than a year ago. However, I won't call myself "fat" by any stretch of the word. "Fat" should, at least, apply to people over 150 pounds. I would call myself "out of shape" at around 120. I certainly won't call myself ugly either, especially after spending all that time picking out my dress. That asshole was going down!
Back to the scene: all conversations came to a lull by the sound of breaking glass. Somehow pulled by an imaginary force, I rose out of my seat and towered (all five feet and three inches of me) over the table.
Opening and closing my mouth in shear astonishment for about half a minute, I finally managed a stream of curse words so foul my entire extended family was probably rolling about in their graves. It would suffice to say that I informed Will that he was a douchebag of the highest caliber and I hope his penis turned green and fell off.
The best thing about the bitch tirade was that everyone in the crowded restaurant heard every word, and witnessed the spectacle of me throwing my Chicken Marsala in his nicely groomed hair.
Looking back at the incident, I suppose what pissed me off the most was not the idiotic comment, but the fact that God had gotten my hopes up only to send them to their fiery doom.
My first foray into the world of dating after breaking off my long-term relationship was a complete and utter disaster. The only good thing about it was that I probably ruined that asshat's expensive looking outfit. He undoubtedly also found himself washing mushrooms out of his hair for a week.
In conclusion: fuck dating. I'm going to stay home, bitch, and loose myself in writing about illogics of the logic of the Theory of Forms.
Men are retarded. The double-standard as to the concept of fat never fails to piss me off. Sure, men can be 40 pounds over or under-weight, but if a woman doesn't have buns and thighs of steel: she's a fat-ass.
A message to all you that perpetuate this double standard: fuck you. I hope your dick turns green and falls off.
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Submitted by JohnnyACDC (user info) at 2008-08-12 07:31:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
lol
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-11-26 00:03:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by cshape (user info) at 2006-11-23 20:41:27 (#)
Ranking: 0
He wasn't ready for your jelly.
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Only shallow women are sensitive about their weight
And you should never go on blind dates because shit like you just wrote happens
And you're 120 lbs, but how tall are you? Because you may very well be textbook fat
Live and learn, not all men are the same, blah blah
-2 because no one cares about your life unless something funny or interesting happened
This story satisfied neither requirement
Submitted by LongestPants (user info) at 2006-11-24 21:33:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't worry, fatass. Alls you have to do is get the hell over it.
Submitted by fearoth (user info) at 2006-11-24 06:29:26 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by cshape (user info) at 2006-11-23 20:41:27 EST (#)
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He wasn't ready for your jelly.
Submitted by Jim_Lokus (user info) at 2006-11-23 17:01:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, for someone "supposedly" in college, you couldn't seem to spell your way out of a wet paper bag (the simple example of how you used "loose" cements my point). Not only that, but your "Holier than Thou" BS attitude and your penchant for wanting to come out of the closet,(but you're too chicken shit to do so) really shows you for what and who you really are........ (and that's not anything special missy, let me assure you of that).
The only way you'll probably be successful on ANY date, is shown in an example below:
[IMG]http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/2237/roofiesey2.jpg[/IMG]
Yeah, BTW....... your rant sucked donkey balls...........put some more work into your lesbian angst next time chicky!!
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-11-23 15:32:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Sure, men can be 40 pounds over or under-weight, but if a woman doesn't have buns and thighs of steel: she's a fat-ass.
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sounds about right tubby
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-11-23 11:34:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Also, this post was one hell of a trainwreck.
and you're fat
and stupid
and I hate you.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-11-23 11:17:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You get a -2 for this and from now on, so does everyone else.
The word is "lose", you dumb bitch and DON'T FUCKING FORGET IT!
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"In conclusion: fuck dating. I'm going to stay home, bitch, and loose myself in writing about illogics of the logic of the Theory of Forms. "
loose Spelled Pronunciation[loos] looser, loosest, adverb, verb loosed, loosing.
-adjective 1. free or released from fastening or attachment: a loose end.
2. free from anything that binds or restrains; unfettered: loose cats prowling around in alleyways at night.
3. uncombined, as a chemical element.
4. not bound together: to wear one's hair loose.
5. not put up in a package or other container: loose mushrooms.
6. available for disposal; unused; unappropriated: loose funds.
7. lacking in reticence or power of restraint: a loose tongue.
8. lax, as the bowels.
9. lacking moral restraint or integrity; notorious for his loose character.
10. sexually promiscuous or immoral; unchaste.
11. not firm, taut, or rigid: a loose tooth; a loose rein.
12. relaxed or limber in nature: He runs with a loose, open stride.
13. not fitting closely or tightly: a loose sweater.
14. not close or compact in structure or arrangement; having spaces between the parts; open: a loose weave.
15. having few restraining factors between associated constituents and allowing ample freedom for independent action: a loose federation of city-states.
16. not cohering: loose sand.
17. not strict, exact, or precise: a loose interpretation of the law.
18. Sports. a. having the players on a team positioned at fairly wide intervals, as in a football formation.
b. (of a ball, hockey puck, etc.) not in the possession of either team; out of player control.
-adverb 19. in a loose manner; loosely (usually used in combination): loose-flowing.
-verb (used with object) 20. to let loose; free from bonds or restraint.
21. to release, as from constraint, obligation, or penalty.
22. Chiefly Nautical. to set free from fastening or attachment: to loose a boat from its moorings.
23. to unfasten, undo, or untie, as a bond, fetter, or knot.
24. to shoot; discharge; let fly: to loose missiles at the invaders.
25. to make less tight; slacken or relax.
26. to render less firmly fixed; lessen an attachment; loosen.
-verb (used without object) 27. to let go a hold.
28. to hoist anchor; get under way.
29. to shoot or let fly an arrow, bullet, etc. (often fol. by off): to loose off at a flock of ducks.
30. Obsolete. to become loose; loosen.
—Idioms31. hang or stay loose, Slang. to remain relaxed and unperturbed.
32. on the loose, a. free; unconfined, as, esp., an escaped convict or circus animal.
b. behaving in an unrestrained or dissolute way: a bachelor on the loose.
33. break loose, to free oneself; escape: The convicts broke loose.
34. cast loose, a. to loosen or unfasten, as a ship from a mooring.
b. to send forth; set adrift or free: He was cast loose at an early age to make his own way in the world.
35. cut loose, a. to release from domination or control.
b. to become free, independent, etc.
c. to revel without restraint: After the rodeo they headed into town to cut loose.
36. let loose, a. to free or become free.
b. to yield; give way: The guardrail let loose and we very nearly plunged over the edge.
