I hope you are happy. Now you will face the consequences. (887 hits)
Category: Business & FinancialRating: 0.74 on 31 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by John Bam <showtime.at.theapollo.com (View user info) at 2006-11-21 13:11:43 EST
This whole thing has gone too fucking far. I am appalled at the way you bullying babboons have treated the two people known only to me as "Bret" and "jgreening". I feel like something needs to be done to correct these injustices and I have hired a very highly recommended lawyer on behalf of those victims to pursue possible civil and/or legal actions against anyone who participated in this debauchery.
Although my lawyer did advise me that a very recent legal decision has determined that websites like Ubersite CANNOT be held liable for the posts made by you, the Brothers Douche, he says he is very powerful and very influential and he will have no problem getting that decision overturned.
All of you, I hope you are happy with what you've made me do. I am very, very serious. I am not joking with you. This shit has gone too fucking far. You can -2 this all you want, but you WILL be named on my lawsuit.
If any of you are on my side, please contact me via my WORK email: john.bam.at.generalofficesupply.net. Please keep in mind that I am trying to get a promotion so don't email anything stupid to the admin or my boss, Gregory Floriano. If you do, you will be added to my lawsuit. I am in my car all day delivering things so I won't be able to respond until I get back, but I look forward to hearing from you.
Bart, I hope you are happy with what you have created here, because me & my lawyer will be RICH once we are done with you. Just in case you don't believe me, my lawyer advised me to send you this official document on his company letterhead. You can see that I have already filed the proper paperwork to the courts, you can see me filling out the forms on my lawyer's very expensive laptop.
THIS IS NO FUCKING JOKE.
User Reviews
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-12-08 22:50:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't usually do this, but LOL!!!
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-11-22 09:38:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Jimi Hendrix - The Wind Cries Mary on my Stereeeeeeeeeee-oh!!!!
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2006-11-22 06:42:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
name drop below
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-11-21 18:35:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
jewtoast auto +2
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-11-21 18:14:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This shouldn't be so low. This was funny.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-11-21 16:48:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-21 16:46:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ahhhahaahaahaaahaaa
so who are you really?
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-11-21 16:34:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I've seen better/worse
Submitted by beauxjizzle (user info) at 2006-11-21 16:12:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2006-11-21 15:46:32 (#)
Ranking: -2
Who the fuck ARE these people? I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT BRET, JGREENING OR ANY OTHER PERSON I CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO READ.
STOP FUCKING POSTING ABOUT THEM. I COMMAND YOU, BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL!
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-21 15:22:06 (#)
Ranking: -1
Who is this dipshit, and why is he invoking Jewtoast?
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Fungah, you have been added to the lawsuit. How do you spell your last name?
Jonny/JennyX - Since you have not only insulted me but also given me a -1 rating, I will have to steal your graphics and use them for my own personal use.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-21 16:12:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Jewtoast has better letterhead than this.
http://onegoodmove.org/1gm/1gmarchive/2004/08/in_my_country_t_1.html
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2006-11-21 15:46:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Who the fuck ARE these people? I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT BRET, JGREENING OR ANY OTHER PERSON I CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO READ.
STOP FUCKING POSTING ABOUT THEM. I COMMAND YOU, BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-21 15:22:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Who is this dipshit, and why is he invoking Jewtoast?
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-11-21 14:58:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-11-21 13:13:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
PLUS FUCKING TWO!
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-11-21 14:46:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh my God, someone's trying to kill me! Oh wait, it's for Bart.
-- Homer Simpson
Cape Feare
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-21 13:48:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i meant +2
this was funny.
jewtoast was the best alter ever.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-21 13:45:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-21 13:26:11 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-21 13:23:45 (#)
Ranking: 1
Godammit, I fucking wish Bart would unban jewtoast, he was so much fun
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It's that Bart has no sense of humor.
I wish he HAD let apollo buy Ubersite. ""
that would fucking rule.
first thing i'd do is give myself 1,000,000 hits and make aj dance naked.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-11-21 13:43:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Add me you kiddy-fiddler.
The right honorable Charles Charlie Charles.
The UK.
Submitted by beauxjizzle (user info) at 2006-11-21 13:36:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-11-21 13:27:27 (#)
Ranking: -1
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Loki, I do not want to have to add you to the lawsuit. I know you are having enough trouble with the law already since your significant other has decided to start dtealing people's personal information and selling it to the jews. You have 3 minutes to change the rating to a +2 or I will send your name to my lawyer and cancel my $10 donation to the ACLU.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-11-21 13:36:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Jewtoast!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-21 13:30:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've determined that this is a +1...evening things out.
Submitted by beauxjizzle (user info) at 2006-11-21 13:27:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-21 13:14:32 (#)
Ranking: -1
BART DOESN'T LIKE PEOPLE USING THAT LIKENESS.
ALSO, YOU ARE A BIT LATE IN JUMPING IN ON THIS.
ALSO, FUCK YOU.
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No sir, it is YOU who will be fucked. Wait and see.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-11-21 13:27:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-21 13:26:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-21 13:23:45 (#)
Ranking: 1
Godammit, I fucking wish Bart would unban jewtoast, he was so much fun
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It's that Bart has no sense of humor.
I wish he HAD let apollo buy Ubersite.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-21 13:23:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Godammit, I fucking wish Bart would unban jewtoast, he was so much fun
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-21 13:22:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I've seen better, I've seen worse.
My dick feels like someone rubbed a brillo pad over it. Fuck All.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-21 13:21:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
NO MONKEY BUTLERS...
*shakes head*
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-11-21 13:15:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-21 13:14:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
BART DOESN'T LIKE PEOPLE USING THAT LIKENESS.
ALSO, YOU ARE A BIT LATE IN JUMPING IN ON THIS.
ALSO, FUCK YOU.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-11-21 13:14:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
FYI
http://www.ubersite.com/m/82316
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-11-21 13:13:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
PLUS FUCKING TWO!
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-11-21 13:13:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh god