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Lunchtime in Noodle City (460 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: 0.25 on 8 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by KindaNews (View user info) at 2006-11-22 04:48:16 EST

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Her perspective:

So I'm walking by and I see this old perve with nicotine stained fingers downloading porn on his lunch break. He sees me and his fat jaw drops lower than his nut sac in a steam bath, drooling carcinogenic bile all over his laptop.

"Ew-w! What is this dorkasaurus thinking? Doesn't he have any pride? Doesn't he have any shame? Doesn't he have any mirrors in his house? This guy is old enough to be my father! Gro-oss!"

These old guys still think like they're in high school.
Their heads can't get around the fact that time passes, and staring at young girls like Kirstie Alley at a Sizzler buffet is about as appetizing as...Kirstie Alley at a Sizzler buffet.

Wait a minute. What is that? Did the old fuck just cream his boxers?

For a moment, she almost feels sorry for the aging nerd who couldn't get laid with a Tech-9 and a suitcase full of roofies, unless the blind hooker provided the viagra.

But it passes, and the twelve year old girl runs inside to tell her dad about the pedophile on the porch so he'll come down and beat his ass.

Or fire him.

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User Reviews

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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-22 12:44:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

just keeping pounding on the keys sparky, something worth reading is bound to eventually appear

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Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2006-11-22 12:08:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

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Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-11-22 11:31:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

wheres the "Like, men are SO immaCHOOR," ?

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Submitted by beauxjizzle (user info) at 2006-11-22 10:00:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

you still didnt answer why you were dressed like a ho

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Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-11-22 09:52:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I liked it.

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Submitted by drgoatcabin (user info) at 2006-11-22 09:37:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

For some reason, I found this very stupid and immature...could be me though. High five to me for being me.

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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-11-22 06:56:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

approved.

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Submitted by waterbottle (user info) at 2006-11-22 06:37:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"and the twelve year old girl runs inside to tell her dad about the pedophile on the porch"

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Homer: Is this episode going on the air live?

June Bellamy:
No, Homer. Very few cartoons are broadcast live -- it's a
terrible strain on the animators' wrists.

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