37. turn loose, to release or free, as from confinement: The teacher turned the children loose after the class.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-11-23 11:01:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2006-11-20 18:33:08 (#)
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Clearly shenannigans.
A fatty like you would obviously never waste a full plate of Chicken Marsala.
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2006-11-20 18:33:08 (#)
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Clearly shenannigans.
A fatty like you would obviously never waste a full plate of Chicken Marsala.
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2006-11-20 18:33:08 (#)
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Clearly shenannigans.
A fatty like you would obviously never waste a full plate of Chicken Marsala.
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2006-11-20 18:33:08 (#)
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Clearly shenannigans.
A fatty like you would obviously never waste a full plate of Chicken Marsala.
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BADLANDS LIVES!!!
PLZ WRITE MOAR!!!
KTHXBAI!!!
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-11-22 21:46:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
silly cum guzzler
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-11-22 14:23:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
IT'S HILARIOUS THAT YOU ARE FAT!
THAT MUST SUCK!
NO ONE WANTS TO PUT THEIR PENIS INSIDE A FATTY MC FAT FAT FATERSON.
YOUR POOPS MUST BE HUGE!
Submitted by thegizzle (user info) at 2006-11-22 14:13:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
She's fat, she's round, she bounces on the ground! FATTY FATTY BOOM BOOM!
Submitted by thegizzle (user info) at 2006-11-22 14:06:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
RAh, rated it wrong, let's even out... Much better, you fat cunt.
Submitted by thegizzle (user info) at 2006-11-22 14:03:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah fuck dating, you're too fat, stay home, lay off the pies and you might get some dick, chubs.
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2006-11-22 10:18:16 EST (#)
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I'd like to shake Will's for being cool and having a moment he can tell all of his buddies about at an arrogant woman's expense.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2006-11-22 09:30:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
... I wonder if he meant "phat" and not "fat".
How funny would that be, you making a twat out of yourself and looking like a complete child when he was saying you were cool?
I really, really hope thats what he meant. That'd really make me laugh.
Of course, that wouldnt have worked if he'd called you "chubby" or you know - a "lard arse".
Im quite glad he was vague about the whole thing.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-11-22 02:37:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-11-21 21:59:56 (#)
Ranking: -2
It's amazing what you can find when you are bored enough to google passages from people's posts, and include the omitted results. You are lucky I'm not apollo.
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what the...?
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2006-11-22 02:14:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you're internet beautiful
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-11-21 23:32:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
triceratops are fucking scum.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-11-21 21:59:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
It's amazing what you can find when you are bored enough to google passages from people's posts, and include the omitted results. You are lucky I'm not apollo.
Submitted by PizzaEagle (user info) at 2006-11-21 21:56:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'll agree that the guy you met was rude and inconsiderate. However, shouting curses in public and throwing food is not even close to the appropriate way to respond. I would not even consider going out with you, not because you are fat, but because you sound like a spoiled, immature child.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-11-21 21:40:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-11-21 21:13:34 (#)
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you are internet beautiful. don't listen to these scummy men."
aaaahahahahaha
you're such a fuckhead
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2006-11-21 21:33:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If anyone has any magical pills that will transform me into a lesbian, please please drop me a line.
_____________________________________
Come over, let me fuck you 4 or 5 times. You'll be a lezbo by morning. GUARANTEED!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-11-21 21:14:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
just kidding, you're fat and stupid.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-11-21 21:13:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you are internet beautiful. don't listen to these scummy men.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-11-21 21:02:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-11-21 20:55:30 (#)
Ranking: -2
finally we get some fucking vitriol on this site against shithead posters, I'm actually surprised more estrogen-laden internet dweebs aren't coming to her internet rescue and calling her internet beautiful"
well, she hasn't posted a picture yet, duh
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-11-21 20:55:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
finally we get some fucking vitriol on this site against shithead posters, I'm actually surprised more estrogen-laden internet dweebs aren't coming to her internet rescue and calling her internet beautiful
Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2006-11-21 17:05:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Just think of all the bank you could collect by being an "Erectional Scarecrow" at any Maximum Security Prison. I'm sure SOME warden would pay you handsomely to curb the increasing rate of "shower" rape in said prison by handing out towels while standing in the raw, smiling smugly. (You could even make more on tips by selling bars of "smuggled" soap tucked in the folds of your skin).
just trying to help.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-11-21 16:02:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
*looks at plate expectantly*
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2006-11-21 15:59:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
So you're saying you're insecure and some yutz made an inappropriate comment that sent you off your rocker? Settle down, princess. Just blue ball him or something, Christ!
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-11-21 15:37:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You are fat and gross. You are probably lucky that the guy waited a few minutes before pointing out how fat you are.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95387
"So, in my big-breasted, stretch mark, pasty glory, I walked about the bathroom totally nude preparing myself for a shower at the busiest part of the day."
"I have this wee pot belly with a nice big stretch mark; ah the joys of dry skin. I named my belly Bob. Bob and I get along just fine. He asks for Taco Bell, and I produce."
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2006-11-21 11:26:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You Don't Deserve My Penis.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-11-21 09:45:55 EST (#)
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I thought this post would be about Apollo.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-11-21 09:16:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Thank you for staying home. One less crappy date.
Submitted by ugoat (user info) at 2006-11-21 07:53:28 EST (#)
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you had my sympathy up until I found out you're fat. Really, fat is utterly repulsive. Any comment by a guy doesn't compare with the unhappiness you inflict on the world by being fat. The nubile female form is the most beautiful thing in existance, and defiling and destroying it with fat is an inexcusable crime. This is bigger than you as a person.
Also the scene at the end and your behavior, is a lot worse than his comments. This is typical of the double standard that women hold.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-11-20 21:29:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2006-11-20 18:33:08 (#)
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Clearly shenannigans.
A fatty like you would obviously never waste a full plate of Chicken Marsala."
and therein lies the TRUE irony of the post. girl gets called fat, and the first thing she thinks of to use for retaliation is... food.
Submitted by Thored (user info) at 2006-11-20 21:19:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't do fatties.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-20 20:04:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2006-11-20 18:33:08 (#)
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Clearly shenannigans.
A fatty like you would obviously never waste a full plate of Chicken Marsala.
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I was thinking the same thing...
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2006-11-20 18:33:08 EST (#)
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Clearly shenannigans.
A fatty like you would obviously never waste a full plate of Chicken Marsala.
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2006-11-20 17:45:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Newsflast queen bitchy:
You can be plenty fat at 5'3" and 120 - depends on your body type, how tone you are or aren't, bone size, etc. It seems a forgone conclusion that you fall into the fat category being that you are so stupid, obnoxious and have to resort to blind dates.
