A Story About My Girlfriend's Boobs You Totally Won't Understand (4145 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.12 on 42 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Steve St. IHOP of Awesome (View user info) at 2006-11-25 03:23:30 EST
Min flicka och jag var ute på gatan.
Min flicka har tjocka, starka bröster. Jag tar min kuk och skjuter hennes nansikte med min älska jos.
Jag är snabb med min älska jos.
Jag har inga byxor.
Jag har inga byxor.
Var är mina byxor?
Vem tar mina byxor?
Jag ofta kläda mig I kvinnornas strumpbyxor och kjol.
Jag dansar och sjungar.
Ibland kisser jag på mig.
Jag har många handskar.
Ska ni ha min handskar?
Men vem mördade honom? Och varför?
Slut.
User Reviews
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-08-03 22:24:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I laughed even more the second time.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-12-03 04:37:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
P;OST SMETHING..
oh man ifele sick..,my lips are numb
k. [post something
Submitted by TheCrystalShip (user info) at 2006-11-27 15:18:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck you
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-11-27 13:39:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Du hast?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-27 13:05:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Dü
Dü Dü Dü Dü
Dü Dü
Dü Dü
Dü Dü Dü Dü Dü Dü Dü
BÖRK BÖRK BÖRK!
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-11-27 10:20:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Alrighty then.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-11-27 00:46:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
wanna get high?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-11-27 00:24:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
$hũt thè fũc°k up
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-11-26 19:15:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Babelfish, onlinedict, someone with a dictionary and too much time on their hands, it all translates to one thing; this fucking sucked.
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2006-11-26 16:13:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
awesome
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2006-11-26 01:18:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Boobs
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-11-25 23:09:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-11-25 13:15:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
WOO! I DID IT! TAKE THAT DARKO! I WIN AGAIN!
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I don't get it.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-11-25 22:11:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-11-25 19:06:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I usually like you're stuff, but... no.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2006-11-25 18:40:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Babelfish doesn't do Swedish.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-11-25 18:16:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Babelfish makes you totally cool and cultural.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2006-11-25 18:14:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ha ha ha ha! Go fuck yourself.
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2006-11-25 15:10:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-11-25 14:00:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
My love for you is like a truck, Berserker
Would you like some making fuck, Berserker
My love for you is like a rock, Berserker
The Berserker is just so obscene
Likes evil people you know what I mean
He takes your soul and then just rips you apart
He'll steal your heart
Would you like to smoke some pot, Berserker
My love for you is ticking clock, Berserker
Would you like to suck my cock, Berserker
Would you like some making fuck, Berserker
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-25 13:55:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I understood it.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-11-25 13:15:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WOO! I DID IT! TAKE THAT DARKO! I WIN AGAIN!
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-11-25 13:09:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
STEVIE QUIT MAKING UP WORDS :D
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-11-25 11:03:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Mine girl and I was out on street. Mine girl had fog , stout bosoms. Self am grabbing mine kuk and discharges hers face with mine love juice. Self is prompt with mine love juice. I have inga drawers. I have inga drawers. Each is remember drawers? Whom am grabbing remember drawers? Self often attire in me IN kvinnornas strumpbyxor and skirt. Self am dancing and sing. Sometimes leak self on me. I have many glove. Ska yous had mine glove? But whom kill him? And whys? ends
Ska yous had mine glove?
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2006-11-25 10:50:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damnit, Funnascancer beat me to it. Damn you, babelfish and/or Worldlingo user!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-11-25 10:24:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ukfay ouyay.
Itstay oudshay ebay ownshay.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-11-25 10:15:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"slut" is Swedish for a small amount of liquid, like a shot.
That's all i know
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-11-25 09:37:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
NURRR!!
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-11-25 08:29:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2006-11-25 03:47:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
Stevie is not allowed to have a negatively-rated post.
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Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-11-25 03:48:55 (#)
Ranking: -2
oh yes he does!
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The new Electro?
Oh no, he DOESN'T allowed to have a negitively rated post.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-11-25 08:02:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
STEVE=AUTO+2
Even if this post sucks. Impress me Steve, IMPRESS ME!!
Submitted by shinebox (user info) at 2006-11-25 07:14:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WANNA GET HIGH?
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-11-25 06:46:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Best use of "But whom killed him? And why?" ever.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-11-25 04:56:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-25 04:15:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ég er kominn aftur
inn í þig
það er svo gott að vera hér
en stoppa stutt við
ég flýt um í neðarsjávar hýði
á hóteli
beintengdur við rafmagnstöfluna
og nærist
tjú tjú
en biðin gerir mig leiðan
brot hættan sparka frá mér
og kall á - verð að fara - hjálp
ég spring út og friðurinn í loft upp
baðaður nýju ljósi
ég græt og ég græt - aftengdur
ónýttur heili settur á brjóst
og mataður af svefn-g-englum
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-11-25 04:00:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
don't forget to bring a towel
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-11-25 03:59:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i was high before..now i'm just tired and i have the chills.where's my blankie at?
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2006-11-25 03:53:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Swedish FTW.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-11-25 03:51:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
is that swedish?
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2006-11-25 03:50:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My girl and I were up on the street.
My girl has thick, strong good east. I take my cock and shoots hers nansikte with face to love jos.
I am fast with face love jos.
I have no pairs of trousers.
I have no pairs of trousers.
Where are my pairs of trousers?
Who takes my pairs of trousers?
I often kläda me in the women's sock pairs of trousers and skirt.
I dance and sjungar.
Sometimes, I peering see on me.
I have many gloves.
Will you have my gloves?
But who murdered him? And why?
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-11-25 03:48:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
oh yes he does!
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2006-11-25 03:47:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Stevie is not allowed to have a negatively-rated post.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-11-25 03:26:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
:-(
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-11-25 03:25:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
great, now tell the one that doesn't suck!