APW: All your cliches are belong to ME! (212 hits)
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Submitted by John Bam <showtime.at.theapollo.com (View user info) at 2006-11-22 09:41:59 EST
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ALEX TREBEK (played by Will Ferrell): Good evening folks and welcome back... to Jeopardy.
(theCLAPtheCLAPtheCLAPtheCLAPtheCLAP)
ALEX TREBEK: As you know, our contestants today are Habeeb, JMG114, and SlowlyRotting. When we left for commercial, our final answer was given to the players, "Things that suck... ass", and now let's see how they've done. Let's start with Habeeb. What was your wager?
HABEEB: (played by KoolMang) Photosynthesis, Photosynthesis, Photosynthesis...
<Habeeb's monitor reveals his wager>
ALEX TREBEK: I don't know what that means... However, it seems you've wagered "Go bears woo." I'm not sure that's a wager... but let's see your question.
<Habeeb's monitor reveals his question>
ALEX TREBEK: Ah, a poorly drawn MSPaint picture is your answer. I'm sorry that's WRONG. How about you, JMG114:
<JMG's monitor reveals his wager>
ALEX TREBEK: It seems you've wagered your "UberMadness Invite". OK... And what was your question.
<JMG's monitor reveals his question>
ALEX TREBEK: A very intelligently worded post with a good plotline and engaging story? I'm sorry, that is NOT correct. Let's move on to SlowlyRotting.
SLOWLYROTTING: (played by a homeless guy we found in the alley) I am witty and awesome and a good husband and father and a salesman and a cop and a fratboy and did I mention I'm fucking awesome?
ALEX TREBEK: What did you wager?
<SlowlyRotting's monitor reveals his wager>
ALEX TREBEK: It seems you've wagered your online credibility and lack of talent. And your question:
<SlowlyRotting's monitor reveals his question>
ALEX TREBEK: A BleauxJizzle post! Ha! That's actually right!
<BeauxJizzle jumps out of the audience and eats SlowlyRotting alive>
BEAUXJIZZLE: (played by the same guy who played SlowlyRotting>: Mmmm, tastes like Nestle's Strawberry Quick. Since you're a douche who can't remember your password I have taken over for you and I will become uber's greatest alt of all time.
AUDIENCE: (played by the uber masses): Fuck you. You're not funny. Post something original and stop stealing everyone else's ideas and hard work. Go die somewhere. -2.
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