Networking (1146 hits)
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Submitted by iddqd (View user info) at 2006-11-23 12:59:45 EST
yYou know, it occurs to me that you cunts would get backt ot appreciating me if only i took the time to network and spend some time listening to and engaging with you insectgs in your boring listess depressing and above all pathetic little internet lives.
but then i realsied that im so fuckin great that you cunts should wake up to it yourselves if youre worht a fuckin damn. the problem is, none of youse cunts is worth shit, so here i sit in despondency - well not really, im drunk and feeling abusinve, and not particularly spell-checky - wondering how it is i get left off all the cool people lists now.
om cool! im cool too, for you non buddhists.
the backspace button is for faggots. if you cant take a typo and run with it, then youre a talentless piece of shit who is destivned to ride a faceless cubicle the rest of your grey, shapeless days.
hey once i wrote something people liked. that means you should still like me. its like a rule or something. anyway, im better than you, and you cant hack. it. yeah, and stuff.
if i was to put 'shamone' at the end of my lines youd like me.
by the way, i have a perspex leg. its better than a wooden one because you can use it to read the paper if you have poor vision. i also have cancer, but i made it stop and become awesome instead. i can post a picture of me with my sqaure tits in a sock if you want.
if hard core porn was a normal socially-accepted thing, would it be utilised in advertising? and if so, hwo effective do you think itd be? apparetly people like things being left to the imagination, but looking at advertisments around me, all i see is chicks with athin thin thin piece of cloth between our greedy eyes and their gaping cunts, so im thinking that imagination is a big lie and we;d be lining upo to buy big macs if there were ads of women moaning it as they get rammed by some dude.
man, im hungry.
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-12-19 14:01:34 EST (#)
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obviously very bored
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-12-19 12:17:13 EST (#)
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hahaahahah
gayest argument ever
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-12-03 05:53:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-23 21:57:29 (#)
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-11-23 21:45:16 (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-11-23 13:49:55 (#)
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P.S. Don't ever change. You, lisa, and pff are probably the only completely honest reviewers on this site.
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You know what, that bugs the hell out of me, because I'm honest in my reviewing. Just because I'm not a cunt about it doesn't mean I'm not honest.
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Agreed. There is a number of reviewers who generally seem quite honest and are not cunts. And this is not in reference to this post/poster, but some of those honest reviewers are also not hypocrites who post as many shit posts as anyone else does, and then become hypercritical when they rate other posts.
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it's possible that i'm the best human, in all ways, this site has ever seen.
that should always be noted when discussing anything here ever.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-11-27 04:22:13 EST (#)
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DUDE.
It doesn't make it any less boring.
You are hopeless. HOPELESS!
I hurt your feelings? Boo hoo.
You take things out of context, you draw absurd conclusions. You truly are like some whiny emo brat. Sensitive and irrational... blockheaded, even.
You call this not caring?
haha. It's staggering. You are a walking conundrum. A talented uberwhore. Passionate apathy ridden blowhard. It's a paltry display, really. Excuses on why you suck don't count towards you being any more entertaining.
You don't read very well do you? You should really ask yourself why you are so suspicious.
You are most certainly broken. Perhaps Uber has ruined you? I am shocked at how you read my words. I suggest you go back and read what I have written and pretend that I truly do respect your writing talent. See how that changes things. You seem to think I have some sorta grudge - I just grow weary of you being a cry-baby... and you are fun to wind up.
And you bitch and moan all the fucking time. Like. All the time. And then produce junk.
I find it all quite fascinating.
But it doesn't change the fact that I don't really give a shit about what you do.
You might want to read THAT again.
Quite frankly you provide consistent entertainment in the e-scrap department so I honestly think you are fucking GOLDEN. I would simply prefer you stopped talking about posting something good... and just do it. If this pointless little discussion inspires some greatness to ooze out of your smarmy little head - well thank fucking Christ for that.
I DO look forward to you being good again. Until then - I will continue to be equally and consistently candid.
Go forth and not suck.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-11-27 03:51:30 EST (#)
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*on
har har.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-11-27 03:50:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-11-27 03:03:51 (#)
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'protracted'
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HAHA...
and you were vain enough to correct yourself an a nerd fight?
This is good clean pseuedo-quasi-retardo-intella-fun.
Yer just jealous, and obviously bored. I mean it would be sad if this useless little argument actually offended you in some purist way.
