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Category: News

Rating: -1.75 on 11 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by sealclubber (View user info) at 2006-11-20 15:07:04 EST


*huge announcement* to you dicktwats. In case any uv yu dik twats even read any of my last few posts that have been spread out over like a year, yoov notissed ------fuck you, all i'm tryin to say is that from now on i'll only post while drunk. I actually sort of half assed tried making decent posts while sober, but that was before the weight of the fucking world fucking crushed my fucking spirit fuck. fucky fucky fuck McFuckfuck.
Fuck all you mother fuckers in yer fucking fuck fucked asses. shit


sincerely yurs,
fuckin fuckin fuckin fuckin fuck aka... SHUT THE FUCK UP JOO



























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Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-20 15:29:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

someone forgot to take their pills today...

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-20 15:28:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by sealclubber (user info) at 2006-11-20 15:08:33 (#)
Ranking: -2

damdamdamnit
i had a pic of the first girl who fucking tore my hart out. bitch was hot. hotter than goatse. oh well. fuck itt.
----
post it

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-11-20 15:27:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by sealclubber (user info) at 2006-11-20 15:18:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

and fuck you beauxjizzle...nigga you don't know me
you don't knowwwwww me!

Submitted by sealclubber (user info) at 2006-11-20 15:16:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

i **was** hoping for a perfect -2
but fuck ooberrsaytt/site de uber/sait awbr.
damn it

Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-11-20 15:13:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Kudos

(not the praise kind of kudos, the ceral bar kind)

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-20 15:11:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

She's fucking hot.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-11-20 15:09:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Keep up the good work!

Submitted by beauxjizzle (user info) at 2006-11-20 15:08:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2


pretending to be drunk is sad.

so sad.

Submitted by a_little_more_time (user info) at 2006-11-20 15:08:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Pulitzer Prize Nominee.

Who will second it?

Submitted by sealclubber (user info) at 2006-11-20 15:08:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

damdamdamnit
i had a pic of the first girl who fucking tore my hart out. bitch was hot. hotter than goatse. oh well. fuck itt.


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