The best part is your idiotic comments pointed out already by so many others: "blah blah blah, he looks good and I'm shallow."
"Oh that horrible shallow asshole, he called me fat."
You're a hypocrit and you suck.
P.S.
There's tons of girls, smarter, thinner, hotter and less obnoxious than you.
Submitted by goodontoast (user info) at 2006-11-19 18:59:11 (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/95909
Why I love ubersite: people proving your point with their own posts. Oh, the fucking irony.
Too all of you that think that 120 and 5'3'' is overweight: you will never get any intelligent pussy, ever. I suppose you had to tell that girl that there were ghosts in her clothes to get her to fuck you.
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2006-11-20 17:42:46 EST (#)
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Also, I wish more people WERE sensitive about their weight. Maybe they'd take better care of themselves. The assholes only win if you do nothing about it. It ain't ok to be fat if you can do something about it.
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2006-11-20 17:38:58 EST (#)
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You officially hate half the population, good job. I would venture to guess that you get treated like shit by men because you let it happen or you're fucked up to the point of attracting nothing but losers. Don't paint us all with one brush doll, it's no better than men who hate women.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-11-20 16:58:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-11-19 21:03:54 (#)
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oh, anansie, that was perfect.
i love you.
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Reciprocated.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-20 16:31:39 EST (#)
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um, weren't you the girl that posted THIS on her last post?
"That, and I have a bit of a mini-belly going on. It's like these five pounds that refuse to deposit themselves anywhere else on my body except my stomach. So, while I have bony arms and relatively skinny legs, I have this wee pot belly with a nice big stretch mark; ah the joys of dry skin. I named my belly Bob. Bob and I get along just fine. He asks for Taco Bell, and I produce."
So in other words, you're not pissed that you're fat, you're pissed because you got called out on it?
good heatwhoreing for a n00b, btw - keep it up, I like your style.
Oh and yeah, we're gonna need to see a picture, I'm afraid.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-11-20 16:19:52 EST (#)
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all women are sensitive about their weight
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I'm not.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-11-20 15:57:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey I thought you guys were meant to be jolly?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-11-20 15:48:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzEadB4kZ_8
Submitted by Mephisto (user info) at 2006-11-20 15:20:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Congrats on being part of the problem...
Don't ever have kids.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2006-11-20 12:45:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah, agreed with the people below. You got all psyched up about this guy's physical appearance, but really he was giving you a chance, fatty. He probably really was a great guy.
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2006-11-20 12:26:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Way to blame all men everywhere for your own poor judgement. You probably wouldn't have needed to go on a blind date with that tool box if you weren't busy blowing off the nice guys. The reason it seems like "all guys are assholes" is because the "nice guy routine" doesn't work on 99% of attractive women.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-11-20 12:22:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-11-20 11:06:24 (#)
Ranking: -2
I like the inherent irony stated right at the beginning of this tale:
"Will, when I first caught glimpse of him at the restaurant, was everything you never get out of blind dates: tall, good looking, and a generally nice piece of ass. Being shallow, I approved very much of his long hair (in a neat little ponytail) and well-cut jeans."
From the get go you point out that you're shallow, that you're particularly interested in the way this guy looks, and that it's not something you normally expect to get out of a blind date, ie. someone attractive.
here's where the irony comes in. The guy is also concerned with the appearance of the person he's out with, he did not get the pleasant surprise of meeting a blind date that he was immediately attracted to, and he's shallow enough to point out that you aren't what he'd normally be looking for, appearance-wise.
granted, he's an ass for going there whether he intended to see more of you or not but your reaction was so incredibly far out of line as to completely nullify his behaviour. be offended. call him out on it. don't make an ass of yourself in the hopes of humiliating him because in short all you did was call attention to your fat self throwing a hissy fit.
strangely enough you again called attention to yourself by "sharing" this ironic anectdote with us in the hopes that we'd see something comical in it. instead what I read was "I'm insecure about my appearance." "I hit the blind date lotto and got something easy on the eyes." "he was not so excited about my appearance (which I'm insecure about) and crassly made an ass of himself by calling me fat." "in response I made a much bigger ass of myself by throwing a temper tantrum and throwing food on him." "now I'm sharing with you guyz LOL!!! in the hopes of recieving validation."
in conclusion I am giving you this beautiful -2 as a parting gift because of the way that you responded here and because I feel like it. have a nice day. Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-11-20 11:06:24 (#)
Ranking: -2
I like the inherent irony stated right at the beginning of this tale:
"Will, when I first caught glimpse of him at the restaurant, was everything you never get out of blind dates: tall, good looking, and a generally nice piece of ass. Being shallow, I approved very much of his long hair (in a neat little ponytail) and well-cut jeans."
From the get go you point out that you're shallow, that you're particularly interested in the way this guy looks, and that it's not something you normally expect to get out of a blind date, ie. someone attractive.
here's where the irony comes in. The guy is also concerned with the appearance of the person he's out with, he did not get the pleasant surprise of meeting a blind date that he was immediately attracted to, and he's shallow enough to point out that you aren't what he'd normally be looking for, appearance-wise.
granted, he's an ass for going there whether he intended to see more of you or not but your reaction was so incredibly far out of line as to completely nullify his behaviour. be offended. call him out on it. don't make an ass of yourself in the hopes of humiliating him because in short all you did was call attention to your fat self throwing a hissy fit.
strangely enough you again called attention to yourself by "sharing" this ironic anectdote with us in the hopes that we'd see something comical in it. instead what I read was "I'm insecure about my appearance." "I hit the blind date lotto and got something easy on the eyes." "he was not so excited about my appearance (which I'm insecure about) and crassly made an ass of himself by calling me fat." "in response I made a much bigger ass of myself by throwing a temper tantrum and throwing food on him." "now I'm sharing with you guyz LOL!!! in the hopes of recieving validation."
in conclusion I am giving you this beautiful -2 as a parting gift because of the way that you responded here and because I feel like it. have a nice day.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-11-20 11:06:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I like the inherent irony stated right at the beginning of this tale:
"Will, when I first caught glimpse of him at the restaurant, was everything you never get out of blind dates: tall, good looking, and a generally nice piece of ass. Being shallow, I approved very much of his long hair (in a neat little ponytail) and well-cut jeans."