This is cerebral masturbation mixed in with a little narcissistic self aggrandizing bullshit smarmy psycho-babble hooray for me good time distraction giddy up time for me.
It amuses me. If it doesn't please you - I hope you realize how truly unbothered I am about that.
Although while I have your attention - I must say Mr. Phallic_Cymbals, I have enjoyed your candor around this cesspool greatly. I am constantly amused by what you have to say. (this little blurb, not withstanding... see I figure it's likely very true that people are actually offended by this shitshow and if I wasn't in it I would likely agree - although I am amazed why people would actually give a shit about two nerds scrapping!?)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-11-27 03:03:51 EST (#)
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'protracted'
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-11-27 02:49:07 EST (#)
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"your boring listess depressing and above all pathetic little internet lives."
You're right. In fact, the only way i could sink lower is by keeping one of my posts on the front page all weekend by having a protacted argument with a fellow pseud.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-11-27 02:14:31 EST (#)
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well allow me to elucidate you on the elementary nature of my points. let me know if im going too fast for you:
ok so you have FINALLY woken up to the fact yorue saying the same thing over and again.
theres one...
no, rob, im aftraid that pointing out my typo;'s has no affect upon me - ive spent the better part of my time here not even using capitalisation, and for some reason i ALWAYS seem to type 'just' as 'jsut'. pointing out typos is a poor attempt at trying to construct an argument, thats all i mean by that point. still with me here?
next...
nice try, but your compliments reek of the tongue in your cheek wich has been firmly planted in other people arses. but whatever, if you say theyre genuine, then bully for me, i guess.
moving on. you need me to wait a bit so you can write some of this down, rob?
the hypocrisy in your self-effacing comment lies in the fact that you denigrated me about doing this exact same thing, and i think almost the previous sentence you did the same thing you try and ripped on me for...
"(God knows I am convinced of my own advanced state of awesome - so I can't very well fault you for that.) "
3 lines later: "I find it boring and I cringe whenever I read your snively passive aggressive self-effacing bullshit comments."
next...
ah, yorue not exactly a master of subtlety, so im pretty certain i understand your feeble point. basically its boiled down to this sentence: "See, I loves ya. I have no problem with you beyond this whole bullshit 'I YOOSTA BE GOOOOD!' nonsense you are so prone to barf out these days. "
or wait:
'I am just sick and fucking tired of you droning on about how great you are / were in the mean time."
or any number of the other replies on other posts played to this exact same tune.
at no point have i claimed that this (or any other of my similar posts) is good. i know its crap, its supposed to be crap, i wrote it whilst drunk: its a genre of ubersite post called the drunk-post; a genre shandy and i have had a go at many times, and something i will probably do again. contrary to what youve jsut been trying to say, it is YOU who has no understanding, because you dont understand the background from which this piece of shit is coming from.
it looks like im going to have to re-explain myself again for you, rob, you jsut dont seem to be getting this, so ill do it REAL SLOW:
i. am. not. trying. to. entertain. the. plebs. my. difficulties. with. writing. have. to. do. with. my. own. perceptions. of. my. own. writing. as. i. said. before. i. can. write. an. entertaining. enough. post. for. ubersite. pretty. much. when. i. like.
take your time and reread that if you have to.
i take back my 'not bright' comment, its weak argument and is not relevant to the discussion.
i look forward to giving you something to read next time i can be bothered writing it, but im afraid youre just going to have to accept that sometimes i genuinely LIKE posting shit like this, sometimes it actually helps me. youre also going to have to accept that i LOVE to self-aggrandise. one of my favourite topics is me. its something i know really well and can write lots about. something you might also have to realise is that usually, almost uniformly when i do talk myself up, i am doing it with my tongue firmly in my cheek - its hyperbole, something i like to use a lot. as i said, the response stagger_lee put below, is about the response i aim for with it.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-11-27 01:16:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-11-26 20:25:07 (#)
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AHAHAHAHAHAAAAa.
Honestly this is just becoming DELIGHTFUL!
You really don't get it do you? Perhaps you have comprehension problems.
Running down your list I am genuinely confused... so let's examine them point by painful point:
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"repetition of earlier point"
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um. I guess you are right on this... although I am not entirely convinced you actually understand what my point is.
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"lame pointing out of typographical errors in lieu of anything to say"
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I point out your typographical errors because I know it bugs you - and at this point that knowledge makes me pert near giddy. You seem keen on ignoring what I actually have to say. (more on that later.)
