I am not go to sleep tonight (1423 hits)
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Submitted by Axolotl || ltoloxA (View user info) at 2006-11-26 03:21:16 EST
Tonight is conscious.
In am conscious tonight!
Tonights is pith-helmet time of oneirography (ie http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oneirology) and jungle adventures with trusty hound and golden-retriever beast. It is 2.58 in the morning on Jewsy time of New American states of America of America.
I am a rapist.
I have decided tonight with due honour will NOT be the time of pillow-penis and or horrific Japanese fighter pilot. No explicit fingernail shots apparent in THIS post! Did you know that a cat has nine lives? Did you know that doing hella cocaine up your nostrils makes you stay up full wise? Did you know that in substance, cocaine is no different from caffeine and I drank forty Red Bulls and will be staying at five on twelve on Sunday! With Thanksgiving breakfast!
Working is hard, Ubersite History change for user 19539. I will not go gently into cold night.
Has anyone here actually read famous Joseph Conrad books Heart of Darkness? The plus-time of Wikipedia and Ubersite has not fully envisioned the 3.01am of the darkness of above, with fruity strawberry cupcakes on top.
The Ubersite user Coley is a horrific white slave trader who kidnaps babies, feeds them, and fattens them up for her nefarious purpose of using them in dank, rat-infested coal mines. Ha ha!
It is now 3.02 in the morning.
Tonight I will stay up all night. Irish Dancing All-American championships are being held in Philadelphia, and I am an abandoned child ;( While my guitar gently weeps...Danny boy, the pipes are calling.
If I close my eyes, will I go to sleep. Immediately. Waterboarding is undeniably torture, and Dick Cheney is a chronic Iraqi-porn masturbator. Dick (Penis) Cheney enjoys watching Iraqi prisoners being tortured, and derives sexual pleasure from secret prisons and warrantless wiretapping. The previous statement is highly true.
Because it is night time and not Borat sexy time I have hours of abyss wasteland ahead of me until morning in my daring quest to remain in full conscious all night. I have been perused the old posts of Ubersite, and have seen manly horrible things. Back in 2004, this rape madness was simply nonsense, far too much rape is never a good thing.
On June 9th 2005, many things happened. It was my last day of my freshman year, my first day of my first real job, and the day I posted for the first time on this Uber site. Perhaps, the stars were in alignment, if I believed in such a thing.
I want to be on MVA simply to change my MVA display name. I have always wondered how that is done, do you go into your account to play around with the name? If I was on MVA, my display name would be...oh hell I can't think of anything witty at 3.13 in the morning, actually, I can't think of anything witty at 4.14 in the morning either.
Nobody ever uses the word cunt in America, not even the troubled kids. It's always a cause of shock when people say cunt.
Last year we had a math teacher that we abused so much that she quit the school. We would make fun of her, and call her names, and act up in her class, and she couldn't control us. Seven kids were nearly suspended, including me, for posting a picture of her online. The last time I ever saw Mrs. Gagsdgasdgsg was on June 6 2006 at around eleven in the morning. We had finished our foreign language exam, and I was waiting after school with Iorfsf for his mom to come pick us up; Toingigggggs, Sioigiogug gand McKgsdgasdgs were there as well, including a junior. We were just talking and waiting, when the Ofdsf Tfdsfsd bus drove back, and Mr. Largsdgasd and Mr. Ardsgsdgiua came out and started yelling. Evidently McPsuiudsufai and Bfjidsfas were throwing things off of the bus.
As they were getting yelled at by the two deans, Mrs. Gagsdgasdgsg walked out briskly, clutching her purse and looking nervous. She had been nervous ever since the first day of school; she was unqualified and she knew it. The junior remarked that she was a crackwhore as she passed by; she didn't make eye contact.
Mrs. Gagsdgasdgsg curtly got into her car and drove away, with Iorfsf calling her a cunt and saying that if she ever came back he would torture her so much she would hang herself. The worst teacher I ever had drove out of the parking lot and out of my memories. I never saw her again.
I love New Jersey, despite the fact it's a beautiful-looking dump.
DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO GET PAST NUMBER 13 IN DONOVANMD S PICTURE PUXXLE POST???
I need things to do to entertain me for the rest of the night. When morning breaks, there may be vampires lurking in the area, so I must act accordingly. I call for my crossbow. I call for the sleeve of a candy-manufacturer.
It is now 3.20 in the morning. I will not sleep tonight.
User Reviews
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-27 16:41:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-17 13:17:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
My leg fell asleep because I looked at this.
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thanks...
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-27 15:19:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
HOW CUTE, AXOLOTL'S FIRST HIT OF ACID
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-11-27 03:01:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-11-26 23:58:47 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/65654#2209823
I wrote reviews like this after going two nights without sleep.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-11-26 19:12:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Orgasmo was wrong. Your reviews aren't 50% of the total on your posts, more like 40%.