From the get go you point out that you're shallow, that you're particularly interested in the way this guy looks, and that it's not something you normally expect to get out of a blind date, ie. someone attractive.
here's where the irony comes in. The guy is also concerned with the appearance of the person he's out with, he did not get the pleasant surprise of meeting a blind date that he was immediately attracted to, and he's shallow enough to point out that you aren't what he'd normally be looking for, appearance-wise.
granted, he's an ass for going there whether he intended to see more of you or not but your reaction was so incredibly far out of line as to completely nullify his behaviour. be offended. call him out on it. don't make an ass of yourself in the hopes of humiliating him because in short all you did was call attention to your fat self throwing a hissy fit.
strangely enough you again called attention to yourself by "sharing" this ironic anectdote with us in the hopes that we'd see something comical in it. instead what I read was "I'm insecure about my appearance." "I hit the blind date lotto and got something easy on the eyes." "he was not so excited about my appearance (which I'm insecure about) and crassly made an ass of himself by calling me fat." "in response I made a much bigger ass of myself by throwing a temper tantrum and throwing food on him." "now I'm sharing with you guyz LOL!!! in the hopes of recieving validation."
in conclusion I am giving you this beautiful -2 as a parting gift because of the way that you responded here and because I feel like it. have a nice day.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-11-20 10:37:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If you aren't fat why haven't you camwhored?
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2006-11-20 09:22:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
150 is fat eh?
i guess if you're almost 5'10" and skimming that amount with big boobies you should be a cow then eh?
however; being 5'3" and 120 is not???
nice.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-11-20 08:54:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"But I digress" auto -2
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-11-20 07:16:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-11-20 00:12:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not quite sure why everyone is so angry with you, except that if you care greatly about what men wear and how they groom, you should expect to wind up with equally shallow partners
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That's what I'm talking about.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-11-20 07:15:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No offense, but you sound very arrogant. Of course, it was idiotic and insensitive for him to call you fat, but you made him sound charming and attractive up until that point (actually, you focused very much on his physical appearance more than anything else, which comes off as shallow, but I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt here). It sounds like you threw a tantrum and swore off men because this guy doesn't quite know how to talk to women. Grow up a little.
Assuming of course, that this is all real and not devised to create heat on Uber, etc etc.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2006-11-20 06:54:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
OMG You drama queen! Thats no way to get a husband.
Submitted by phauna (user info) at 2006-11-20 05:49:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The "lady" doth protest too much.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-11-20 04:36:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well written.
He called you fat. That's it in a nutshell. Any man who is a gentleman doesn't call a woman that, even if she is. Especially on a date.
Smile, talk, enjoy the company if it is worth enjoying and if you can't get over the percieved weight issue then smile, shake hands and move on at the end of the night.
You dated a tool. Don't blame the rest of the male gender for it.
Some of us are actually kinda cool.
I'm not going to go into whether or not you reacted appropriately. Dude fucked up. That's the bottom line.
And THIS:
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-11-19 16:15:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
If you don't weigh at or under 100 pounds at 5'3", have tits that are bigger than my fists and are willing to give anal sex on demand you should just kill yourself because you are not worth a shit. Start doing as you are told, meet the criteria that is expected and you may get somewhere. Otherwise I suggest you go the lesbian route and try to find another failure at the female race and make something of it.
Kind of like how ugly people go find other ugly people.
Can be translated to "I got me some pussy online once."
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-11-20 02:55:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"Hey there, Jill, I like your shoes."
"I JUST WANT TO BE FRIENDS!"
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-11-20 02:09:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Congratulations - this was fucking brilliant.
Just look at the big fat shit storm you have created.
Welcome to Uber, try not to implode.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-11-20 01:41:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
can i have a penis?
delivered??
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-11-20 01:14:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-11-20 00:12:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not quite sure why everyone is so angry with you, except that if you care greatly about what men wear and how they groom, you should expect to wind up with equally shallow partners. But I weigh as much as you do, and I'm also a size 6. I don't see how you could be fat.
PS. I also grew up without a daddy. ;)
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-11-19 23:31:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-11-19 23:29:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
you mean "fuck into next tuesday" eh mike?
You are quite possibly the funniest person here rad.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-11-19 23:29:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you mean "fuck into next tuesday" eh mike?
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-11-19 23:17:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't think this is a bad post.
I also think that a perfect size 12 is unbelievably attractive.
That's right, a perfect size twelve. Curves in all the right places. A substantial woman if you will. Someone I'm not afraid to hurt with a little affection. :)
Submitted by Walker (user info) at 2006-11-19 22:36:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You spelled "Masala" wrong... so That's -2 for you =D
Submitted by consuelo212 (user info) at 2006-11-19 21:58:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Eat shit and die, fatty.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-11-19 21:58:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
OH MY GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95381
BORAT!?!?!?!?!?! HOW CAN YOU WRITE SATIRE AND CALL PEOPLE IDIOTS IF YOU CAN'T FUCKING RECOGNIZE SOME OF THE SIMPLEST SATIRE EVER PRODUCED?!
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-11-19 21:48:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fatass.
Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2006-11-19 21:47:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You're not intelligent.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-11-19 21:43:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by goodontoast (user info) at 2006-11-19 19:31:32 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-11-19 19:27:35 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-11-19 18:55:47 (#)
Ranking: -2
Will, when I first caught glimpse of him at the restaurant, was everything you never get out of blind dates: tall, good looking, and a generally nice piece of ass. Being shallow, I approved very much of his long hair (in a neat little ponytail) and well-cut jeans.
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So it's okay for you to be shallow and not him? Typical women logic...
Oh, and the Body Mass Index is flawed, it doesn't take into consideration bodyfat percentage.
P.S.
YOU'RE FAT YOU'RE FUCKING FAT
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Sums it up nicely
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Oh Christ. I make a post to poke fun at my ironic reactions to a situation, and people don't get it. Why am I not surprised?
I'm fucking commenting on the futility of standards by putting down a double standard by being equally shallow. It's called SATIRE.
Obviously, ubersite has no tolerance for SATIRE. They like their humor obvious and retarded, much like Borat and Beavis and Butthead.
Sorry for not giving up the game sooner. I thought I'd be witty and satirical. Obviously, intelligence is lost on the stupid.
For all of you that actually get the purpose of my post: Thanks. You and the few others like you make me regain faith in society.
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Even if you aren't simply backpedaling to save face and it is satire, it's probably the worst satire I've ever read... So the rating still stands, you're still fucking fat, and you're also fucking stupid.
Well... maybe not stupid... the fat in your arteries is probably just cutting off circulation to your brain.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2006-11-19 21:25:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
How about a blowjob, fatty?
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-11-19 21:03:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
oh, anansie, that was perfect.
i love you.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-11-19 20:36:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Shut the fuck up and make me some steak and eggs.
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2006-11-19 20:25:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://gabbly.com/ubersite.com
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2006-11-19 20:17:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/41248
I miss PMJ...
