A picture of my baby. (2376 hits)
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Submitted by Cindy (View user info) at 2006-11-24 08:24:14 EST
Primrose Venice. born on 24th October weighed 6lbs 12oz. I thought I would be sitting about posting on uber the whole time I was on maternity leave. I've been off over 2 months and have barely turned the computer on. I'd even forgotten how to post messages. Lack of sleep I rekon.
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-15 12:23:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My baby had that suit! CUTE :)
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2008-05-15 12:08:35 EDT (#)
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Cuteness!
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-01-23 09:42:22 EST (#)
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camouflage much? when Call of Duty 11 comes out, depicting soldiers getting about in panty shields against a blood red sky? i'm not sure but if you shoot them nobody will know. that's possibly a good thing, unless they are dead.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-01-23 09:39:40 EST (#)
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Yay. Another fucking baby. Weee.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2008-01-23 09:28:12 EST (#)
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Too bad his Mom is a cunt.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-16 03:11:11 EDT (#)
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cats gonna get it
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-16 01:20:34 EDT (#)
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Time for a new picture.
Submitted by jojo747 (user info) at 2007-02-18 15:50:00 EST (#)
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fuck you
Submitted by ELG (user info) at 2007-02-18 15:47:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-27 16:09:13 (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-11-24 18:38:08 (#)
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Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2006-11-24 16:01:53 (#)
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Primrose?
That kid is going to get beat up in school so much and it's all your fault
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actually, she'll be quite posh with a name like that
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2007-02-18 15:26:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
best post evah!
nice cat.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-11-27 19:51:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awww... congratulations!
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2006-11-27 18:15:56 EST (#)
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Looks like Shlongy.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-27 16:09:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-11-24 18:38:08 (#)
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Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2006-11-24 16:01:53 (#)
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Primrose?
That kid is going to get beat up in school so much and it's all your fault
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actually, she'll be quite posh with a name like that
Submitted by Biotch (user info) at 2006-11-27 08:16:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So sweet! Congrats.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-27 03:51:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-11-27 00:26:29 (#)
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redcoats must die
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HAHAHAHAHAH
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-11-27 00:45:06 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-11-27 00:26:29 EST (#)
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redcoats must die
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-26 11:08:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-11-24 12:49:38 (#)
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Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-11-24 12:15:34 (#)
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Good work on your cat spawn. I suggest you feed it that baby in the corner. It looks pretty useless, and nobody would question it.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-11-26 02:16:07 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-11-26 01:38:25 EST (#)
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Tulip Addis Abeba would be a great name too!!
Congrats and all that.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-11-25 23:57:58 EST (#)
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Primrose Venice is a horrible name
Congratulations =D
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-11-25 21:03:50 EST (#)
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OMG SHE'S BLACK!!!!
just kidding. CONGRATS!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-25 17:52:41 EST (#)
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so one single tit is still three times the size of your child isn't it.
:D
cute kid, ho ho ho and all that. the cat will eat your baby.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2006-11-25 17:41:47 EST (#)
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Which one of those did you squeeze out the ol' cooter?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-11-25 17:22:16 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-11-25 15:37:12 EST (#)
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So cute!
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2006-11-25 14:12:47 EST (#)
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When you are not looking, that cat is going to suffocate that kid.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-11-25 13:56:07 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-11-25 13:26:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-11-25 07:19:56 (#)
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I'm going to teach her ninja skills- nobody will be brating her up.
Chav name apollo? I'm going to get her ears pierced tomorrow and also get her some tiny sportswear.
I saw some real chavs when I was in hospital, smoking during labour.
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There was SMOKE?!?!?!?
Did you push really hard, or did she just come out really fast?
+2 for not dumping your cat when the baby came along.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-11-25 07:19:56 EST (#)
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I'm going to teach her ninja skills- nobody will be brating her up.
Chav name apollo? I'm going to get her ears pierced tomorrow and also get her some tiny sportswear.
I saw some real chavs when I was in hospital, smoking during labour.
