APW: All your cliches are belong to ME! (NSFW) (923 hits)
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Submitted by John Bam <showtime.at.theapollo.com (View user info) at 2006-11-22 09:42:47 EST
***APPLAUSEapplauseAPPLAUSEapplauseAPPLAUSE***
ALEX TREBEK (played by Will Ferrell): Good evening folks and welcome back... to Jeopardy.
(theCLAPtheCLAPtheCLAPtheCLAPtheCLAP)
ALEX TREBEK: As you know, our contestants today are Habeeb, JMG114, and SlowlyRotting. When we left for commercial, our final answer was given to the players, "Things that suck... ass", and now let's see how they've done. Let's start with Habeeb. What was your wager?
HABEEB: (played by KoolMang) Photosynthesis, Photosynthesis, Photosynthesis...
<Habeeb's monitor reveals his wager>
ALEX TREBEK: I don't know what that means... However, it seems you've wagered "Go bears woo." I'm not sure that's a wager... but let's see your question.
<Habeeb's monitor reveals his question>
ALEX TREBEK: Ah, a poorly drawn MSPaint picture is your answer. I'm sorry that's WRONG. How about you, JMG114:
<JMG's monitor reveals his wager>
ALEX TREBEK: It seems you've wagered your "UberMadness Invite". OK... And what was your question.
<JMG's monitor reveals his question>
ALEX TREBEK: A very intelligently worded post with a good plotline and engaging story? I'm sorry, that is NOT correct. Let's move on to SlowlyRotting.
SLOWLYROTTING: (played by a homeless guy we found in the alley) I am witty and awesome and a good husband and father and a salesman and a cop and a fratboy and did I mention I'm fucking awesome?
ALEX TREBEK: What did you wager?
<SlowlyRotting's monitor reveals his wager>
ALEX TREBEK: It seems you've wagered your online credibility and lack of talent. And your question:
<SlowlyRotting's monitor reveals his question>
ALEX TREBEK: A BleauxJizzle post! Ha! That's actually right!
<BeauxJizzle jumps out of the audience and eats SlowlyRotting alive>
BEAUXJIZZLE: (played by the same guy who played SlowlyRotting>: Mmmm, tastes like Nestle's Strawberry Quick. Since you're a douche who can't remember your password I have taken over for you and I will become uber's greatest alt of all time.
AUDIENCE: (played by the uber masses): Fuck you. You're not funny. Post something original and stop stealing everyone else's ideas and hard work. Go die somewhere. -2.
User Reviews
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-22 18:24:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I can't decide.
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2006-11-22 17:30:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That was funny because it looks like an accurate depiction... hahaha.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-11-22 14:12:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
At what point was this act of fellation supposed to be amusing?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-22 12:47:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
AUDIENCE: (played by the uber masses): Fuck you. You're not funny. Post something original and stop stealing everyone else's ideas and hard work. Go die somewhere. -2.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-22 11:59:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-11-22 11:13:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You ripped my pic.
I appreciate, respect and encourage it.
Carry on.
This made me laugh as well.
Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2006-11-22 11:00:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for loki's shitfest
Submitted by beauxjizzle (user info) at 2006-11-22 10:48:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-22 10:11:27 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-22 09:48:25 (#)
Ranking: 0
Really starting to think that Koolmang is back...
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I could never match the awesomeness that was koolmang. i just hope bart believes me and i dont get banned.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2006-11-22 10:17:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HOLY SHIT I HAVE A WIFE?
so THAT'S what the smell coming from underneath my porch is.
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2006-11-22 10:11:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fluteboy has forsaken Ubersite.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-22 10:11:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-22 09:48:25 (#)
Ranking: 0
Really starting to think that Koolmang is back...
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-11-22 10:08:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow.
I haven't seen a Fluteboy post in like 2 years. In fact, I was pondering making a Return Of Fluteboy shitpost, but never really got around to it.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-11-22 10:05:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This was HORRIBLE
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-22 09:50:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This should get a plus 50.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-22 09:48:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Really starting to think that Koolmang is back...