Submitted by Tubabuhst_01 (user info) at 2006-11-19 20:13:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
The only reason this didn't get a -2 because it reminded me of this line from a post I'm to lazy to go find.
"I AINT NO FUCKIN WADDLES!"
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-19 20:12:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
this post was not funny at all you morbidly obese minge, stop pretending it is.
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2006-11-19 20:10:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
So, whose alter are you?
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-11-19 20:04:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
This isn't satire. Why would you lie? I understand everything but that.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-19 19:45:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You are fat! If you hear it from us, it's gotta be true. Why don't you realize you are fat? You are in denial, fat ass.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2006-11-19 19:41:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey hidden, that's not nice... I grew up without a daddy :(
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2006-11-19 19:40:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This makes me kinda jealous actually. I never had one of those dates from hell, or even a blind date. I feel like I'm missing out on some kind of rite of passage or something.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-11-19 19:40:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you can't stop shoving your fat fucking foot in your fat fucking mouth. you sound like a bigger idiot with each reply.
nothing you have said so far is even remotely funny. i've watched British television that was less bland.
give it up. you keep trumpeting your vast intelligence while proving how stupid you really are with each new reply.
you're not smart, you're not funny, you're certainly not interesting, and you're completely immature. i'll bet my ass you grew up without a daddy.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-19 19:33:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
1) This never happened
B) Fatass
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-11-19 19:33:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
yeah. irony.
Submitted by goodontoast (user info) at 2006-11-19 19:31:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-11-19 19:27:35 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-11-19 18:55:47 (#)
Ranking: -2
Will, when I first caught glimpse of him at the restaurant, was everything you never get out of blind dates: tall, good looking, and a generally nice piece of ass. Being shallow, I approved very much of his long hair (in a neat little ponytail) and well-cut jeans.
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So it's okay for you to be shallow and not him? Typical women logic...
Oh, and the Body Mass Index is flawed, it doesn't take into consideration bodyfat percentage.
P.S.
YOU'RE FAT YOU'RE FUCKING FAT
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Sums it up nicely
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Oh Christ. I make a post to poke fun at my ironic reactions to a situation, and people don't get it. Why am I not surprised?
I'm fucking commenting on the futility of standards by putting down a double standard by being equally shallow. It's called SATIRE.
Obviously, ubersite has no tolerance for SATIRE. They like their humor obvious and retarded, much like Borat and Beavis and Butthead.
Sorry for not giving up the game sooner. I thought I'd be witty and satirical. Obviously, intelligence is lost on the stupid.
For all of you that actually get the purpose of my post: Thanks. You and the few others like you make me regain faith in society.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-19 19:31:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
He's..he's..cooking something for me to eat. And he said something about.. watching a "movie".
It must be poison. This must be a trap.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-11-19 19:27:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-11-19 18:55:47 (#)
Ranking: -2
Will, when I first caught glimpse of him at the restaurant, was everything you never get out of blind dates: tall, good looking, and a generally nice piece of ass. Being shallow, I approved very much of his long hair (in a neat little ponytail) and well-cut jeans.
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So it's okay for you to be shallow and not him? Typical women logic...
Oh, and the Body Mass Index is flawed, it doesn't take into consideration bodyfat percentage.
P.S.
YOU'RE FAT YOU'RE FUCKING FAT
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Sums it up nicely
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2006-11-19 19:27:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
So no takers on that coffee thing?
so, so lonely.
*cries*
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-11-19 19:27:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-19 19:19:27 (#)
Ranking: 0
There's a MAN at my DOOR.
WHAT DO I DO?
=================================================================
QUICK, GET TO THE KITCHEN AND ARM YOURSELF!!! PLEASE TELL ME YOU'VE BEEN TO THE GROCERY STORE IN THE PAST WEEK!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-11-19 19:26:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-19 19:14:19 (#)
Ranking: -2
Secondly, my response was really bitchy. I never claimed it was anything but. That's why I posted it here, because I think my bitch sessions are funny.
>They're not
Apparently, people here are more likely to give -2s because they hate women that loose their temper like men do sometimes, instead of reading the obvious humor in a post.
>Loose their temper? Or lose it? I'd not loose my temper in a restaurant. People would be running around chasing this wild temper which I'd let off its leash.
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HAHA!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-11-19 19:25:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
actually, Ameera had an excuse. she was a teenager.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-11-19 19:24:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
apparently, the best thing to do is throw fettucini alfredo into his chest hair
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2006-11-19 19:24:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That sounded so much wittier in my head.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2006-11-19 19:24:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Let him in and sex him up good?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-19 19:19:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
There's a MAN at my DOOR.
WHAT DO I DO?
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-11-19 19:17:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
hahahaha. ah, ameera.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-11-19 19:16:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"Apparently, people here are more likely to give -2s because they hate women that loose their temper like men do sometimes, instead of reading the obvious humor in a post."
ahahahahahahaha
you are much more insane than i had initially assessed. this post is reminiscant of the olden days with Ameera. anyone remember that crazy bitch?
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-11-19 19:15:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"Submitted by goodontoast (user info) at 2006-11-19 19:10:06 (#)
Ranking: 0
Apparently, people here are more likely to give -2s because they hate women that loose their temper like men do sometimes, instead of reading the obvious humor in a post."
and you whine about double standards. shameful, really. i can't speak for anybody else, but on my own end, i'm giving -2s because YOU lose your temper and YOU act like a complete and utter tool. it has nothing to do with any other women. and even if it did, it would be "likely to give -2s because they hate women that lose their temper." full stop. not, "women that lose their tmpere LIKE MEN do sometimes."
apparently, you only feel 'strong' when you act in a way that you perceive is manly behavior. are you sure you're not a bulldyke?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-19 19:14:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Secondly, my response was really bitchy. I never claimed it was anything but. That's why I posted it here, because I think my bitch sessions are funny.
>They're not
Apparently, people here are more likely to give -2s because they hate women that loose their temper like men do sometimes, instead of reading the obvious humor in a post.
>Loose their temper? Or lose it? I'd not loose my temper in a restaurant. People would be running around chasing this wild temper which I'd let off its leash.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-11-19 19:11:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
exactly, hidden.
"Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2006-10-26 17:48:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry to hear that. The only common factor in all of your dissatisying relationships is you. "
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-11-19 19:10:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
My dick turned green once.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/27886
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2006-11-19 19:10:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
In other news, does anybody want to bring me coffee? It's very very cold here and I'm lonely.
So lonely.
Submitted by goodontoast (user info) at 2006-11-19 19:10:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2006-11-19 19:04:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow lady, stop acting like such a bitch, huh?