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"backhanded compliment, in an attempt to sound reasonable
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What makes you think that my compliments are backhanded? Are you that devoid of confidence that my appreciation of your considerable talent can only be artificial?
So very sad.
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"hypocritical self-effacing comment"
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hmm, you are going to have to help me out on that. I said nothing self effacing - that would be your specialty. I find nothing hypocritical about anything I have typed to you...ever. If you would be so kind as to point what you feel that was for me I would be suitably impressed.
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"repetition of earlier point"
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Again, I don't know that you have any real comprehension as to what I am trying to say.
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"retrospective claim of understanding of previous points put forward, despite obvious misunderstanding"
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Are you claiming that "YOU are convinced that you are capable of writing wonderful entertainment for the masses - yet not quite yet. To paraphrase "you are not in your literary happy place"." misses the mark?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/96114#2235715
Seems to me that sums up your 5th line quite well.
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"repetition of earlier point"
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One more time I am convinced you have little to no idea what it is I am trying to tell you.
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"rob you paint the horse as many colours as you like... etc."
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I'm not trying to sell you a horse - I just want you to stop boring the fuck out of me - is that really so hard to comprehend?
This post was crud. It was poorly crafted, lacked content and quite frankly it is just a regurgitation of your previous "attempts" at humour which also missed the mark. It sucked.
I said I respected the fact you have a high opinion of yourself. Yet you somehow feel you need to explain that to me ad nausium. What I find interesting is that you qualify your explanation by adding that your comments should be taken with a grain of salt.
Seems decidedly contradictory to me.
This is not a case of ME missing the point. You are STILL bleating on about how great you CAN be so you have yet again let my very simple point fly right over your clueless head.
Your explanation - while very candid - is plum full of personl horseshit that I simply don't care about. Your writers block is of no concern to me. Your use of Ubersite as a canvas for you to wipe your literary ass with is completely your prerogative.
I don't care.
ALL I care about - and pretty much the crux of what I have been commenting on - is I don't care how much trouble you are having forming your thoughts into something that is entertaining for the plebs out there following along - I don't CARE how great you think you can be... I am only concerned with reading the sort of high quality posts you have proven yourself capable of creating.
That's it. Nothing more, nothing less.
Jesus fucking Christ.
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"you are not as bright as you think you are, you have not said anything of any value, originality or interest whatsoever and ill see your mouth back on my e-cock on a post of mine soon."
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I am every bit as bright as I am. I consider most of what I say of at least somewhat valuable - and I readily admit that some of it is rather useless.
I happen to find me very interesting and will no-doubt check out your future posts... but from what you have displayed lately, your e-cock is rather shriveled up and fairly useless so don't expect too much action.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-11-26 20:25:07 EST (#)
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standard rob reply:
repetition of earlier point
lame pointing out of typographical errors in lieu of anything to say
backhanded compliment, in an attempt to sound reasonable
hypocritical self-effacing comment
repetition of earlier point
retrospective claim of understanding of previous points put forward, despite obvious misunderstanding
repetition of earlier point
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rob you paint the horse as many colours as you like, im not buying the fucking thing. see, your problem is that you dont seem to understand a simple piece of humour. not great humour, but humour nonetheless. yorue really caught up on my self-aggrandisation, but unlike stagger-lee down there, you seem to take it as gospel that its an honest comment.
before you rabidly latch on to this and start with the 'oh it gets too hard so he claims it was all a joke' line, i do have a high opinion of myself, thats something ive always had and always will. when i make comments like that, its almost ALWAYS meant to be hyperbole, and as such, taken with a grain of salt. the response stagger wrote is basically the reaction i aim for. you see it and in your lack of comprehension take it as written. this may be a cultural thing, but you really are missing the point.
as for shithouse posts like this, and many others like it i have written - well, all i can say is that i use ubersite as a space to say shit like this, to spew out stupid thoughts and ideas in an attempt to try and get some of the things that are becoming more and more stuck in my brain. my problem is not one of talent, it is one of ability. i am unable to satisfactorily get the ideas in my head out onto a page. much of the reason for this is education. after having read from plato to kafka; when i put things down on the page and both the things im saying and the way theyve been said have all been done before,in a vastly better manner, what is the point in bothering until i feel like its being done as well? whatever, its not like its any of your concern.
