Wtf are you talking about ? (632 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -1.15 on 28 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Mc<mikie.at.goowy.com> (View user info) at 2006-11-24 07:03:54 EST
Hello friends I'm here to tell you a little about my life my story and maybe take some advice criticism or whatever you can throw at me.
Knock knock -
"Who's there"
Irritating sheep?
"Irritating sheep who? "
Baaaaa!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Sorry ill start again, I love to read and this is my first real time writing
As you can probably tell I'm a bit different. I have a physical disorder called spontaneous combustion impulsive retardesness syndrome.
I shit u not.
Well peep` s like zombies so ill start by telling you about them there not real ok not real. Sorry to disappoint you all.
I would also like to say that I'm white 6ft tall and very well hung so any nice females wana get together then reply to this post with your pictures and underwear etc.
Also I am going to a sauna and massage parlour today as an I haven't BEEN in ages
Listen to this muhahahaha fucking love that maaan makes me laugh
I'm waffling shit again ok back to the story I live in the UK in a place they call Manchester in fact it's apparently the most wealthiest town-city in Europe apart from Belfast.
Anyway I have one small problem with it is over run with gerbils yes you read it write gerbils I don't know how or where they came from but I don't like them one little bit.
People do not be fooled these aren't the cute little fuckers that your used too these things are tiny there almost black in colour and there fast Evil and stupid.
Yesterday I went to my local kebab shop and I was basically chased home by a team of them I FUCKING HATE THEM they think they are so cutesy like ooh ooooo look at the little gerbils ooh they so cute hey let me stroke one awe stupid STUPID thing to do.
You see these fuckers ARE DANGEROUS they work in teams they bite they carry the infection that made me write this I have to let the world know you all have to know we cannot carry on like this.
They are killing and multiplying now as you read this if you even got this far God help you if you have.
Gerbils why them I duno? There tiny little basterds growling noises when combined sound like a police siren woo woo ill tell you now I have to move away from this I cannot live with this any more. I can see a line of little red eye's looking through my window as I write this.
But no NO I cannot be scared I have to fight back for my family for my friends for YOU.
I have a plan people to rid the world from this EVIL it will take hard work a devotion.
I have been waiting all my life for this one moment I feel so free I have tears in my eye's THEY HAVE TO DIE we cannot live with them look what they have done.
People from all around the world brace yourselves for the beginning of the adventure the beginning of the end.
User Reviews
Submitted by DancingOtter (user info) at 2007-05-10 06:58:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
"As you can probably tell I'm a bit different. I have a physical disorder called spontaneous combustion impulsive retardesness syndrome."
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Ha... I love it.... -1 instead of -2 because of that.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-05-10 06:07:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
(I borrowed the Alter score card from some review somewhere, just so we're clear I'm not claiming credit.)
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-05-10 06:06:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Alter Score Card:
Personality: -2
Content: -2
Originality: -2
Response to reviews: -2
Average Score: -2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-10 05:54:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I mean... really?
You drone on about how pathetic this site is - and yet you participate in this kind of grade-school idiocy?
'Shine my shoes?'
HAHA
You irrelevant retard.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-10 05:51:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-05-10 05:38:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
so no, rob, as i said, i guess you lose - AGAIN. hahaha.
again, you couldnt shine my shoes. back to the bench, rookie.
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...outstanding that you care so much.
truly.
hehe. God bless you.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-05-10 05:38:32 EDT (#)
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so no, rob, as i said, i guess you lose - AGAIN. hahaha.
again, you couldnt shine my shoes. back to the bench, rookie.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-05-10 05:32:43 EDT (#)
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wow, inspector rob, at the case again. how do you do it genius? you catch us all every time...
of course, i couldnt have jsut searched my name to see where you were obsessing over me next. nah, but youre right, im so fearful of your repetition and unimaginitive reuse of my own calls that i had to scurry to hide behind an alter.
well done, retard. back to your cubicle, drone.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-10 05:17:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-05-10 04:32:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
sorry to ruin your little victory parade, rob, but i dont do alters. if ive got something to say i say it. yeah, im THAT tough. chicks fuckin dig me.
guess you lose again, douchebag.
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haha
RIIIIGHT.
You just happen to stumble across this random review?
I don't much care - I know I caught you. You are a delightfully pathetic fucker my unfriendly little cheat-code - and I enjoy laughing at you.
I win every single time I talk at you, retard. Your brand of smug idiot makes me happy.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-05-10 04:32:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
sorry to ruin your little victory parade, rob, but i dont do alters. if ive got something to say i say it. yeah, im THAT tough. chicks fuckin dig me.
guess you lose again, douchebag.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-08 05:29:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Mc-Mike = iddqd
You lame fuck.
haha.
Submitted by mrnoisy (user info) at 2007-02-07 19:21:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
oh man fuck you are gay
i noticed you posts are shit and then you stopped posting?
is that becasue everyone knows how faggy and gay you are you faggot?
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-11-24 10:36:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
this was worth it.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2006-11-24 10:20:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
+1 for being drunk
-3 for crap
I'm shitting blood. Thanks.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-11-24 10:16:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-24 09:05:32 (#)
Ranking: -2
Good things that come from Manchester:
1) Buzzcocks
2) Drones
Bad things that come from Manchester:
1) You
2) Everything else
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Happy Mondays cunt!
Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2006-11-24 10:15:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wtf are you talking about ?
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2006-11-24 10:04:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
My brain spasmed trying to work out what the fuck you just wrote.
Submitted by Gunslinger (user info) at 2006-11-24 09:33:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
what
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-11-24 09:30:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-24 09:05:32 (#)
Ranking: -2
Good things that come from Manchester:
1) Buzzcocks
2) Drones
Bad things that come from Manchester:
1) You
2) Everything else
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everything else includes boddingtons, which is just crap.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2006-11-24 09:29:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This wasn't remotely entertaining. The only reason I read the entire damn thing is in justifying myself to -2 you.
Go away, please.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-11-24 09:13:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you've butchered the Queen's English. Go drown yourself in a bog.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-24 09:05:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Good things that come from Manchester:
1) Buzzcocks
2) Drones
Bad things that come from Manchester:
1) You
2) Everything else
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-11-24 08:38:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-11-24 08:25:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAMBURGER!
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-11-24 08:13:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
WTF are you talking about?
Submitted by Mike-Mc (user info) at 2006-11-24 08:00:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I dont give a fuck?
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2006-11-24 07:46:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
You're not having much luck on this site are you?
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-11-24 07:35:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
have a physical disorder called spontaneous combustion impulsive retardesness syndrome.
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went downhill after this line.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-11-24 07:28:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
You're trying too hard.