What I am thankful for... (967 hits)
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Submitted by Axolotl || ltoloxA (View user info) at 2006-11-22 13:54:30 EST
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-12-09 11:29:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-12-09 06:15:45 (#)
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I'm going straight to Fox news with a printout of all your posts when you run for president
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As I'd say I'd be running as a democrat, that's probably not a good thing. Only give them the intelligent posts.
Be sure to give them the post from the Uber Poetry competition last March where I couldn't think of anything to write, so I just posted a jacked black guy fucking a penguin.
Where is that...
Here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85402
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-12-09 06:15:45 EST (#)
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I'm going straight to Fox news with a printout of all your posts when you run for president
Submitted by stardamage (user info) at 2006-12-09 05:38:02 EST (#)
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I have that exact same Latin textbook gathering dust in my house somewhere.
Also some of the Cambridge Latin series, which sucked ass.
This makes me want to go book shopping. I was only able to bring two books to Ireland and they were ones I'd bought for the plane, so most of mine here are books for class: Jane Eyre, Civilization and its Discontents, the Second Sex, the Morte D'Arthur, Beowulf.
Luckily I like those, too.
Submitted by awj002 (user info) at 2006-12-09 02:49:17 EST (#)
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if they're only gonna put the 400 dumbest things republicans have said into each book, they'll need quite a few volumes before they even reach sentences that are grammatically correct.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-11-23 09:06:58 EST (#)
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I have a lot more fiction...
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-11-23 01:02:44 EST (#)
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+1 for calvin and hobbs
+1 for get fuzzy
.... just squeaked by
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2006-11-22 23:39:42 EST (#)
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+2 for "1776". Best book...uh...only book I've read this year. Sad.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-11-22 21:06:19 EST (#)
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You DO know those Horrible Histories books are for children, right?
Submitted by RPharazon (user info) at 2006-11-22 18:22:39 EST (#)
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Holy shit! Ender's Game, Lord of the Rings books, Eragon, Eldest, AND Horrible Histories?
Too bad you don't have The Silmarillion. Reading that is like trying to read the Bible, cover to cover.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-11-22 16:41:31 EST (#)
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+2 for the Crimescene. Grossly entertaining! Also good to use as porn. Don't ask.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-11-22 16:38:32 EST (#)
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no Hermann Hessen = no book collection
Submitted by BUTCH_HERO (user info) at 2006-11-22 16:30:27 EST (#)
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Just finished Life of Pi...great book, great post.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-11-22 16:23:23 EST (#)
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nerd!
Submitted by beauxjizzle (user info) at 2006-11-22 16:14:39 EST (#)
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Unfortunately I had to give away 90% of my books when I moved. Just no room left in the truck.
I don't see Frank Hebert... ?
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-11-22 15:51:01 EST (#)
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I looked through every single one of those books and the only ones I have that you have are all the Calvin and Hobbs and Lord of the rings (including the atlas).
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-11-22 15:29:24 EST (#)
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You have like zero good books, dude.
LIT-BURN!!
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-11-22 15:08:56 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-22 15:08:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-11-22 14:56:28 (#)
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I didn't read "Boy," but I did read an unofficial biography on him.
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A lot of the material in Boy was reused in Dannyt he Champion of the World (ie the insane teacher slicing his hand with a ruler)
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-22 15:07:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-22 15:01:56 (#)
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What's your point?
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I wouldn't get the books if I didn't want them.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-22 15:01:56 EST (#)
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What's your point?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-11-22 14:56:28 EST (#)
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I didn't read "Boy," but I did read an unofficial biography on him.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-11-22 14:53:15 EST (#)
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Get Battlefield Earth and become a scientologist? I think?
I can't spell the title of followers of a retarded religion.
Kristinas? Moslims? Jus?
I need to go home and sleep in preperation for Thanksgiving
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2006-11-22 14:52:08 EST (#)
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Needs more 'Sweet Valley High'
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-22 14:47:52 EST (#)
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There are TWO 'What If' books, btw, they're both great
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-22 14:45:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-22 14:45:05 (#)
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I recommend more Mike Judge and Sam Watterson.
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Never heard of Sam Watterson, and Mike Judge seems to be mildly retarded from what I've read of his.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-22 14:45:05 EST (#)
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I recommend more Mike Judge and Sam Watterson.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-22 14:42:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-22 14:21:55 (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-22 14:17:53 (#)
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I said that because you said you hadn't read through all of it.
I'd recommend more Marlowe and Jonson anyway.
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I'd say Milton has influenced your poetry as well.
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Exactly why I might take this idea of yours and run with it. My 8 pound Riverside Milton has been begging me for a photo shoot.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-22 14:41:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2006-11-22 14:40:32 (#)
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That must've taken a long time to caption...
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Not really, I just threw it all together haphazardly.
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2006-11-22 14:40:32 EST (#)
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That must've taken a long time to caption...