You're right... you're not fat. Size six isn't fat, and you're really pretty average if the height weight ratio you keep harping on is true. That guy was fucked up and shouldn't have said that. But all your bitching about double standards and so on.... If you act the way you're acting, people are going to be assholes to you. You don't get to be a bitch and have everyone bow to you for it... That would be one of those double standards you seem to hate so much. And really, just because that ONE guy was a prick, making generalizations about all men based on that event is a bit of a leap... Forgive MY double standard but I certainly hope anyone who witnessed this doesn't make judgements on ALL women based on your actions.
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Firstly, thanks for not jumping on the fatass bandwagon. It helps me regain faith in society.
Secondly, my response was really bitchy. I never claimed it was anything but. That's why I posted it here, because I think my bitch sessions are funny.
Apparently, people here are more likely to give -2s because they hate women that loose their temper like men do sometimes, instead of reading the obvious humor in a post.
So, I guess, thanks for expressing your opinion without a -2 or sweeping generalizations. I wrote this to be funny, not to convince people that women are all bitches. If they think that's how women act all the time, they obviously don't need any examples, do they?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-11-19 19:08:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
nobody missed anything. it just wasn't funny. not a single part of any of your stupid fucking story.
i say again- GROW UP. there are lots of scummy men and lots of scummy women. if your attract scum on a regular basis, it may be time to look in the mirror and ask yourself what it is you are doing wrong.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-11-19 19:07:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
we didn't miss anything. it was not warranted. and it wasn't funny. you must really hate yourself to think you're at you're only at your best when making a mockery of yourself.
Submitted by goodontoast (user info) at 2006-11-19 19:05:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-19 19:02:23 (#)
Ranking: -2
way to exaggerate, everyone did not say that 5'3 120 is fat. you make me sad i'm a woman because i get judged on your attitude.
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Notice that I directed that to people that thought the above was true. If you did not, I clearly did not direct the comment at you.
Sorry if you took it the wrong way.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-11-19 19:05:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
5'3" and 120lbs isn't fat. just kind of chubby.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2006-11-19 19:04:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow lady, stop acting like such a bitch, huh?
You're right... you're not fat. Size six isn't fat, and you're really pretty average if the height weight ratio you keep harping on is true. That guy was fucked up and shouldn't have said that. But all your bitching about double standards and so on.... If you act the way you're acting, people are going to be assholes to you. You don't get to be a bitch and have everyone bow to you for it... That would be one of those double standards you seem to hate so much. And really, just because that ONE guy was a prick, making generalizations about all men based on that event is a bit of a leap... Forgive MY double standard but I certainly hope anyone who witnessed this doesn't make judgements on ALL women based on your actions.
Submitted by goodontoast (user info) at 2006-11-19 19:04:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-11-19 18:48:21 (#)
Ranking: -2
"I never claimed to not be a "fucking bitch". Honestly, I'm a psychotic bitch. Just like you are a fucking bastard. Unlike the rest of Ubersite though, I think it's funny when men AND women are assholes to each other. I don't hold a double standard.
And you didn't suggest I was a whore, it was implied. Tell me if I'm wrong. You like your women meek and submissive. Fuck you. I have a cunt, and I am a bitch. I'm not going to take the shit that men sling at women without a few retorts of my own."
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my dear, i implied nothing. yes, as a matter of fact; you are wrong. you may have inferred the idea, but again, this only shows you to be a sad, lonely person who hates life as it is.
saying a woman is acting like a child, after she herself reveals that she throws food at people for calling her fat, AND takes(or feigns to take) pride in that fact, is not being a bastard. it is an obvious conclusion, that anybody could make. regardless of whether or not they were a bastard.
but, as a matter of fact, i'm not a bastard. and, as another matter of fact, i don't like meek and submissive women one bit.
but you're not the opposite. you're not dominant. you're not powerful. you're fragile -as evidenced by the fact you react in such a way as to embarass nobody but yourself. at nothing more than being called fat.
the most embarassing part of this all, is not the looks you got at the restaurant upon your little hissy fit. it's more embarassing that you feel the incident is worth boasting about. but the *most* embarassing part -darling- is that everyone here sees what really happened. you were into the guy, and when you found out he wasn't into you, you just couldn't handle it. poor thing.
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he pretty much hit the nail on the head.
ps- grow up. everything you've said, whether in the post itself or your responses, sounds painfully immature.
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I suppose you will now commence the circle jerk of utter douchebaggery in which you bemoan the plight of a mankind when women decided to throw food at assholes after a bad date. I never, ever, claimed that what I did was mature. It was warranted, and a immature response to a immature comment.
Know why I posted it here? I don't reassurance that I'm not fat. I don't even need reassurance that men are scum. I posted it here because it was funny. The double standard was funny. My response was funny. The entire situation itself was funny.
The fact that you both missed that makes you really sad.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-19 19:02:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
way to exaggerate, everyone did not say that 5'3 120 is fat. you make me sad i'm a woman because i get judged on your attitude.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-11-19 19:01:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i don't think 120 is fat. but i do think you're lying about your weight.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-11-19 19:00:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-11-19 18:52:46 (#)
Ranking: -2
god, i hate people that are that self-centered.
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Gold.
Submitted by goodontoast (user info) at 2006-11-19 18:59:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95909
Why I love ubersite: people proving your point with their own posts. Oh, the fucking irony.
Too all of you that think that 120 and 5'3'' is overweight: you will never get any intelligent pussy, ever. I suppose you had to tell that girl that there were ghosts in her clothes to get her to fuck you.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-19 18:57:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
bret was reincarnated as a man-hating war midget of doom.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-11-19 18:56:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-11-19 18:48:21 (#)
Ranking: -2
"I never claimed to not be a "fucking bitch". Honestly, I'm a psychotic bitch. Just like you are a fucking bastard. Unlike the rest of Ubersite though, I think it's funny when men AND women are assholes to each other. I don't hold a double standard.
And you didn't suggest I was a whore, it was implied. Tell me if I'm wrong. You like your women meek and submissive. Fuck you. I have a cunt, and I am a bitch. I'm not going to take the shit that men sling at women without a few retorts of my own."
my dear, i implied nothing. yes, as a matter of fact; you are wrong. you may have inferred the idea, but again, this only shows you to be a sad, lonely person who hates life as it is.
saying a woman is acting like a child, after she herself reveals that she throws food at people for calling her fat, AND takes(or feigns to take) pride in that fact, is not being a bastard. it is an obvious conclusion, that anybody could make. regardless of whether or not they were a bastard.
but, as a matter of fact, i'm not a bastard. and, as another matter of fact, i don't like meek and submissive women one bit.
but you're not the opposite. you're not dominant. you're not powerful. you're fragile -as evidenced by the fact you react in such a way as to embarass nobody but yourself. at nothing more than being called fat.
the most embarassing part of this all, is not the looks you got at the restaurant upon your little hissy fit. it's more embarassing that you feel the incident is worth boasting about. but the *most* embarassing part -darling- is that everyone here sees what really happened. you were into the guy, and when you found out he wasn't into you, you just couldn't handle it. poor thing.
