How to be a radio contest whore or I hate Anne Goldman (222 hits)
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Submitted by CATT81 (View user info) at 2006-11-24 15:41:18 EST
A few weeks ago a woman came in to cover because we were short staffed. Lets call her Anne Goldman.(not her real name but close) Anne is a radio contest whore. I fucking hate her. This woman enters every single radio contest there is. She doesn't even listen to the damn stations. Now you are probably thinking she's a loser and she doesn't have anything better to do with her time right? Well that's where you're wrong. The bitch actually wins. A lot. She has a fucking monthly planner for all the shit she wins. She's been to seen the Black Eyed Peas, Good Charlotte, Jessica Simpson, several local radio station shows and more. I don't personally like any of those but I could sure as shit sell the tickets on E-Bay! She has won a cruise, movie tickets, gift cards and hundreds of dollars! So she's waving that fucking planner in my face and bragging about all the shit she has won while I'm wondering if I could kill her with the fucking thing when it occurs to me...I could do it too! If this overweight mother of 2 can win so can I!! So I'm nodding and mmmhmmm-ing to her in the midst of her boasting and I ask her how she does it, how she wins so much. So she says to me "I enter everything, even if I don't want it." I was like no shit it's that simple. Well that I could do. Having a boring office job was going to finally pay off! I have become a radio contest whore. I am now a menber of the Kiss Club, a WBCN Freeloader, a WBOS VIP, a WXLO E-Club slut, a WAAF Army member and a few more that I cant remember the cute fucking monikers for. I have entered on-line contests untill I forgot how to spell my own name, I have hit redial on the work phone so many times I now have callouses on my fingers. We have been listening to the same shitty radio station for 2 weeks and my co-workers want to kill me. I have entered everything. I feel used. So I bet your wondering if all this frivolous on-the-clock time wasting has paid off, right? Well in a weird twisted way it has. I got a voice mail a few days after my frantic whoring. I had won a season one DVD of The Fucking Ghost Whisperer!!! I didn't even know what it was untill I looked it up, and they wanted me to go pick it up somewhere in Boston. Fuck that shit! So then I go home and there is a suspicious looking manilla envelope. So I have my girlfriend open it(hee hee hee) and it's tickets to go see The Robert Randolph Family Band??!! Needless to say I didn't go. Two days later I got another envelope and it's a copy of the movie Little Man. I sold it to a co-worker for $5. Now not only am I a whore but I'm a cheap one. Why does fucking Anne get to win all that cool shit? Maybe I can pay my friend to call in again and Anne can come cover. Then I'll steal her goddamn planner, maybe it's lucky. Or I can rub her stomach like Buddah. So one day last week I'm getting ready to go home and who do I hear on the radio? Anne fucking Goldman! She won all access passes to see Nickleback! Now that's a band I would go see. They're gonna be thrilled to meet her fat ass. I fucking hate her.
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-27 18:57:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by CATT81 (user info) at 2006-11-24 15:49:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh waaahhh it's the Grammar Police!!! Fuck you and your paragraphs. At leat I use punctuation and can spell correctly!
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awesome, you spelled 'least' incorrectly
Submitted by CATT81 (user info) at 2006-11-24 15:49:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh waaahhh it's the Grammar Police!!! Fuck you and your paragraphs. At leat I use punctuation and can spell correctly!
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2006-11-24 15:43:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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