this will be the last mention i make of ets to you, as you adore it so, but the reason i mention him is not because of any obsession, but because i find it utterly laughable that anyone could take his shit seriously, which furthermore i feel is indicative of a weak, easily-led mind. the fact that you swallow both my self-aggrandisation and his maniac ramblings so completely is evidence of this.
you are not as bright as you think you are, you have not said anything of any value, originality or interest whatsoever and ill see your mouth back on my e-cock on a post of mine soon.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-11-26 19:48:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-11-26 04:04:32 (#)
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you also might want to consider teh fact that i dont give the slightest fuck what you or anyone else thinks of me, hence these sorts of things, and my reluctance to churn out entertaining shit.
however, you, as usual have missed the point, and reply with an irritating sense of 100% hindsight.
but go right ahead and keep making the same point over and over and over. i can see why you dig ets.
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Oh I've considered 'teh' fact that you don't give the slightest fuck... although each time you reply your 'uncaring' position loses a little bit of legitimacy, don't you think?
It's ok that you are full of shit - most of the people on this site are crammed full of it.
Of more interest to me is that you seem genuinely unable to actually read what it is that I am writing - and also incapable of discerning that your silly little point is not eluding me - it's just pathetic.
I understand that you are puffed up with your own self importance. We all get that. (God knows I am convinced of my own advanced state of awesome - so I can't very well fault you for that.)
YOU are convinced that you are capable of writing wonderful entertainment for the masses - yet not quite yet. To paraphrase "you are not in your literary happy place".
That's ducky. I look forward to whatever brilliance you are very capable of creating.
I am just sick and fucking tired of you droning on about how great you are / were in the mean time. Simple as that. I find it boring and I cringe whenever I read your snively passive aggressive self-effacing bullshit comments. THEN you actually crank out lazy grammatically disastrous posts like this one and make painful attempts to dismiss the effort as 'ambivalence' when in reality they just fucking suck.
Like I said, I am more than happy to just 'point and laugh' - but deep down I am hoping you will just get your shit together BEFORE you waste my time.
Get it?
Oh and your obsession with ETS is actually quite alarming. You might want to bring that up at your next therapy session.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-11-26 04:04:32 EST (#)
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you also might want to consider teh fact that i dont give the slightest fuck what you or anyone else thinks of me, hence these sorts of things, and my reluctance to churn out entertaining shit.
however, you, as usual have missed the point, and reply with an irritating sense of 100% hindsight.
but go right ahead and keep making the same point over and over and over. i can see why you dig ets.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-11-25 16:04:59 EST (#)
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Ah my silly little cheat code.
What you so melodramatically forget is that no one actually gives a shit about you, your boring self-parody, or your insipid "woe is me" routine.
I certainly don't. Not really.
I mean you DO amuse me. I very much enjoy this petty bickering. As far as I am concerned its good clean nerdy fun. Of course, when you write something of value I am more than happy to praise it accordingly.
What you seem to be glossing over is that I find your constant self-hype annoying - especially when you roll out poorly manufactured bullshit (see above) to back up your whole "lookie how much I rule" routine.
Stop talking about being awesome and just fucking BE awesome.
I have read bits n' pieces of your earlier work and you are talented - no doubt. And if you would take but a free moment to unplug your head from yer ass you'd realize that your little soliloquy there about how "not very fucking good" you are right now... is basically all I've been pointing out. (With a few childish, well placed 'relevance' jabs thrown in to maximize my own amusement.)
In closing : Man up, try standing when you pee and for the love of all things holy - stop being so fucking depressing and actually deliver on some of that 'awesome' you keep promoting.
>smooch<
ps: In truth, I would have had much more respect for you if you HADN'T responded. It just makes you look weak, overly sensitive and foolish.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-11-25 03:04:12 EST (#)
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alright, rob, i wasnt gonna fuckin bother, but here you go...
im pretty tired of htis droning, repetitive line you keep pulling out like its a fuckin showstopper (heres the bit you cut and paste for an ever-so-droll "pot and kettle" sort of remark). this post is self-parody. what am i parodying?
the perception im giving that when i talk about 'yoosta be good' that im talking about me in relation to this site.
you keep carping this over and over and over. not only is it jsut fucking boring (hence why i havent really responded after a couple of back-and-forths), its also in fact incorrect.