Submitted by TheCrystalShip (user info) at 2006-11-25 04:03:23 EST (#)
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How long did it take to poop him out?
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2006-11-25 01:53:35 EST (#)
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Um...I hate to tell you this but I think your baby is a cat.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-11-24 23:57:50 EST (#)
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you've changed your address?
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2006-11-24 23:10:42 EST (#)
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wich one is it?,
+1 for the new little one I guess
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-11-24 22:37:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hi there baby girl(s)!
lactate till ya drop
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-11-24 22:31:11 EST (#)
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Santa Baby
Submitted by snagglepuss (user info) at 2006-11-24 22:24:19 EST (#)
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....inscrutable chinese nigga cat is thinking.."ah so, I will use this ugly gwai-lo baby's face as scratching post......"
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-11-24 21:55:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What, are you people stupid? She just made up a name to call the kid over the internet. I doubt that she's giving any personal information on this site. Nobody would name their kid "Primrose" on purpose, because she knows it'd fuck with the child's early school life, unless she's one of the people to name their kids somethign liek "Cunty". Cunty would be an awesome first name.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-11-24 19:37:08 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/93620
Primrose? Poor kid.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-11-24 18:38:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2006-11-24 16:01:53 (#)
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Primrose?
That kid is going to get beat up in school so much and it's all your fault
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-11-24 18:35:00 EST (#)
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aw, look at the little caucasian baby!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-11-24 18:21:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-11-24 17:58:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
You had better teach him to fight, with a name like that.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-11-24 17:58:02 EST (#)
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You had better teach him to fight, with a name like that.
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2006-11-24 16:01:53 EST (#)
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Primrose?
That kid is going to get beat up in school so much and it's all your fault.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-11-24 15:46:05 EST (#)
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Babies!!! Congratulations on the beautiful addition to your family.
Coming soon, Siren's baby- May 2007.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-11-24 12:49:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-11-24 12:15:34 (#)
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Good work on your cat spawn. I suggest you feed it that baby in the corner. It looks pretty useless, and nobody would question it.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-24 12:34:26 EST (#)
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chav name
Submitted by SilentRenegade (user info) at 2006-11-24 12:24:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
what an adorable baby cat....AND A BABY TOY FOR THE CAT...you are awesome.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-11-24 12:18:32 EST (#)
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I don't think it's cats that turn peeople gay.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-11-24 12:15:34 EST (#)
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Good work on your cat spawn. I suggest you feed it that baby in the corner. It looks pretty useless, and nobody would question it.
Submitted by cstick3 (user info) at 2006-11-24 12:06:39 EST (#)
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the black cat crossed your baby's path... now its gonna end up a fag (that is a gay person for all you british folk on here, not a smoke)
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-11-24 12:03:14 EST (#)
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Yay! My baby finally arrived.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-11-24 12:02:42 EST (#)
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It's not a carpet it's a bedspread.
And I dressed the baby up, not he cat- the cat is hard as nails- she wouln't put up with no pumpkin nonsense.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-11-24 11:15:36 EST (#)
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At first I thought this was one of thsoe posts where people are like "It's my baby!" and then it's a picture of their car or a really cool cabin... because the first thing I saw was your cat. I didn't see the baby. He's pretty well camouflaged.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2006-11-24 10:48:07 EST (#)
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Cute baby, wanted to say something sick but worried now about these FBI reveiws?! What's the deal? Someone fucking about here right?!
Submitted by Lizz_Zero (user info) at 2006-11-24 10:40:02 EST (#)
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Aww, she's adorable! Enjoy the internet now because once she's about 8 months old she will cease napping and take control of your entire day.
I don't trust your cat s/he looks like they are plotting something evil!
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2006-11-24 10:32:08 EST (#)
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Cute kid. Badass cat.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-11-24 10:07:28 EST (#)
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Okay +1 filename, also congrats. Now show us dem titties dammit.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-11-24 10:06:13 EST (#)
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Primrose Venice!!!!
Are you serious? Are you colour blind?
That carpet is bright pink! Who has pink carpets? seriously?
