Oh the IGNORANCE: An explanation (1415 hits)
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Submitted by Michael Jackson (View user info) at 2006-11-23 06:53:01 EST
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2009-06-27 10:11:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I used to like the Uber MJ, like the real one minus the child abuse allegations etc.
Submitted by Mike-Mc (user info) at 2007-11-16 07:36:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by TonyDanza (user info) at 2007-11-14 14:38:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
LIES, FILTHY LIES
I did NOT have cyber sex with Jay Peg.
Not that I know about, anyway.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-31 06:43:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*super* sore.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-01-31 06:42:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
my bum feels sore...
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-01-31 05:05:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
MJ, did you get the bootleg for the Brisbane concert?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-01-31 05:05:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scum101 (user info) at 2006-11-23 10:38:46 (#)
Ranking: 0
i dont know what is fucking goin on here but you msn says 2006/12/17, were you talking in the future?
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Good work, we've got him! MJ obviously lives in a timezone that is... 584 hours ahead of Ubertime! Which means he should be... orbiting the earth somewhere between here and the moon?
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2007-01-31 03:49:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
aaaaaaaahahahha I missed this. well played sir.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-12-14 11:54:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-12-14 11:45:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
This is even better than that time you came over and turned into a racecar, and we saved all those orphans from the fire.
Good times.....
Did you let them out of the dungeon before you went to Bahrain?
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Dungeon? Oh, you mean the "candy" room... oops... orphans need food right?
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-12-14 11:45:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is even better than that time you came over and turned into a racecar, and we saved all those orphans from the fire.
Good times.....
Did you let them out of the dungeon before you went to Bahrain?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-28 12:06:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay I had cybersex!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-27 16:32:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-11-23 18:06:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
I missed you, Michael. :-(
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2006-11-24 16:59:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-11-24 16:42:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-11-23 19:22:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
I was Internet raped by Tony Danza? Can this day get ANY better?
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-11-24 06:10:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-11-23 19:45:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
I like wishing foreigners a happy Thanksgiving.
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Foreigners! Oh Billie Jeanneee, just because I, Michael Jackson, now spend my time between Bahrain and Ireland doesn't make me a foreigner :<(
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-11-24 02:57:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WTF
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-11-23 19:45:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like wishing foreigners a happy Thanksgiving.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-11-23 19:22:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was Internet raped by Tony Danza? Can this day get ANY better?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-23 18:38:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks for writing!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-23 18:19:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-11-23 10:07:22 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-23 09:56:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
I fuckin love you
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Weeeeps, oh love you too. I love all the uber boys and girls
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except me according to that list.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-11-23 18:06:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I missed you, Michael. :-(
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-23 13:17:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
best shenanigans EVAR!
Shamone!
oh.. and sigh, another list I didn't make it onto
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-11-23 13:17:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-23 13:16:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shamone!
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-11-23 13:03:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Tony Danza! I fucking knew it!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-11-23 12:51:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
creepy.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-11-23 12:38:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
She said she was going to use her big toe to find my prostate... I feel used, dirty, and a bit more limber.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-23 11:18:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, teh cybersex with MJ was good.
SHAMONE!
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2006-11-23 11:06:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-23 10:40:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Genius. It's good to have you back
Submitted by scum101 (user info) at 2006-11-23 10:38:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i dont know what is fucking goin on here but you msn says 2006/12/17, were you talking in the future?
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-11-23 10:07:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-23 09:56:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
I fuckin love you
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Weeeeps, oh love you too. I love all the uber boys and girls.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-23 09:56:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I fuckin love you
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-11-23 09:51:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I DO HAVE THIS TO SAY HOWEVER
http://www.forartist.com/forensic/modification/mj/jackson.htm
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-11-23 09:49:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I am at a loss here.
I don't know what to say.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-11-23 09:04:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-11-23 08:52:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
Tony Danza is a racist.
#African STD's are just as good as STD's from anywhere else in the world, if not better.
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Lies! Don't spread ugly rumors about my friend Tony Danza!
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2006-11-23 08:56:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
especially the msn screen is hilarious...
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-11-23 08:52:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Tony Danza is a racist.
#African STD's are just as good as STD's from anywhere else in the world, if not better.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-11-23 08:45:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2006-11-23 08:41:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How the fuck are you supposed to commment on MJ's posts? He's the king of pop damnit.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-11-23 08:18:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-11-23 08:11:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
Michael Jackson, I am sad.
Your best friend Tony Danza promised he would call me and take me out to a fancy celebrity party, so I gave it up to him on the first date, and I haven't heard from him since.
Shamone =(
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Tony said he doesn't like African STDs
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-11-23 08:14:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is awesome.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-11-23 08:11:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Michael Jackson, I am sad.
Your best friend Tony Danza promised he would call me and take me out to a fancy celebrity party, so I gave it up to him on the first date, and I haven't heard from him since.
Shamone =(
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-11-23 07:58:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
More bizarre than the homophone of an open air middle eastern market.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-11-23 07:40:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
SHAMONE!
I deny all knowledge of these events.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-11-23 07:36:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Weeps, oh noes, my Uber fans no longer love me :<(
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-11-23 07:29:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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