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Once you’ve been black you’ll never go back. (430 hits)

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Rating: -0.54 on 18 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Beano (View user info) at 2006-11-21 11:59:06 EST


There is fuck all point posting anything remotely serious while UM is on.

Sooooooooo........

Here is something I started writing at 4.50pm with the intention of getting it finished and posted by hometime 5.00pm (UK time fuckers)

I win.


I opened my eyes and what could I see,
This little brown chick sucking at me,
She started to scream as I fingered her ass,
I wanted to see if she had any class.

I spun her round and inserted my meat,
She screamed like a little girl receiving a treat.
Where are your friends? I want more of you here
The girls are next door, just shout for them dear.

So I called in her classmates and started to fuck,
I couldn't believe my good English luck.
A class full of Brownies, all in my bed
Fucking some while the others gave head.


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Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-11-29 15:43:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Congratulations.

Submitted by Judgement (user info) at 2008-11-22 16:30:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-26 12:54:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by maf54 (user info) at 2008-05-14 05:10:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Just to counter what that idiot Director did to you.

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-13 17:39:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by ballsonurchin (user info) at 2007-02-12 04:22:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Fuck face.

Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-11-22 06:25:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

you missed the "Like, men are SO immaCHOOR,"

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-11-22 05:34:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2006-11-21 12:05:37 (#)
Ranking: -2

Was there a point to that?

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Plus, I nearly forgot...yes there is a point. The point is that you are a miserable cunt.

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-11-22 05:33:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-11-21 15:01:06 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2006-11-21 12:05:37 (#)
Ranking: -2

Was there a point to that?

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Huh?
Was there?!?!?
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There has to be a point to things now? WTF??

Submitted by Gunslinger (user info) at 2006-11-21 15:42:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You know what they say:
"Once you go black, society ostracizes you and your mother cries."

Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-11-21 15:08:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

LMAO!

Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-11-21 15:01:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2006-11-21 12:05:37 (#)
Ranking: -2

Was there a point to that?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Huh?
Was there?!?!?

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-11-21 14:21:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Where is my boy Ballsonhischin when I need a bad rating?

Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-11-21 12:23:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-21 12:12:49 (#)
Ranking: 2

I fucked a darkie before, okay a bunch of them. They are fun, but I go black and forth.
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that's funny.

Secondly I think the jobe at the lack of any point in posting real work is a good point. Especially during UM...what's that at the top of the page 'college rape'? Serious as ever Uber.

Submitted by beauxjizzle (user info) at 2006-11-21 12:21:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -1


you are not supposed to tell people about this. pretty soon there will be no white people left.

BLACKPOWER!!!!

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-11-21 12:13:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/96020

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-21 12:12:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I fucked a darkie before, okay a bunch of them. They are fun, but I go black and forth.

Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2006-11-21 12:05:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Was there a point to that?


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