When Did Soccer Become Fucking Awesome? (2094 hits)
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Submitted by Cali (View user info) at 2006-11-20 08:29:22 EST
Leave it to the goddamned Chinese to give me a newfound appreciation for a sport I could care less about.
At the very least, this can be the shining moment of your Monday morning.
Unless of course you're a heterosexual woman. In which case this is probably just a waste of your time.
(Now with 50% less load time. Hopefully.)
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Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-11-21 13:49:17 EST (#)
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i've had these in my picture folder since april
i found them on Casta/Ru, SpyNet-Ru and MegaPortal-Ru
you can't beat Russian and the many "stans" web pages for interesting pictures
you are missing THE BEST ONE, which shows the entire team in a line with the male coach bowed down, on his hands and knees, in front of them
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2006-11-21 12:03:45 EST (#)
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That's funny. I'd say that the person MOST likely to be a virgin is probably the one that runs around declaring who he has and hasn't fucked for no apparent reason. LOL.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2006-11-21 11:21:54 (#)
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I didn't say they were rare, cancer boy. I said I'm probably the only motherfucker on here that's actually fucked one.
Or any female, for that matter.
In case you didn't get it, I'm suggesting you're mostly a lot of virgin males on this site.
Idiot.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2006-11-21 11:21:54 EST (#)
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I didn't say they were rare, cancer boy. I said I'm probably the only motherfucker on here that's actually fucked one.
Or any female, for that matter.
In case you didn't get it, I'm suggesting you're mostly a lot of virgin males on this site.
Idiot.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-11-21 11:12:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by Director (user info) at 2006-11-21 10:49:25 (#)
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Meh. I'm probably the only motherfucker on here that's actually fucked an Asian.
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Yeah, cause as we all know, Asians are the RAREST of Human races...idiot
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2006-11-21 11:08:13 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2006-11-21 10:49:25 EST (#)
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Meh. I'm probably the only motherfucker on here that's actually fucked an Asian.
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2006-11-21 10:46:03 EST (#)
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How is heat calculated? I assumed naturally that it would be something with the a high number of contrasting opinions... i.e. +2 "this is awesome" -2 "fuck you this sucks." but that doesn't appear to be the case. This post has almost all +2 but it's also up there with "most heated." What makes it "heated" and how is the heat number calculated? I looked for a faq on this site explaining and I don't see one so don't rip my head off for the "stupid question."
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-11-21 08:04:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-11-20 21:00:07 (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-20 16:38:02 (#)
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Football has always been awesome
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-11-21 03:10:02 EST (#)
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yum.
Submitted by supadupapupa (user info) at 2006-11-21 00:48:05 EST (#)
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soccer rocks, it's kind of embarrassing that we can't even come close to competing on a world level. Destroyed on the first round of the finals...
Oh, and Redskies, Cristiano Ronaldo is a freaking amazing player (even if he is a whining cunt). And thank God they got rid of Rood. You don't happen to watch Bundesliga do you? His style reminds me of Van der Vaart...
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-11-21 00:02:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-27 08:15:32 (#)
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I believe this is a conversation that only people from a team in the quarter finals can partake of. However, kindly, I will allow you to join in just for a little while.
I bet England defeat Portugal, and when they do - YOU will produce a tribute post to Rio 'Duck Lip' Ferdinand. The ultimate humiliation.
Should Portugal win (ho ho ho) I will produce a post about how Cristiano Ronaldo isn't actually a whiny little cunt.
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what a moron.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-11-20 23:04:00 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2006-11-20 22:53:56 EST (#)
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How could I not +2 this?
Submitted by SilentRenegade (user info) at 2006-11-20 22:08:10 EST (#)
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ahhhh.....
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-11-20 21:00:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-20 16:38:02 (#)
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Football has always been awesome
Submitted by beauxjizzle (user info) at 2006-11-20 17:57:46 EST (#)
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i heard some fat chick posted her sloppy boobies on here recently... can someone link to that please?? i have been desperately intrigued since i heard this rumor...
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-20 16:38:02 EST (#)
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Football has always been awesome
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-11-20 16:24:01 EST (#)
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This post helped me to understand Williamson
Submitted by Cracked_out_cali (user info) at 2006-11-20 16:11:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-11-20 14:46:10 (#)
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I actually thought about this post in class today, which I think makes me Chi-curious.
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Chi-curious? Freaking classic
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-11-20 14:46:10 EST (#)
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I actually thought about this post in class today, which I think makes me Chi-curious.
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2006-11-20 14:36:22 EST (#)
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When I saw the title of your post I was going to give a one word review: "Never."
