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You Don't Deserve a Penis (1176 hits)

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Submitted by Redskieslookfake (View user info) at 2006-11-19 18:58:16 EST




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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-10-14 20:16:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I laughed you bastard :(

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-10-14 18:35:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by dohnuts (user info) at 2008-08-22 13:54:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment
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WTF?

Sico? Or Oathy?

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-10-14 17:41:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

GENESIS IS FUCKING AWESOME

Submitted by branimal_08 (user info) at 2008-10-14 17:22:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Jake L

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-10-11 19:06:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-10-11 18:50:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fight the... whatever the hell is going on here.

Submitted by psikosismc (user info) at 2008-10-11 17:25:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by aquagirl (user info) at 2008-09-08 15:50:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Naplander (user info) at 2008-08-30 17:01:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Because you are such a little bitch.

Submitted by Shagabah_Jones (user info) at 2008-08-26 16:53:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

oh noes.

Submitted by bricekrispy (user info) at 2008-08-24 16:17:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-24 16:09:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Moron below.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-24 16:10:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Moron below.

Submitted by bubba69 (user info) at 2008-08-24 15:53:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by dohnuts (user info) at 2008-08-22 13:54:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by JohnnyACDC (user info) at 2008-08-12 07:35:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by artemisia (user info) at 2008-08-05 06:22:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by dr_weazel (user info) at 2008-07-28 03:53:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I don't see what others see.

Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2006-12-04 07:19:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I hadn't noticed it was due. So no, I haven't planned anything for the 100th one.

I can't take a picture of my throat, I haven't got access to a fish-eye lens.
I'll speak nicely to NASA, maybe they could just about fit it in if they use the Hubble telescope.

Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2006-12-04 05:56:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

It does not need more goitres.

Apparently, we've got enough already. Thank you very much.

Submitted by konohasaiyajin (user info) at 2006-11-28 02:12:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

no, no he doesn't

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-11-20 14:32:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-11-20 08:00:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Truth.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-20 04:09:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-27 08:15:32 (#)
Ranking: 2

I believe this is a conversation that only people from a team in the quarter finals can partake of. However, kindly, I will allow you to join in just for a little while.

I bet England defeat Portugal, and when they do - YOU will produce a tribute post to Rio 'Duck Lip' Ferdinand. The ultimate humiliation.



Should Portugal win (ho ho ho) I will produce a post about how Cristiano Ronaldo isn't actually a whiny little cunt.



Deal? Or are you less sure of your migrant adopted homeland's abilities?
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best. revi.. no.... stupidest. bet. ever.

Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-11-20 01:33:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I deserve a penis










































wheres my donation bitches?!?!?!

























ignore me I'm drunk


Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-20 00:48:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

balls

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-20 00:48:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-11-19 20:34:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

If I was allowed to punch one person and get away with it, I would punch Phil Collins.

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-11-19 20:09:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Ahahahaha

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-19 19:54:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hahahaah.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-19 19:36:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

No arguments from me Shlongy

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-19 19:35:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Phil Collins blows oats.

PS. So did Genesis.

Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-11-19 19:24:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

For inspiring this:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95918

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-19 19:15:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-11-19 19:11:49 (#)
Ranking: 0

Maybe he doesn't deserve to own one, but he definitely deserves a loaner up his ass.
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Any volunteers? We should start a competition "Who wants to bum a millionaire?"

Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-11-19 19:11:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Maybe he doesn't deserve to own one, but he definitely deserves a loaner up his ass.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-19 19:10:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"The ubiquitous presence of Phil Collins in my life irritates me." -Roger Waters

(Hint: he's not ubiquitous once you stop listening to commercial radio.)

Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2006-11-19 19:09:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-11-19 19:01:38 (#)
Ranking: 2

We haven't had a good ole bandwagon in AGES.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-11-19 19:03:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

*waits for someone to do this post with a paramecium*

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-11-19 19:01:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

We haven't had a good ole bandwagon in AGES.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-11-19 19:00:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

That=truth

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-19 18:59:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i concur.


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since `Funky Town.'

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