Ratings for Nothing (and Heat for Free) (604 hits)
Category: Sound & MusicLabels: captainthorns_music
Rating: 1.64 on 20 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (View user info) at 2006-11-27 12:23:52 EST
Now look at them alters, that's the way you do it
You make a shitpost someone wants to see
That ain't workin', that's the way you do it
Ratings for nothin' and heat for free
Now that ain't workin', that's the way you do it
Lemme tell ya them guys ain't dumb
Maybe get a deuce dropped on a stupid camwhore
'Cause they showed a picture of their bum
We gotta write some quality stories
Perfect grammar and plot delivery
We gotta bump that shit off the front page
We gotta change what Ubersite sees
See the whiny alter with the tattoo on his <CENSORED>
Yeah buddy, that's his own skin
That whiny alter has a third account now
That whiny alter posts to our chagrin
We gotta write some quality stories
Perfect grammar and plot delivery
We gotta bump that shit off the front page
We gotta change what Ubersite sees
I shoulda learned to use a digital camera
I shoulda learned to Photoshop
Look at that alter, look what she's stickin' in the camera
You gotta wonder what happened to her top
And him up there, what's he got on Most Heated?
A bitmap drawing of bathroom potpourri
That ain't workin', that's the way you do it
Get your ratings for nothin' and your heat for free
We gotta write some quality stories
Perfect grammar and plot delivery
We gotta bump that shit off the front page
We gotta change what Ubersite sees
Now look at them alters, that's the way you do it
You make a shitpost someone wants to see
That ain't workin', that's the way you do it
Ratings for nothin' and heat for free
Ratings for nothin' and heat for free
User Reviews
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-03-01 10:41:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-02-28 17:15:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
RECORD THIS ONE!!! (I'm not yelling at you, I'm yelling near you.) this was brilliantly awesomely hilarious CT.
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Thanks. :) Perhaps I will record it sometime, if I ever get a block of free time again that lasts for more than one hour.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-02-28 17:15:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
RECORD THIS ONE!!! (I'm not yelling at you, I'm yelling near you.) this was brilliantly awesomely hilarious CT.
"'Cause they showed a picture of their bum"
hahaha!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-11-28 11:03:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-28 10:24:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
I left my fair share of bathroom potpourri this weekend after coming down with a savage stomach bug.
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You ate the tainted turkey tots again, didn't you? DIDN'T YOU?!? JUST LIKE LAST YEAR!
Crazy poet. :-p
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-11-28 10:50:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm having terrible visions of M. Knopfler...... AAAHHHH.
I like this one better!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-28 10:24:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I left my fair share of bathroom potpourri this weekend after coming down with a savage stomach bug.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-27 16:48:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-11-27 15:44:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-11-27 14:06:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
Captain Thorns = Crown of Thorns!
Do you love Jesus?
So do I!
Fuck a nun for me on your lunch break.
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Who the heck ARE you?!?
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ETS.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-11-27 15:44:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-11-27 14:06:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
Captain Thorns = Crown of Thorns!
Do you love Jesus?
So do I!
Fuck a nun for me on your lunch break.
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Who the heck ARE you?!?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-27 14:46:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-11-27 14:32:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2006-11-27 14:15:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-11-27 14:10:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/96198
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-11-27 14:06:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Forgot to rate.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-11-27 14:06:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Captain Thorns = Crown of Thorns!
Do you love Jesus?
So do I!
Fuck a nun for me on your lunch break.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-27 13:35:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-11-27 12:31:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
BAHAHA. I want my....I want my....I want my MVA.
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fuck - you beat me to it
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-11-27 12:43:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-27 12:41:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Would have been significantly better with a Shlongy mention but you can't have everything.
Well, I CAN, but you get the idea.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-27 12:39:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cute.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2006-11-27 12:34:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This kicks more ass than a professional ass-kicker whose only job is to kick ass!
I think I've made myself clear.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-11-27 12:31:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BAHAHA. I want my....I want my....I want my MVA.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-11-27 12:24:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No, I didn't record this. Don't have the time to do it right now. Just some lyrical inventiveness for you to enjoy...and a little photo alteration.