To the Brets and JGreenings of Uber (667 hits)
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Submitted by Drew "ajanssen" Janssen (View user info) at 2006-11-20 23:26:25 EST
I know a lot of unecessary ruckus and circle jerks have been created on account of douche bags that posted their personal information and got bit in the ass for it. I know there is 2, fuck it, several hundred different sides to this and I've come to find out that opinions are like kittens around this shit-hole, motherfuckers are givin 'em away.
Anywho, the point I'm getting at is that I, yes I, was one of these ignorant douche bags that used a real email shortly after I popped my Uber cherry years ago. I was poking fun at those silly Canadians and one of our asshole users by the name of Shitfuck emailed my corporate office and then used a copy of an email as the review. http://www.ubersite.com/m/47094 . It wasn't a big deal. I wasn't mad at Shitfuck for it (althought I believe he has a small unused penis for other reasons)How could I be mad at him for my own personal lapse in judgement? Not that what he did was right but you don't post personal info if you don't want it used against you. You don't make homemade porn unless you want it distributed on the internet.
I stopped working for that company last November for other reasons and never really got in trouble for it. Matter of fact they thought it was slightly amusing but couldnt really say so. I'm gonna let you in on a secret. Texans don't give a shit about Canadians and the entire city of San Antonio has a picture of Caul's face that they use as a dart board. Just joking Caul, dont get your panties all in a bunch or do anything crazy like go and pluck your eyebrows.
Sorry to get off track.
Common sense...beating bad judgement since 1980.
DONT POST PERSONAL INFORMATION UNLESS YOU WANT IT USED AGAINST YOU, YOU SHIT-WRAPPED-IN-SKIN SUMBITCHES
Here's a little something for all you dickless bastards that took the time to read this post. Thank you very much. You could've been anywhere in the world tonight but your stuck on this page with me. LOSERS
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Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-11-21 23:02:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Texans don't give a shit about Canadians and the entire city of San Antonio has a picture of Caul's face that they use as a dart board. Just joking Caul, dont get your panties all in a bunch or do anything crazy like go and pluck your eyebrows."
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
drew, i've been sober for almost a full month. i need to be fixed, kid.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-11-21 22:08:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-20 23:43:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't believe I haven't yet been driven away from this site in shame.
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Can't shame the shameless. Also, you know better than to let any of us in on your personal information.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-21 16:01:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Why is this still being talked about?
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2006-11-21 15:49:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-20 23:43:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't believe I haven't yet been driven away from this site in shame\
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Neither can I
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-21 15:04:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-11-21 09:19:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
Enough of this advice. Lets drive more people away in shame.
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well, I already had my turn, so one of you guys can have a go
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-21 13:53:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
true
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-21 13:41:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-21 09:07:40 (#)
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i could drive method away in shame.
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You could, but then you'd be even MORE bored
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-11-21 13:39:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What's a Canada?
Submitted by beauxjizzle (user info) at 2006-11-21 12:10:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Jesus... can yall find anything else to talk about?
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2006-11-21 10:16:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
What's cookin' down in Texas, dickless?
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-11-21 09:47:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
As far as anyone knows we're a nice, normal family.
-- Homer Simpson
There's No Disgrace Like Home
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2006-11-21 09:25:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Would 've been +2 if you hadn't attached the nichtrider .
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-11-21 09:19:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Enough of this advice. Lets drive more people away in shame.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-21 09:07:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i could drive method away in shame.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-11-21 08:58:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
AMEN
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-21 08:15:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-11-21 01:37:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
fuck'n convict
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-11-21 00:19:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-11-20 23:59:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-20 23:43:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't believe I haven't yet been driven away from this site in shame.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-11-20 23:40:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear Drew, Mr. Shrew: If yew onley new.
Big fuckin' whoop. Droop. Poop. Scoop.
Bite my troop.....
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-11-20 23:37:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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