Fuck you, you motherfucking cock-shitting cunt! (2574 hits)
Category: RomanceLabels: heated
Rating: 0.07 on 45 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2006-11-25 17:48:49 EST
Shitass, damn, tit-ass, piss-ass damn, ass-hole bastard, piece of shit, dick, son-of-a-bitch fucking filthy measly-assed piece of fucking shit damn horses ass. You're not worth shit. You're a no good, no account, fucking piss-assed little bastard. Get your ass in there and lean over that damn bed, you're going to get a beating. Bitch. Fucker. Prick, fucker, Prick, damn fucker, damn prick, asshole, prick, prick, fucker, fucker, fucker, fucker, fuck you, you damn fucking piece of garbage. Go to hell. Fuck you. Go to hell. Prick. Fucker. Damn you, you fucker.
You worthless piece of shit. Damn you, you worthless piece of shit of damn fucking shit. Fuck you. Go straight fucking to hell you damn fucking son-of-a-bitch. Fucking damn you! Fucking damn you!!! Fucking damn you!!! You damn asshole son-of-a-bitch. Fucking damn you! How dare you, you asshole bastard prick turd. You turd. You lying, mother fucking stinking piece of fucking shit. Fuck you, you lying sack of shit, you. Get the fuck out of my face. Go to hell. I hate you, you bastard. I hate you, you asshole. You damn prick asshole bastard, dick, piece of fucking rank stinking fucking garbage that's as full of shit as anyone could ever be. Get the hell out of here, you fucker. Fucker. Fucker. Go to fucking hell you bastard. Piss- ass. Horse's ass. Damn fucker. Fucker. Fucker. Fucker. Fucker. Fucker. FUCKER! FUCKER! FUCKER!
Asshole. You bastard. You sick damn son-of-a- bitch. You worthless little bastard. You damn asshole prick bastard. Fucking damn It!! Fucking damn you!!! FUCKING damn you!!! Fuck you, you bastard. You're going to hell. You little Tit-ass. Shit-ass. Fucker Tit-ass. You little cunt. Piss-ass little bastard. You damn little bastard, I'm going to teach you. Get the hell up there. Why did you do this to me? Say!! What's the big idea? I'm not going to put up with your sissified wimpy asshole ways. Shut up. Fucking damn it. Fucking damn it. Fucking damn it. Keep those damn kids quiet. I'm not going to tell you again. What's the big idea making all of that damn racket?
Say! Didn't I tell you to not make a fucking sound? You think you're so damn smart thinking for yourself, when I told you what the fuck I wanted. Keep those damn kids quiet or I'm going to beat the hell out of all of you, you bitch. You bastard. You bitch. Fuck you. Fuck you, fucking damn it. I'm going to beat the hell out of you; I warned you and now you're going to catch it. Where do you think you're going. Get the fuck back over here you son-of-a-bitch and take your beating like a man. Fucking asshole bastard son-of-a-bitch chicken shit piece of crap, no good little bastard.
What the hell do you think you're doing, for Fuck's sake? I'm not going to put up with you, do you understand me? Do you? I won't tolerate this bullshit. Fucking damn you!! I'll beat the living shit out of you. Watch it. I'm warning you. I warned you what I'd do. It's your own Fucking damn fault. I warned you, for Fuck's sake. What's the big idea getting this family in trouble like this? I'll beat you until you can't stand up or sit down. Fucking damn son-of-a-bitch, asshole. I told you what I'd do if you didn't get them damn grades up. You little prick.
How do you like that? Does that hurt, does it? Damn it, does it hurt? It better hurt. If it doesn't I'll make sure it hurts. Are you fucking crazy? Are you crazy? You must be insane. Fuck, how many damn times am I going to have to beat you? When are you going to learn? Say! Say! Is that right? Is that right? When you are going to learn? You no account little bastard. In the old testament they used to take kids like you out and stone them to death. That's what you deserve. You ought to be taken out and stoned. At least parents in that time had some damn solution to a problem like you.
