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What I am thankful for (367 hits)

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Rating: -1.1 on 10 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by EmoJean (View user info) at 2006-11-22 16:13:07 EST




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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:26:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I CANT FIND ANY CONDOMS, TO FIT ME, TRUE STORY.

ooops

Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:12:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

'cause that's all you can get...it's ok, don't be ashamed

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-23 12:47:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Pinch the tip, you are a dumb cunt anyway. Fuck off.

Submitted by jojo747 (user info) at 2006-11-23 07:27:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

yes, I also love living in an age where i get to wrap my penis in plastic

Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-11-23 00:57:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i dunno, i kinda like the feeling of my gf putting it on me the ol fashion way

Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-11-22 16:56:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Animated GIFs?

Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2006-11-22 16:34:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

The invention is creative but you're not for simply posting a picture of it...

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-22 16:23:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You're thankful for a rubber shlong and a balloon?

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-22 16:22:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

stupid me, i've been using my mouth to do it all this time

Submitted by beauxjizzle (user info) at 2006-11-22 16:15:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1


the condom or the dildo?


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