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Awkward Hand Turkey Theatre Presents: Prove You're Not Crazy! with: Henry Darger (1112 hits)

Category: Graphics
Labels: ahtt

Rating: 1.5 on 41 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Spencer Thompson (View user info) at 2006-11-24 09:43:53 EST


This is probably the most obscure guy I've ever used in an AHTT... no, wait, Chrysippus, nevermind.

This guy had too much crazy to fit into one comic: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Darger

Hey, I finally got a URL for the website. www.HandTurkeys.com

I promise to try to update more regularly now. But keep in mind that a promise is not a guarantee. I think I'll try Fridays, again. Yes: Fridays.

I didn't eat anything at Thanksgiving yesterday. I'm never hungry when it's time to eat, so I usually end up only getting like some mashed potatoes and a slice of pumpkin pie. Pumpkin Pie is underrated as one of the things that make life worth living.



I have no other information to give.

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Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-02 14:57:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

It's fucking scary that I've heard of every single guy you've used in AHTH (with the exception of Chrysippus and the Asperger's dude).

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-11-27 10:12:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2006-11-27 04:04:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

thank u for inspirein me
http://www.ubersite.com/m/96185

huugg


Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2006-11-27 03:22:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HARVEY DANGER WAS MA GRAMPAW

WEEEEP

GODDAMN BEARS

THATNK U FOR REMEMBERING PAPPY, EVEN THOUGH I DONT REMEMBER HIM CUZ HE DIED MANY MANY MANYYEARS BEFORE I WAS CONCIEVED

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-11-27 01:00:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

it does suck, dude, because i really did enjoy them. theyre clever, sure enough, but they just arent as funny as they were.

Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-11-27 00:55:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I've actually seen this guy's book, truly tweaked

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-11-27 00:49:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by buytheirsouls.com (user info) at 2006-11-24 09:49:34 (#)
Ranking: -2

Absolute dog shit. Two slaps in the face.
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hahaha, i love succinct comments from newcomers

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-11-26 17:49:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

That sucks you don't like them anymore id. Unfortunately there isn't a thing I can do about it.

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-11-26 16:59:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i agree writing posts in all lower case has passed its used by date, hence i no longer do it.

these things used to make me laugh, now i barely raise a smile.

Submitted by EdaphonE (user info) at 2006-11-26 06:06:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2006-11-26 05:34:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-11-26 04:23:35 (#)
Ranking: 0

this idea has jumped the shark.
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Writing in all lower case has jumped the shark. AHTT is eternally awesome.

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-11-26 04:23:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

this idea has jumped the shark.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-11-26 04:20:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I steal your jokes and tell them to my friends.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-11-25 03:09:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I totally thought spooner had something to do with ice cream.

Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2006-11-24 17:35:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

As always.

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-11-24 16:54:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-11-24 15:40:42 (#)
Ranking: 0

You're half right. It has nothing to do with being gay. Straight guys can spoon all they want. Snuggling isn't the realm of homos, everyone can enjoy. But I got it when I was way young, like, four or five because if anyone was ever in bed with me I'd spoon them. It was probably pretty creepy, except for that I was young so it was cute.

Still love to spoon though. Snuggling in general is awesome.
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Manly men don't 'cuddle', we fuck then make the bitch make us a sandwich and then kick her ass out on the street.

Of course we keep her cloths as a trophy of sorts.

On I side not, I got the nickname 'Doodles' when I was about that age too, but I don't know what for.

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-11-24 15:40:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-11-24 15:04:33 (#)
Ranking: 2

HAH!

You know what I jsut figured out?

You're gay and your handle is 'Spooner'

BECAUSE YOU SPOON!11!!!ONE!!

I am teh smarts

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You're half right. It has nothing to do with being gay. Straight guys can spoon all they want. Snuggling isn't the realm of homos, everyone can enjoy. But I got it when I was way young, like, four or five because if anyone was ever in bed with me I'd spoon them. It was probably pretty creepy, except for that I was young so it was cute.