That's what would cure you. You've been nothing but damn grief to your mother and I since the fucking day you were born. I wish you were dead. I hate you. You fucking cunt, I hate you. I can't stand you. I can't stand the sight of you. You're sniffing after some whore, for Fuck's sake. You got your dick wet and now you've just gone crazy sniffing after that fucking whore. You hot blooded little bastard. Keep your damn pants on and keep your ucking dick inside. Horse piss, bullshit, balderdash, crap, lying bastard, son of a whore, cunt. Assfucking damn Horses Ass! Fucking damn you, you lying asshole letting them do this to me. Fucking damn you, how could you let them do this to me! What the hell do you think you're doing? Fucking damn you.
You son-of-a-bitch. Hey you bitch, got any good words for me? You better say something or I'm going to kick the living shit out of you. Speak up. Say!!! What the hell good are you? Say, what the hell good are you? What the hell is on your damn mind? Speak the hell up. I'll slap the living shit out of you until you fucking can't see straight. You pussy whipped little bastard. You horse manure. Fuck you. Go to hell. You're going to hell. Go to hell. Shitass. Bastard. Bitch. Horse's ass. Fucking damn chicken shit bastard son-of-a-bitch little fucker, get the fuck out of my sight. You little chicken shit. You piece of garbage. You're fucking damn worthless. You'll never amount to a Fucking damn thing. You're a loser and always will be. You go along fine for a while and then you do something like this to fuck it all up. You little asshole. You'll never amount to anything.
You're a Fucking damn loser. You'll end up in jail you Fucking damn deadbeat. Shut your big dumb ape mouth, you look like some kind of fucking idiot with your big damn dumb mouth hanging open. I'll beat that foolishness out of you. Look at that foolishness leaving him, I can see it with every hit of this damn mattock. It does my heart good to hear those screams and see that foolishness leaving. What's the big idea doing that to me? Say! Why did you do this to me Say! Say! How could you treat me this way? How could you treat me this way you little bastard? What's the big idea? Say! I'm not going to put up with this kind of bullshit. You're going to get a beating. Lean over there
Damn it. You think I'm going to put up with you? You think I don't know how to deal with the likes of you, you cuntsucking little bastard? We know how to deal with asshole kids like you. I'll beat you. I'll choke you with my fucking cock and you'll fucking die, you whore. Dammit woman, you know if you beat your child they won't die, so shut your damn mouth or I'll slap you. Do you want me to beat your fat ass? You damn hussy. You fat damn hussy. You'd think you could give me some damn fucking support instead of always fighting me and causing me all of this damn fucking grief.
I'm not going to put up with your damn sassy mouth talking back to me or telling me what to do, you fucking bitch. I'm telling you; damn it; I'm warning you, I'm going to slap the hell of out of you; you're going to catch it if you don't shut your damn fucking mouth and back off. I'm not going to tell you again. The next time I'm going to turn my damn attention to you and you're going to be sorry. I'll cuff you around and give you a damn beating. Don't interfere with my beating of this damn bastard one more time. I want this fat off of that ass. I'm not going to put up with that fat ass. If you don't lose by tomorrow, you'll get another beating. I want that fat ass off of you, you fat bitch, you damn fat slut, do you get it, you thick headed bitch?
User Reviews
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-11-28 13:44:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by SilentRenegade (user info) at 2006-11-28 12:44:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
sounds like me and my dad when we fight.....minus the beating...cause I can take his fat ass.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2006-11-28 12:25:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Don't just read ! Here's the sing-a-long hitwhore !
http://www.ubersite.com/m/96206
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-11-28 02:14:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
seriously, if you had some background (even made up) about how this letter is something you sent to your wife after she slept with your brother and your mother while on ecstacy at an all night rave full of drugs and orgys while you were at home watching the kid you thought was yours but was, in reality, the offspring of a 280 lbs black man named Tyrone with a criminal record as long as Unabonger's...well long.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2006-11-27 20:19:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-27 20:08:58 (#)
Ranking: -2
As much as I'm a punker from wayyyy back when...GG Allin and his antics make even Shlongy shrivel up.
But I'll plus 2 your next post for just bringing him INTO this.
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Thanks shlong, That means alot.
Oh and Maltese, you suck....go eat a big bag of shit.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-27 20:08:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
As much as I'm a punker from wayyyy back when...GG Allin and his antics make even Shlongy shrivel up.
But I'll plus 2 your next post for just bringing him INTO this.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2006-11-27 20:06:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-27 19:41:50 (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh noes!...Wildman is threatening me! Whatever will I do?