i can quite easily write shit for this site that will have you and about 90% of the other people who read sucking my dick. its not a fucking problem. when i am talking about 'yoosta be good' im talking about myself and what i think i am capable of. while i can write something that is entertaining, and i can do it easily, and frequently, i am neither challenged by that nor find it particularly interesting. this, along with the fact that education has given me the skills to realise im just not very fucking good at this juncture means that i am disheartened and discouraged from writing until some later date when i write something that i know is worth putting onto a page.
so you can keep on with the denigrative comments and believe yorue saying something either relevant or interesting. dont forget that we have only ever been talking about me and my abilities (or lack thereof). now, if you really want to continue this shambles of an internet stoush, im quite happy to oblige, but im afraid youre just gonna have to get some material worth fucking responding to. go and check some of my past horrors - ive left LOTS of ammunition for potential attackers.
happy hunting.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-11-24 20:49:33 EST (#)
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iddqd is an attention whore, but then again, who gives a fuck. I refuse to use spell check. I refuse to check for grammar. My pure awesomeness has carried me this far, and dammit, I'm goign to keep it this way.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-11-24 03:16:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-11-24 01:20:48 (#)
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yeah but i think whats really important in this discussion is that we all remember that i rule.
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...at what?
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-11-24 01:39:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-11-24 01:20:48 (#)
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yeah but i think whats really important in this discussion is that we all remember that i rule.
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Ahahahah
Yeah, understood.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-11-24 01:20:48 EST (#)
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yeah but i think whats really important in this discussion is that we all remember that i rule.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-11-23 23:59:12 EST (#)
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Nah, you're right, it's not just the offensive ones.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-23 23:56:12 EST (#)
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No need to defend you comment, just responding to it is all.
I don't disagree with most of what you said, unless you meant to imply that it's only the caustic reviewers who are honest.
Sorry you had a shitty holiday.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-11-23 23:54:42 EST (#)
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I also say it because I sometimes wonder if people don't bother rating fiction around here because they don't want to criticize. I wonder if fiction is really overlooked or if it's just not rated. I would take a -2 as long as it was accompanied by a decent comment, and be dandy with it. People don't realize that a 0 isn't an insult. It means "worth reading." If someone wants to read my shit and leave a 0, fine. I'd just be glad somebody read it.
You guys make good points, but I can see the other side of the coin, too.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-11-23 23:41:11 EST (#)
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Ah fuck I'm not in the mood to defend my comment. Seriously. I think it's pretty obvious there are a lot of people on this site you can't rate less than +2 without the poster (or somebody else, who inexplicably gives a shit) having a hissy fit. I admit that I'm not always honest when rating, and I respect the people who are always honest, every time, even if they are caustic and offensive, and even though it makes people dislike them. There are plenty of posts that I overlook altogether because I don't feel like dealing with someone's histrionics that will result from an honest rating and review.
Look at me, defending my comment when I said I wasn't in the mood to do so. Fuck it. I had a shitty holiday and I'm not in the mood to be on the defensive.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-23 21:57:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-11-23 21:45:16 (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-11-23 13:49:55 (#)
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P.S. Don't ever change. You, lisa, and pff are probably the only completely honest reviewers on this site.
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You know what, that bugs the hell out of me, because I'm honest in my reviewing. Just because I'm not a cunt about it doesn't mean I'm not honest.
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Agreed. There is a number of reviewers who generally seem quite honest and are not cunts. And this is not in reference to this post/poster, but some of those honest reviewers are also not hypocrites who post as many shit posts as anyone else does, and then become hypercritical when they rate other posts.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-11-23 21:45:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-11-23 13:49:55 (#)
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P.S. Don't ever change. You, lisa, and pff are probably the only completely honest reviewers on this site.
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You know what, that bugs the hell out of me, because I'm honest in my reviewing. Just because I'm not a cunt about it doesn't mean I'm not honest. TheCaes springs to mind as well; he's a really nice guy, but he gives possibly the best criticism on here. People seem to think that only the "mean" people are being honest. So what if I like more things than those people? I don't review everything on uber as though it were challenging for a Pulitzer or whatever. It's entertaining, most of the time.
In closing, what the fuck man, it's 2006, stop using the imperial system just because it's easier to say "miles" instead of "kilometres" in songs.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-11-23 19:17:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-11-23 18:17:08 (#)
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"your boring listess depressing and above all pathetic little internet lives."
There's some Alanis Morisette song about this line.