PS
This blew.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-26 14:15:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-11-26 13:23:43 (#)
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It's getting on towards the end of the year, you should do an Uberhistory 2006 recap post
More hits and heat, that's all I'm saying.
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It's getting done.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-11-26 13:23:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's getting on towards the end of the year, you should do an Uberhistory 2006 recap post
More hits and heat, that's all I'm saying.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-11-26 12:46:57 EST (#)
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Longest I've gone without sleep was 60 hours.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-26 12:44:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-11-26 05:39:34 (#)
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Weakling.
I did two nights in a row a few weeks back (no bullshit).
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I tried, but eventually pondered the point of it all.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-26 12:44:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-11-26 12:34:21 (#)
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Says user 27825
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OMG STFU U R A NUB11111
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-26 12:42:10 EST (#)
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heyyy awesome_face...how's your head?
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-26 12:40:36 EST (#)
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I am awake.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-11-26 12:34:21 EST (#)
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Says user 27825
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-11-26 12:34:04 EST (#)
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This was strangely amusing.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-26 12:12:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The Ubersite user Coley is a horrific white slave trader who kidnaps babies, feeds them, and fattens them up for her nefarious purpose of using them in dank, rat-infested coal mines. Ha ha!
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THATS RIGHT
FEAR ME
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-26 11:45:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
This was really , really, gay.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-26 09:45:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hmm..Coley, Philadelphia, Irish Dancing..the stuff dreams are made of.
Poor kid got all tuckered out.
Chin up, slugger, there's always next weekend.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-11-26 07:55:09 EST (#)
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Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-11-26 06:52:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-11-26 06:51:34 (#)
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I haven't slept since 9/11
5000 Jews didn't go to work that day.
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AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHA
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-11-26 06:51:34 EST (#)
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I haven't slept since 9/11
5000 Jews didn't go to work that day.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-11-26 06:42:49 EST (#)
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pussy
welcome to being a grown up
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-11-26 05:39:34 EST (#)
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Weakling.
I did two nights in a row a few weeks back (no bullshit).
Submitted by phauna (user info) at 2006-11-26 04:25:29 EST (#)
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It's called polyphasic sleep.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-26 04:24:06 EST (#)
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i just...i canjt just do it anymore
goodnight
im' fairel failed
backspace is for losers
4.24 am
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-11-26 04:08:58 EST (#)
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Staying awake was never a problem for me, waking up again used to be a more difficult task.
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2006-11-26 04:04:12 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-11-26 04:01:48 EST (#)
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No but I am stationed in Germany and do work for a lot of different national army's.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-26 03:58:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-11-26 03:56:26 (#)
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The sun rises over my satellite dishes, 09:49 in Germany. Working at this hour is mehh....big time.
Those fucking satellite links keep dropping in places like Teheran, Baghdad and Bujumbura and I believe I should do something about and so I'm checking on Uber in order to stay awake too.
We don't have Thanksgiving here, who are you giving thanks to?
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Are you stationed in Germany with the US Army? and if so, do you know Thomas Carr?
I was working all Thanksgiving, wasn't really thanking anything too much. Just seeing if I can stay up all night if possible. Don't know how well it will work.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-11-26 03:56:26 EST (#)
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The sun rises over my satellite dishes, 09:49 in Germany. Working at this hour is mehh....big time.
Those fucking satellite links keep dropping in places like Teheran, Baghdad and Bujumbura and I believe I should do something about and so I'm checking on Uber in order to stay awake too.
We don't have Thanksgiving here, who are you giving thanks to?
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-26 03:44:35 EST (#)
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I have a brilliant idea, I'll leave the curtains open that in case I fall asleep, the sun will wake me up.
but that defeats the purpose...
Nickelback is shit.
3.45 int he morning
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-26 03:39:22 EST (#)
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I cannot find phasic sleep on Wikipedia attn phauna so it must not EXIST!@
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-26 03:36:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by phauna (user info) at 2006-11-26 03:32:56 (#)
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It's 7.30 pm in Aussie land.
Gabbly. I mean, *gobble, gobble*
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good lord a brilliant idea
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-26 03:36:02 EST (#)
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darko this is perhaps my greatest post. Darko, darko, darko, darko!
ps jackson pollock is a hack
Submitted by phauna (user info) at 2006-11-26 03:32:56 EST (#)
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It's 7.30 pm in Aussie land.
Gabbly. I mean, *gobble, gobble*
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-11-26 03:31:20 EST (#)
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I would have liked a mention (not that I actually could be arsed to read this).
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-26 03:28:33 EST (#)
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I know glorious children who can fall asleep in class, but with THEIR HANDS STILL WRITING YET!
what time is it in Australia and Britainland? I need to know when Thorpe and the rest of the (people) get up to divert me and keep me awake?
I will argue about anything right now, find me someone to argue with and I'll take any issue.
3.29 in the morning.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-26 03:23:23 EST (#)
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tonight is not the night of sleep
tonight is the night of victory
3.23 in the morning