Wait, you dressed it as a pumpkin? the sprog or the cat? why do I want to know?
You
Have
No
Taste
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-24 09:32:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Congratulations, Cindy, she's adorable.
I can't believe I'm saying this what with this being about your baby and all, but the cat has a very deadly/seductive expression like she wants to kiss and kill me. That'd make an interesting photo on its own.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2006-11-24 09:06:41 EST (#)
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Congratulations.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-11-24 09:06:38 EST (#)
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me: i hope primrose doesn't grow up to be a scientologist (note subtle steering of conversation back from bizarre tangent)
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-11-24 09:03:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-11-24 09:00:34 (#)
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So has Uber gone bad now?
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-11-24 09:00:34 EST (#)
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So has Uber gone bad now?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-24 08:58:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-11-24 08:52:41 (#)
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Lisa she's disguised as Santa. And most people here are nice
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You've been away too long
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-11-24 08:52:41 EST (#)
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Lisa she's disguised as Santa. And most people here are nice
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-11-24 08:51:10 EST (#)
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Dammit! I clicked on a Growing Family link and got an FBI web page. Does this mean they're tracking me, now? I don't want the FBI knowing I like anime porn.
PS. I can't believe after all that's happened, you're dumb enough to post a picture of your baby here. Okay, yes I can. But it's relatively cute and humanoid-looking, so congratulations on that.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-11-24 08:49:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-11-24 08:41:01 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-24 08:39:26 EST (#)
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But she has 'ho ho' written on her. Didn't you do labelling theory when you were training to Corrupt Young Minds?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-11-24 08:37:44 EST (#)
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She's disguised as santa- I think she's safe.
I'm threatening legal action if anyone says anything about the cat though- she's been through enough.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-24 08:35:38 EST (#)
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Übersite#GrowingFamily.com
You're very brave Cindy. Almost... too brave...
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-11-24 08:33:48 EST (#)
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We were trying to force the cat to lie next to the baby for a Christmas card photo but the cat just pretends she was never born. I also dressed her a a pumpkin for halloween. I have to do something all day.
We call her Rosie- Primrose is her formal name for when she is a doctor or a lawyer or mastercriminal.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-24 08:32:02 EST (#)
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It's true Cindy. You have named your baby after a particular gaming style in World of Warcraft.
FOR SHAME
I know someone who is a fireman. He named his son 'Sam.'
*hums the themetune*
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-24 08:31:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-11-24 08:29:54 (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-24 08:27:49 (#)
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CONGRATULATIONS
Are your breasts still ginormous and a danger to shipping?
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Yes. I won't bore you with the stats.
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H?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-11-24 08:31:06 EST (#)
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Yeah I did give birth to the cat. No idea where that red baby came from.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-11-24 08:30:23 EST (#)
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With a name like that, especially combined with the last name, I know for a fact that she is going to grow up and solve mysteries.
Congratulations.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-11-24 08:30:09 EST (#)
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There are so many things wrong here:
1.Primrose Venice: Thats the kind of name Gwyneth Paltrow would give a kid
2.Dressed as Santa: Children or pets dressed as ANYTHING against their will is just cruel
3.The Cat: Cats like babies ie they like to sleep on the faces of babies
Nevertheless, congrats on your spawn.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-11-24 08:29:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-24 08:27:49 (#)
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CONGRATULATIONS
Are your breasts still ginormous and a danger to shipping?
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Yes. I won't bore you with the stats.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-11-24 08:29:37 EST (#)
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Nice job though, congrats etcetera.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-11-24 08:28:45 EST (#)
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Sweet Lordy Buckfuggering Jeebus.
You named a vermillion floating hand and head Primrose Venice?
What kind of sick twisted sadist are you?
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-11-24 08:28:32 EST (#)
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You gave birth to a cat????
Also, your cover seems to have grown a face
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2006-11-24 08:28:07 EST (#)
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Cute, I have a cat that looks just like that. Congrats!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-24 08:27:49 EST (#)
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CONGRATULATIONS
Are your breasts still ginormous and a danger to shipping?