Besides beat the shit out of him if we ever run into each other. Besides that.
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You could take a shit on his face, ala GG Allin....
....just a suggestion.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-27 19:41:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh noes!...Wildman is threatening me! Whatever will I do?
Besides beat the shit out of him if we ever run into each other. Besides that.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-11-27 19:17:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-26 18:47:03 (#)
Ranking: -2
How'd you like a punch in the mouth?
^^^^^
How'd you like another dick in yours?
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2006-11-27 18:57:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Well its about time for you to shut the fuck up..
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2006-11-27 17:03:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2006-11-27 14:35:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
sweet .
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-11-27 13:07:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
+2 Eddie Murphy
Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2006-11-27 11:26:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
are you telling me that if you took some quiet time, you couldn't find a Hallmark card that had the same sentiment behind it on one of those cute spinning racks between the zombified Blue-hairs?
Auto +2 for ANY post that makes my dog shit herself laughing after she reads them to me.
Submitted by sergestorms (user info) at 2006-11-27 11:07:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Angry
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-11-27 10:35:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This is really immature.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-11-27 10:24:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I thought curse-laden rants were cool in the fourth grade.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-11-27 00:22:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
so much rebellion, i cannot cope
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-11-26 22:42:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
better this way. less vagina.
oh.... tough dude. wanna get smashed or something? I'm staying for a while with my cousin Jack in BC (marijuana. a lot.) In canada, the canadian king, James Abram Garfield, would sell vodka straight out of his ass to a 5 year old, I've learned.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-26 21:42:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I eat vagina turds.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-26 18:47:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
How'd you like a punch in the mouth?
Submitted by LongestPants (user info) at 2006-11-26 16:42:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Needs more swears.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-11-26 16:36:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Marchley: My girlfriend broke up with me. Sent me pictures of her and her new boyfriend having sex.
Hawkins: Ouch. That's gotta hurt, dude.
Marchley: Haha, yeah. I put the pictures back in and mailed them to her dad.
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What's that from?
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2006-11-26 15:17:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I usually just go on 1 week benders when I break up with someone, it just seems easier than ranting.
Submitted by re-bell (user info) at 2006-11-26 14:45:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Did your gook wife cheat on you or something, idiot?
I bet she did...
fucking slope.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-11-26 13:19:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey, dipshit, you're not supposed to talk to your mother like that.....
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2006-11-26 12:42:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
It's nice to see a cheery article amongst the dreary and negative crap that usually sulks and emos it's way around here.
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-26 11:02:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2006-11-25 18:02:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for putting this under 'romance'
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2006-11-26 09:16:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I haven't seen rage like this since my father got hold of my year 9 school report.....
*shudders*
*reaches for the Whisky*
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-11-26 08:28:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow, you suck.
Cussing isn't 'cool', I thuoght everyone over nine knew that.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-11-26 02:59:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Do you have daddy issues?
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-11-26 02:32:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Anger in Wonderland
Submitted by snagglepuss (user info) at 2006-11-25 22:41:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
...."you had me at shitass......"
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-11-25 22:03:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by TheCrystalShip (user info) at 2006-11-25 20:47:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
boring
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-11-25 20:26:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
shut the fuck up, Maltese.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-11-25 20:22:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Malka (user info) at 2006-11-25 19:26:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
If I ever get a breakup letter like this one, I'm just going to throw myself out the window.
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Marchley: My girlfriend broke up with me. Sent me pictures of her and her new boyfriend having sex.
Hawkins: Ouch. That's gotta hurt, dude.
Marchley: Haha, yeah. I put the pictures back in and mailed them to her dad.
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-11-25 19:51:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Alright, alright, you can put in my ass. Relax, for fuck's sake.
Submitted by Malka (user info) at 2006-11-25 19:26:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If I ever get a breakup letter like this one, I'm just going to throw myself out the window.
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2006-11-25 18:56:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
rage always get a high rank from me
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-11-25 18:44:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
weet.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-11-25 18:33:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Nice. If I could give you a 1.5 I would.
Submitted by ooQueso (user info) at 2006-11-25 18:15:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You need help.
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2006-11-25 18:02:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for putting this under 'romance'
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-11-25 17:58:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Que?