But this is soccer I would watch.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-20 13:39:26 EST (#)
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GOOK CHICKS ARE INDEED HOT, BUT DO THEY HAVE THE LINGERIE BOWL? DO THEY MOTHAFUCKA? I REST MY CASE.
Submitted by beauxjizzle (user info) at 2006-11-20 12:46:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2006-11-20 12:42:54 (#)
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Wow, let this be a lesson to me I was already to -2 you without even having seen the photos below just based on the title. Contrary to popular belief I guess soccer can be cool!
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I had the same thing in mind.
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2006-11-20 12:42:54 EST (#)
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Wow, let this be a lesson to me I was already to -2 you without even having seen the photos below just based on the title. Contrary to popular belief I guess soccer can be cool!
Submitted by cstick3 (user info) at 2006-11-20 12:37:17 EST (#)
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as most american males, i hate soccer....
but i love sexy asian women kicking and beating each other in the mud
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-11-20 12:26:36 EST (#)
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Not really sure. But those are pretty girls.
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2006-11-20 12:07:59 EST (#)
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holy shit thats hot!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-11-20 11:59:08 EST (#)
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my trousers now feel approx. 72% tighter
Submitted by garudave (user info) at 2006-11-20 11:58:29 EST (#)
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BEST. POST. EVER.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2006-11-20 11:56:19 EST (#)
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Holy shit.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-20 11:44:02 EST (#)
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Fucking gorgeous.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-20 11:43:49 EST (#)
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I AM YOUR ROUND-EYE CHRIST, ASIANS!
Suffer the little-dicked slanteyes come unto me.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-11-20 11:28:27 EST (#)
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Please tell me this is available in a clean, crisp widescreen dvd edition.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-11-20 11:26:55 EST (#)
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Jesus jump-start mah heart.
Submitted by GaidinCanuck (user info) at 2006-11-20 11:24:39 EST (#)
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God bless you. This was a wonderful way to start my morning. Although, I'm trying not to let the Asian girl beside me see me looking at this. That would be embarrassing.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-11-20 10:25:19 EST (#)
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Well that was a silly thing to type.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-11-20 10:17:59 EST (#)
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She isn't.
Goalies wear different kit to the outfield players to differentiate themselves as keepers.
Unfortuantely, Kurozaopopojao FC's away kit is black, with white for the goalies, and Real Shinginfintin's home kit is white, with black for the keeper.
They decided the different socks would be enough for this particular friendly.
Then Shoji got kicked in the punda, and it kind of went downhill from there.
Or something.
Submitted by street-pirate (user info) at 2006-11-20 10:11:04 EST (#)
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Awesome.
Why is the girl in white in the last picture shooting on her own goalie?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-20 10:07:38 EST (#)
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And everyone wondered why I tried to attract more asians to this site.
Fools now, the lot of you who attempted to thwart or make fun of my efforts.
We could have had THIS here. We could have had THIS all the time...
Why not nail me to a tree now and be done with it, hmm? Complete the circle.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-11-20 09:34:09 EST (#)
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its the job of the asian to take things that suck, and improve them
id tap anyone of them
....and i challenge anyone to not laugh the "cooch kick"
Submitted by Walker (user info) at 2006-11-20 09:25:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-11-20 08:50:27 (#)
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I enjoy seeing pictures of asian women in underwear.
You didn't know that, but it earned you a +2.
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Here here!
Submitted by drgoatcabin (user info) at 2006-11-20 09:23:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-11-20 09:14:34 (#)
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Like I said before, this is wicked cool.
I just said wicked cool.
Urgh.
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Instead of "wicked", try mondo...
This is mondo cool.....yeh, mondo.
High five for a mondo cool post.
Submitted by beauxjizzle (user info) at 2006-11-20 09:23:24 EST (#)
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asian women do it for me.
no, they don't do it WITH me, nor do they actually do it with me in mind...
nevermind i can't explain it.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-11-20 09:14:34 EST (#)
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Like I said before, this is wicked cool.
I just said wicked cool.
Urgh.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2006-11-20 08:57:05 EST (#)
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Monday morning becomes the shining highlight of the week , this way..
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2006-11-20 08:56:19 EST (#)
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Bagsy be the one with the 'Magic Sponge'
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-11-20 08:50:27 EST (#)
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I enjoy seeing pictures of asian women in underwear.
You didn't know that, but it earned you a +2.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-20 08:48:20 EST (#)
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or maybe mortal kombat?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-20 08:48:06 EST (#)
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ooooh this is a good morning.
is that one of the dude's from the last samurai?
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-20 08:33:40 EST (#)
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this is better, the first time took ages to load.
I only have a Tandy with a 56 kb processor, come on bro.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-20 08:31:41 EST (#)
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It was fine the first time....