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HAHA. Best review of the day, right there.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-23 18:36:25 EST (#)
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Fuck off, retard.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-11-23 18:17:08 EST (#)
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"your boring listess depressing and above all pathetic little internet lives."
There's some Alanis Morisette song about this line.
Submitted by rwhitz (user info) at 2006-11-23 16:20:39 EST (#)
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*golf clap*
Submitted by scum101 (user info) at 2006-11-23 14:44:30 EST (#)
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if you cant take a typo and run with it, then youre a talentless piece of shit who is destivned to ride a faceless cubicle the rest of your grey, shapeless days.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-11-23 14:09:44 EST (#)
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Sweet dreams pookie.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-11-23 14:01:34 EST (#)
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HAHA
Are you just not used to having these types of battles with people who genuinely enjoy SOME of what you put out there?
It seems your canned rhetoric is more geared towards people that actually DO hate you.
See, I loves ya. I have no problem with you beyond this whole bullshit 'I YOOSTA BE GOOOOD!' nonsense you are so prone to barf out these days.
Oh, and ignoring punctuation, spelling and have this general distain for correcting typos doesn't make you e-cool - it just makes you lazy.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-11-23 13:56:38 EST (#)
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Yes, look at you seeing through my point!
Although you seem awfully eager to continue a fight you pretend you want to avoid.
Perhaps in your attention fueled glee you missed the suggestion that I don't really consider you much of a challenge... especially whilst toasted.
Although I do find you all sorts of amusing... so I am happy to continue this uselessness because I am bored and love the e-scrapping... even if it is with drunken cry-baby whores.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-11-23 13:55:20 EST (#)
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well before i go to bed, im glad that you like that, and i respect that you appreciate that quality. aww. lets hug.
anyway, way i figure, the best thing i can do to people on the net is give a hopefully honest view, particularly to those who are actually trying.
keep trying.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-11-23 13:49:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
P.S. Don't ever change. You, lisa, and pff are probably the only completely honest reviewers on this site.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-11-23 13:48:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
anyway, i have neither the patience at the moment, nor the mental coherency to maintain this. im sure we will have some other post to have our pointless but fun discussion on some other time.
in the meantime, keep readin me, rob. i know you love me.
Submitted by thegizzle (user info) at 2006-11-23 13:46:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for coming across as a window-licker.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-11-23 13:43:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ahh, you actually claimed that you 'won', endearing as that is.
nice try though. both times.
as for a 'contest', that word also assumes the positions of 'winner' and 'loser', so i guess your poorly-thought point just totally fucking sucked, there, didnt it?
come on, rob, im fucking toasted and im seeing through this shit. what time is it there? morning?
get a better breakfast cereal, this one is doing you no good.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-11-23 13:40:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahahaha. Little battler. You should argue more often when you are drunk, you just go balls out.
+2 because I like assholes.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-11-23 13:39:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
haha!
I don't need to declare myself the 'winner' - any casual examination of our silly banter will clearly demonstrate my e-superiority... funny (telling) that you are so concerned about 'winning'.
Besides, what makes you think we actually have some sort of contest here?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-11-23 13:29:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"by the way, i have a perspex leg. its better than a wooden one because you can use it to read the paper if you have poor vision. i also have cancer, but i made it stop and become awesome instead. i can post a picture of me with my sqaure tits in a sock if you want."
************
I know you!!
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-11-23 13:28:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
bah youre just trying to bail out after a too-harsh, and misguided stab.
but i forgive you.
by the way, the tired old whore of an argument trick of claiming you 'won' because you claim you won dont work on me. just thought you might like to know for future discussions. that kind of weak childish shit dont get no response from the captain. yarrgh. but good on you for trying, ya little battler.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-11-23 13:22:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHA... you are WAY too easy Captain Morgan. Go to bed.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-11-23 13:22:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You're not shandy, you're not allowed to post random drunk posts that can hardly be understood.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-11-23 13:19:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
jesus rob, i thought youd at least get the joke. this was for you, you fuckin douche. save the internet fight for some other time.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-11-23 13:18:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Holy desperation, batman.
I suppose pointing and laughing still qualifies as "attention" you washed-up drunken whore.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-11-23 13:16:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 drunk posting.
Go to bed, knobface. There's cricket to be watched tomorrow.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-11-23 13:10:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
well you sure missed a modern literary classic, you fucking douchebag.
Submitted by Snuffleupagus (user info) at 2006-11-23 13:03:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
"yYou"
I'm not reading this.