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-11-22 14:38:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-22 14:14:37 (#)
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Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-11-22 14:13:15 (#)
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I thought historians were the only ones that voluntarily read about the civil war.
I must say, your collection is rather boring.
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Let me ask you, what would your prize collection consist of, How To Make Love Like a Porn Star and the OJ Simpson book?
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That was a lame comeback but for the sake of keeping up with the frivolous tone I'll answer your question. Yes, my collection consists of the OJ Simpson book and How To Make Love Like a Porn Star.
BTW, I wasn't trying to hassle you, I was just stating my opinion.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-11-22 14:36:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-22 14:08:04 (#)
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Cool idea. Now I may do one of these. I blame you.
Read more Shakespeare.
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I used to enjoy Shakespeare, but then we had to start over analyzing every minute detail when in 10th grade.
Now I steal his plays from libraries and burn them
Oddly enough the best play I've seen was based of Romeo and Juliet and Othello. I can't recall the name of it though. Some modern feminist parody of the two, it was quite nice.
Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2006-11-22 14:35:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-22 14:21:34 (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-11-22 14:16:32 (#)
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I've read a few of these, but it was tough to decipher many of the titles.
Dahl's best work was "Danny the Champion of the World."
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Ah, brings back memories. I've always wanted to go pheasant hunting after that.
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I've always made me want to glue paper cones on the heads of pheasants after that.
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-11-22 14:28:30 EST (#)
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I thought this would be a photo of the adult table at Thanksgiving dinner.
You'll get there one day.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-22 14:21:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-22 14:17:53 (#)
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I said that because you said you hadn't read through all of it.
I'd recommend more Marlowe and Jonson anyway.
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I'd say Milton has influenced your poetry as well.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-22 14:21:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-11-22 14:16:32 (#)
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I've read a few of these, but it was tough to decipher many of the titles.
Dahl's best work was "Danny the Champion of the World."
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Ah, brings back memories. I've always wanted to go pheasant hunting after that.
Have you read Boy?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-22 14:17:53 EST (#)
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I said that because you said you hadn't read through all of it.
I'd recommend more Marlowe and Jonson anyway.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-11-22 14:16:32 EST (#)
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I've read a few of these, but it was tough to decipher many of the titles.
Dahl's best work was "Danny the Champion of the World."
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-22 14:16:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-22 14:14:33 (#)
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You will get laid around the same time that pigs fly.
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/95905
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-22 14:14:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-11-22 14:13:15 (#)
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I thought historians were the only ones that voluntarily read about the civil war.
I must say, your collection is rather boring.
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Let me ask you, what would your prize collection consist of, How To Make Love Like a Porn Star and the OJ Simpson book?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-22 14:14:33 EST (#)
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You will get laid around the same time that pigs fly.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-22 14:13:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-11-22 14:11:43 (#)
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Is that "The Get-Along Gang" that I spy in there?
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Nope, what part are you looking at?
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-11-22 14:13:15 EST (#)
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I thought historians were the only ones that voluntarily read about the civil war.
I must say, your collection is rather boring.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-11-22 14:11:43 EST (#)
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Is that "The Get-Along Gang" that I spy in there?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-22 14:09:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-11-22 14:02:03 (#)
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PS - If I did a post like this it would be eight fucking feet long. I have a lot of books. I love books.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-22 14:09:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-22 14:08:04 (#)
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Cool idea. Now I may do one of these. I blame you.
Read more Shakespeare.
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Aha, the wagon is banding.
Have you observed the massive compendium of shakespeare, and the taming of the shrew and Othello two spaces below?
There are a few more shakespurs hidden away in attic.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-22 14:08:04 EST (#)
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Cool idea. Now I may do one of these. I blame you.
Read more Shakespeare.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-22 14:06:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-11-22 13:58:04 (#)
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Sometime Ax you sadden me. But only sometimes.
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This is saddening?
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-22 14:05:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-22 14:02:17 (#)
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(bizarre image)
What is eat's shite's and leaves about. I hope the above picture worked.
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Hypocracy among grammar nazis, it's a parody of Eats, Shoots and Leaves, a book by an English grammar nazi.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-11-22 14:03:35 EST (#)
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I love books so much I wrote one.
http://www2.xlibris.com/bookstore/bookdisplay.asp?bookid=13981
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-22 14:02:17 EST (#)
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What is eat's shite's and leaves about. I hope the above picture worked.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-11-22 14:02:03 EST (#)
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PS - If I did a post like this it would be eight fucking feet long. I have a lot of books. I love books.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-11-22 14:01:10 EST (#)
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You know, I have all those
HEY THOSE ARE MY BOOKSHELVES YOU LIFE-PLAGERIZING LITTLE BASTARD!
I love books.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-11-22 13:58:04 EST (#)
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Sometime Ax you sadden me. But only sometimes.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-22 13:54:58 EST (#)
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Happy thanksgiving everybody!