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he pretty much hit the nail on the head.
ps- grow up. everything you've said, whether in the post itself or your responses, sounds painfully immature.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-11-19 18:55:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Will, when I first caught glimpse of him at the restaurant, was everything you never get out of blind dates: tall, good looking, and a generally nice piece of ass. Being shallow, I approved very much of his long hair (in a neat little ponytail) and well-cut jeans.
-------------------
So it's okay for you to be shallow and not him? Typical women logic...
Oh, and the Body Mass Index is flawed, it doesn't take into consideration bodyfat percentage.
P.S.
YOU'RE FAT YOU'RE FUCKING FAT
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-11-19 18:55:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-11-19 18:55:07 (#)
Ranking: -2
get checked out for mad cow disease"
oh god.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-11-19 18:55:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
get checked out for mad cow disease
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-19 18:53:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
FUCK YOU MY FINGERS ARE STILL COLD!!!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-19 18:53:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Seee? She even says 'glady' when she means 'gladly' - that's how mafia she is
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-11-19 18:52:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i saw a couple out on a date last night. the woman was a little overweight and acted just like the author of this post. the guy was a skinny submissive asian. i felt so bad for him. i kept wishing he would just call her a loud-mouthed fatass and leave her there with the check. the poor guy barely got out two words the whole time. she kept going on and on about how she was some loud and proud bitch. she even tried to tell me how to pour ketchup when she saw me shaking the bottle to get some to come out. had i not been with a female myself, i might have said something nasty to her, but had to sarcastically say "thanks, i got it" while trying to appear polite.
god, i hate people that are that self-centered.
go fuck yourself, bitch. it's not the fault of all men on earth that you have a terrible personality. there are lots of good guys out there. it's just hard to attract them with your shitty attitude.
and i bet being fat doesn't help, either.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-11-19 18:52:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-11-19 18:19:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-11-19 15:56:56 (#)
Ranking: 1
size 6 sounds fine to me. i dont know why he would call you fat.
i think the ideal weight for a woman around 5'3" is like 105-125.
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we dont pay you to think bob
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You will be soon enough.
mwahahahhahahha.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-19 18:52:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
alter right?
AND I AM NOT IN THE FUCKING MAFIA.
although i would "whack this bitch" glady.
was that proper grammar? talking to a geordie throws me off.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-19 18:49:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-11-19 18:48:21 (#)
Ranking: -2
"I never claimed to not be a "fucking bitch". Honestly, I'm a psychotic bitch. Just like you are a fucking bastard. Unlike the rest of Ubersite though, I think it's funny when men AND women are assholes to each other. I don't hold a double standard.
And you didn't suggest I was a whore, it was implied. Tell me if I'm wrong. You like your women meek and submissive. Fuck you. I have a cunt, and I am a bitch. I'm not going to take the shit that men sling at women without a few retorts of my own."
my dear, i implied nothing. yes, as a matter of fact; you are wrong. you may have inferred the idea, but again, this only shows you to be a sad, lonely person who hates life as it is.
saying a woman is acting like a child, after she herself reveals that she throws food at people for calling her fat, AND takes(or feigns to take) pride in that fact, is not being a bastard. it is an obvious conclusion, that anybody could make. regardless of whether or not they were a bastard.
but, as a matter of fact, i'm not a bastard. and, as another matter of fact, i don't like meek and submissive women one bit.
but you're not the opposite. you're not dominant. you're not powerful. you're fragile -as evidenced by the fact you react in such a way as to embarass nobody but yourself. at nothing more than being called fat.
the most embarassing part of this all, is not the looks you got at the restaurant upon your little hissy fit. it's more embarassing that you feel the incident is worth boasting about. but the *most* embarassing part -darling- is that everyone here sees what really happened. you were into the guy, and when you found out he wasn't into you, you just couldn't handle it. poor thing.
Ouch
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-11-19 18:48:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
That's a funny story, reasonably well told.
My theory of men:
99% of the men in the world are assholes in their dealings with women, and 99% of the remainder have never had the chance to be. (unattractiveness, etc.)
While a broad generalization, as a man I know men better than any woman because I am one.
I am a one percenter.
(although I am an asshole in other areas, of course)
The men who don't appreciate your story are probably virgins or very close to it.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-11-19 18:48:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"I never claimed to not be a "fucking bitch". Honestly, I'm a psychotic bitch. Just like you are a fucking bastard. Unlike the rest of Ubersite though, I think it's funny when men AND women are assholes to each other. I don't hold a double standard.
And you didn't suggest I was a whore, it was implied. Tell me if I'm wrong. You like your women meek and submissive. Fuck you. I have a cunt, and I am a bitch. I'm not going to take the shit that men sling at women without a few retorts of my own."
my dear, i implied nothing. yes, as a matter of fact; you are wrong. you may have inferred the idea, but again, this only shows you to be a sad, lonely person who hates life as it is.
saying a woman is acting like a child, after she herself reveals that she throws food at people for calling her fat, AND takes(or feigns to take) pride in that fact, is not being a bastard. it is an obvious conclusion, that anybody could make. regardless of whether or not they were a bastard.
but, as a matter of fact, i'm not a bastard. and, as another matter of fact, i don't like meek and submissive women one bit.
but you're not the opposite. you're not dominant. you're not powerful. you're fragile -as evidenced by the fact you react in such a way as to embarass nobody but yourself. at nothing more than being called fat.
the most embarassing part of this all, is not the looks you got at the restaurant upon your little hissy fit. it's more embarassing that you feel the incident is worth boasting about. but the *most* embarassing part -darling- is that everyone here sees what really happened. you were into the guy, and when you found out he wasn't into you, you just couldn't handle it. poor thing.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2006-11-19 18:46:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm pretty sure Sacrilicious is my new favorite user...
Whatever, though, maybe this chick did overreact, but I can't imagine myself or any other woman NOT reacting badly to a guy saying something so incredibly fucked up. I haven't spent much time in the dating world, and the guy I'm with now is amazing and wonderful and perfect so I don't really have much experience in bad dates, but I'm thinking there's a rule somewhere that you don't call your date fat. Especially not on the FIRST date. That's third date stuff right there.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-19 18:39:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Food fighting lesbians has a certain je ne sais quoi.
