Help a sister out on Thanksgiving. (718 hits)
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Submitted by Siren© (View user info) at 2006-11-22 19:54:56 EST
Hi. My name is Holly and unfortunately I work in a 24 hour establishment (hotel) which means that sometimes...or often, I should say, I am the unlucky chosen one to be stuck working on holidays.
'Tis the night before Thanksgiving,
and all through the house,
not a creature was stirring, except 3 Asian families, 2 middle Eastern families, a Russian housekeeper, and some drunken divorcees.
And it will be that way tomorrow night, too. Why is it always the yummy holidays? It seems like the yummier the holiday, the more I work on and around that holiday. Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year's... those are the ones I get stuck with. And it's not like I can eat before or after. My shift is 3-11 pm. That's prime turkey time!!
No turkey dinner for me. No mashed potatoes, cranberry sauce, stuffing, greenbeans and sparkling grape juice. It's even worse now that I'm preggers, because I keep seeing the commercials for the delicious feast, people keep talking about it, I keep thinking about it, I want it. I now eat about 2 or 3 of each meal anyway (I'd swear I'm having 12-lets), and it's torture.
Hopefully, my baby daddy will bring me a leftover plate to work, but, there's no guarantee about that. So, I'm calling on you uberAmericans for help. As you finish your lavish meals tomorrow, I ask you to send your scraps to me via turkey express. The address is
Hampton Inn and Suites
131 E. Redwood St.
Baltimore, MD 21202
Or bring them yourselves. I'd be glad to have company- I'm sure it will be lonely tomorrow, too. Or call me and tell me you love me. Because I love you. Ok, not really- You're a bunch of chodes.
Gotta go.
I smell food.
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Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2006-11-29 20:56:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Siren rocks.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-23 10:29:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If I send you some turkey, will you mail me back the Tupperware at your expense or should I just put it in a bag and throw some satmps on it?
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-11-23 06:51:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck, Siren, I'm at Fort Meade and I would, but I'll be outta town. If I can swing by, what's the best exit from the tunnels to take?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-11-23 04:03:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
please send pictures of your belly to rad1101.at.gmail.com
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-11-23 02:55:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
im waiting for people to call that suite and ask for holly just to chat with anther uberer
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-11-22 23:35:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
i left a doodie under the bed once at a hotel
i had the spinners and got really disoriented
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-11-22 23:00:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That sucks.
I stayed at that hotel before.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-11-22 22:59:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Pregnant you say? There's a nice plate of turkey at the top of this stairwell.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-11-22 22:39:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
moo moo?
<burp>
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-11-22 22:36:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2006-11-22 21:48:44 (#)
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Not real bright publishing the address of your place of business on the internet...
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You don't know me I guess. Yeah, I tend to not care about anything. Ever. You must be a noob. I'm Blunt Loudmouth. Nice to meet you.
It's a hotel. Anyone can look up the address at anytime from several forms of media. And as for my own safety, I work in the middle of downtown Baltimore. There is no safety.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-11-22 22:02:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha I just read the filename.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-11-22 21:59:15 EST (#)
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God, I hope you don't really work there, or Shit-in-a-Box will be getting a lot of business the next few days.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-11-22 21:57:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Happy imperialism day.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-11-22 21:49:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes, I believe you sent me a nude pic, but made me swear I'd never tell anyone. You also made me swear I'd send you one, but my boyfriend (husband in 10 days) caught me and I got in trouble.
Bob, I work 3-11pm Baltimore time tomorrow.
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2006-11-22 21:48:44 EST (#)
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Not real bright publishing the address of your place of business on the internet...
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-11-22 21:46:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Speaking of chodes, didn't I send you a picture of my wang while I was drunk or something?
Happy turkey day, you filthy whore.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-11-22 21:37:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wow. thats crazy. pick already will ya?
PS: are you going to be on the front desk tomorrow?
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-11-22 21:27:35 EST (#)
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Hahaha.. I just keep changing my major. I've down-graded to Howard Community College (piano). Formerly of Baltimore International College (culinary, business). And Allegany College of MD (English, music, business, back to English, journalism).
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-11-22 20:54:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
damn 7th year? UMBC or Hopkins or what?
PS: I love Hampton Inn. I was travelling around last summer and they were by far the best of the "cheap" hotels.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-11-22 20:48:05 EST (#)
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That's why I said I wasn't sure. Tsokay.
Careful, that could start rumors, Phillip.
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2006-11-22 20:36:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I LOVE CHODES!!!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-22 20:29:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Chill out woman, I was insulting the hotel. No need for you to get your panties knotted like nigger's noose.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-11-22 20:22:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-22 20:14:54 (#)
Ranking: 1
I worked at Candlewood Suites at the airport, but I grew up and got a real job after that.
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Yeah, I'm not sure if that was an insult or not. Just to clarify, I'm working my way through my 7th year of college. As are my 2 best friends, one of whom is in law school and the other in pharmacy school. It's one of the better paying jobs you can get without a college degree.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-11-22 20:16:48 EST (#)
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a really good friend of mine works at a holiday express. he's always missing out on shit, so i feel for ya.
tell a friend to bring you a plate of left overs.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-22 20:14:54 EST (#)
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I worked at Candlewood Suites at the airport, but I grew up and got a real job after that.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-11-22 20:13:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I love PAH!
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-11-22 20:10:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know you but I'm very tempted to send you a piece of pie.
Great cartoon.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-11-22 20:10:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Whatever you got, Director.
Dang, yo...Why is the picture so far down? I also know that green beans are two separate words.
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2006-11-22 20:00:02 EST (#)
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Thank you
love the toon : )
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2006-11-22 19:58:43 EST (#)
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How about I come and give you some "stuffing?"