Still love to spoon though. Snuggling in general is awesome.

Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-11-24 15:33:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-11-24 09:50:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
___________________________

I, too, was looking for AHTT yesterday. And I, too, didn't have traditional Thanksgiving goodies. I had pizza. :(


Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-11-24 15:04:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

That formula on titles is actually pretty accurate.

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-11-24 15:04:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HAH!

You know what I jsut figured out?

You're gay and your handle is 'Spooner'

BECAUSE YOU SPOON!11!!!ONE!!

I am teh smarts

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-11-24 14:56:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

So is my friend Andy...

Andy: im going to a slayer concert lol

Spencer: I can't believe the Pope would let you.
Spencer: They're all anti-religion!

Andy: hehe
Andy: no they arent

Spencer: Yes they are.

Andy: the singers catholic
Andy: he loves god

Spencer: Dude, their last two albums were called "God Hates Us All" and "Christ Illusion."

Andy: so

Spencer: SO
Spencer: SO THEY HATE GOD

Andy: theyre just words

Spencer: No they're not. They're beliefs and stuff.

Andy: silly
Andy: they are not

Spencer: Fine. Whatever.

Andy: i love god
Andy: dont worry
Andy: and jesus
Andy: and most little kids

Spencer: What about Mary?

Andy: yeah
Andy: her too
Andy: joseph is pretty cool to i guess

Spencer: Is there any religious figure you don't like?
Spencer: I think the wise men were pricks.

Andy: nah
Andy: but the animals
Andy: they were just rediculous

Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-11-24 14:42:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Crap...I'm Catholic, ok?

Submitted by sizzlemctwizzle (user info) at 2006-11-24 14:24:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

fuck it made me laugh

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-11-24 13:40:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 THE TURKEYS

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2006-11-24 13:15:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hahahaha

Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2006-11-24 13:09:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by jojo747 (user info) at 2006-11-24 12:46:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

man, I always like these but this one sucked.

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-11-24 12:03:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-11-24 11:57:34 (#)
Ranking: 2

i love darger. i thought about doing a post on him a while back

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I did an APW post on him awhile ago. He was on display at the Andy Warhol museum when I visited in the summer, and it was weird. The art's actually interesting in its own right, but I still think Darger himself is a fucking nutball.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/88335

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-11-24 12:00:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-11-24 11:57:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i love darger. i thought about doing a post on him a while back

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-11-24 11:29:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

People are odd

Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-11-24 10:32:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-24 10:04:00 (#)
Ranking: 2

Think you're so fucking special, Tolstoy?


Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-11-24 10:11:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-24 10:04:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Think you're so fucking special, Tolstoy?

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-11-24 09:57:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Sorry I didn't do anything for Thanksgiving, but here's the deal: I didn't have any good ideas at all. So that was the end of it.

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2006-11-24 09:56:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by buytheirsouls.com (user info) at 2006-11-24 09:49:34 (#)
Ranking: -2

Absolute dog shit. Two slaps in the face.
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An interesting critque by this worthwhile soul.

Bloody funny.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-11-24 09:51:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I think you know my feelings on this one.

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-11-24 09:50:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Should have been here yesterday. And had to do with thanksgiving.

I was emo and cut my wrists because I had no AHTT post of my turkey day.


I also had no turkey.

Or pumkin pie.



Infact all I had was a hamburger and fries.

Submitted by buytheirsouls.com (user info) at 2006-11-24 09:49:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Absolute dog shit. Two slaps in the face.

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-11-24 09:48:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I too, when looking him up, thought the title of his book showed his insanity

Submitted by Remission (user info) at 2006-11-24 09:45:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

har har


Bart: What'd you do? Screw up like the Beatles and say you were bigger
than Jesus?

Homer: All the time. It was the title of our second album.

Homer's Barbershop Quartet