Submitted by goodontoast (user info) at 2006-11-19 18:39:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-11-19 18:33:44 (#)
Ranking: -2
god, you're stupid. i'm going to make this VERY simple. if people think you're a bitch, chances are, you're a fucking bitch. reputations don't come out of thin air.
i don't recall suggesting you be a whore. it's really sad to see you think so lowly of yourself, in your rotten core, that you would assume others think of you that way as well. have a good life. or, you know. the best you CAN have with that kind of mindset.
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I never claimed to not be a "fucking bitch". Honestly, I'm a psychotic bitch. Just like you are a fucking bastard. Unlike the rest of Ubersite though, I think it's funny when men AND women are assholes to each other. I don't hold a double standard.
And you didn't suggest I was a whore, it was implied. Tell me if I'm wrong. You like your women meek and submissive. Fuck you. I have a cunt, and I am a bitch. I'm not going to take the shit that men sling at women without a few retorts of my own.
Furthermore, I have a great life. See? I ruined my chances with the above asshole before he could do something stupid later down the road when I was emotionally attached to him.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-19 18:39:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Katy doesn't do English I'm afraid. She's in the mafia. She has mad hate filled eyes and sounds like the lead character from the Sopranos. She is rather wonderful however - but she doesn't work the shift key so well. Bear with it.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-19 18:38:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
...And also, the majority of lesbians aren't attracted to man-hating whiny bitches with a propensity toward asssault with food, either.
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2006-11-19 18:36:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-11-19 18:29:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
You ran into a douchebag with no manners, courtesy, or upbringing.
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Hey! This sort of slander will not be tolerated!
Submitted by goodontoast (user info) at 2006-11-19 18:34:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-19 18:32:09 (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/79661
There's a proper hate post.
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I'm more inclined to read shit when I can, well, read it. If you want someone to reply, try translating this to ENGLISH.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-11-19 18:33:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
god, you're stupid. i'm going to make this VERY simple. if people think you're a bitch, chances are, you're a fucking bitch. reputations don't come out of thin air.
i don't recall suggesting you be a whore. it's really sad to see you think so lowly of yourself, in your rotten core, that you would assume others think of you that way as well. have a good life. or, you know. the best you CAN have with that kind of mindset.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-11-19 18:33:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
actually, this might be a good thing you're doing here. Go ahead and vent and get it out because you know (and I know you know) that all of them aren't like that one.
Say your peace because it would suck if you were an asshole to the next guy you meet, who might be a sweetie.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-19 18:32:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/79661
There's a proper hate post.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-19 18:30:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-19 18:28:37 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by goodontoast (user info) at 2006-11-19 18:22:48 (#)
Ranking: 0
To reply to the vast majority of people giving this -2s: you're all pretentious douchebags. I was a bitch. So? I overreacted. So? Oh, that means you have to prove my point that there is a double standard by calling me out on it.
To the collective ubersite: fuck you all. I have a pussy, and I'm going to be a bitch. It's my Holy Crusade. Imagine if I hadn't reacted to that idiot; he's obviously stupid enough that he would have thought that it's okay to call someone who isn't fat fat on the first date. I did the world a favor.
Do I hate men? Um, yep. You could do more to change my male-hating ways by not being an asshole.
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Well now YOU can just fuck off, too.
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Love this girl.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-19 18:30:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-19 18:28:37 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by goodontoast (user info) at 2006-11-19 18:22:48 (#)
Ranking: 0
To reply to the vast majority of people giving this -2s: you're all pretentious douchebags. I was a bitch. So? I overreacted. So? Oh, that means you have to prove my point that there is a double standard by calling me out on it.
To the collective ubersite: fuck you all. I have a pussy, and I'm going to be a bitch. It's my Holy Crusade. Imagine if I hadn't reacted to that idiot; he's obviously stupid enough that he would have thought that it's okay to call someone who isn't fat fat on the first date. I did the world a favor.
Do I hate men? Um, yep. You could do more to change my male-hating ways by not being an asshole.
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Well now YOU can just fuck off, too.
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Love this girl.
Submitted by goodontoast (user info) at 2006-11-19 18:30:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
good reasoning there, quasimodo. "i'm a bitch because it makes the world a better place." riiiiiight. grow the fuck up and stop acting like a two year old. respect is earned. having a cunt and being a good person makes men think well of you. having a cunt, without any other redeeming qualities, just makes you a cunt. guess what category you fall into.
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Wait, so you mean that having a cunt and acting like a saint or a good cum-dump makes me thought well of? Fuck that shit. I'm going to be a bitch, just like you are an absolute bastard, because I fucking can. Instead of bending over and taking in the ass like a good slut, I'm going to call you out on your hypocrisy.
Men don't like women that are louder than them. It makes them feel like any advantage they have because they have a dick is nullified. Excuse me for not bowing down and praying to the God of Phallus.
Asshole,
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-11-19 18:29:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You ran into a douchebag with no manners, courtesy, or upbringing. The people here who are putting you down wouldn't have the sack to do it in person. Those people are few and far between, just like the guy you met...
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-19 18:28:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by goodontoast (user info) at 2006-11-19 18:22:48 (#)
Ranking: 0
To reply to the vast majority of people giving this -2s: you're all pretentious douchebags. I was a bitch. So? I overreacted. So? Oh, that means you have to prove my point that there is a double standard by calling me out on it.
To the collective ubersite: fuck you all. I have a pussy, and I'm going to be a bitch. It's my Holy Crusade. Imagine if I hadn't reacted to that idiot; he's obviously stupid enough that he would have thought that it's okay to call someone who isn't fat fat on the first date. I did the world a favor.
Do I hate men? Um, yep. You could do more to change my male-hating ways by not being an asshole.
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Well now YOU can just fuck off, too.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-11-19 18:26:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
good reasoning there, quasimodo. "i'm a bitch because it makes the world a better place." riiiiiight. grow the fuck up and stop acting like a two year old. respect is earned. having a cunt and being a good person makes men think well of you. having a cunt, without any other redeeming qualities, just makes you a cunt. guess what category you fall into.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-11-19 18:25:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That food dump was bought and paid for. Way to go.
Submitted by goodontoast (user info) at 2006-11-19 18:22:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
To reply to the vast majority of people giving this -2s: you're all pretentious douchebags. I was a bitch. So? I overreacted. So? Oh, that means you have to prove my point that there is a double standard by calling me out on it.
To the collective ubersite: fuck you all. I have a