Jesus Is My Coach - NSFW or Christians for that matter (1683 hits)
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Submitted by ih8u2man (View user info) at 2006-11-27 12:44:28 EST
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-28 00:53:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I remember this.
"Nice reacharound!"
hahhaa
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-11-29 21:44:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That seems pretty safe for work...
Did I miss something?
Submitted by konohasaiyajin (user info) at 2006-11-28 02:18:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
not that interesting, a little overboard at times. but I gave you a plus one because:
"This one is myne you little cunts!!!!"
made me laugh a lot.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-11-28 00:16:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i condone everything with hockey in it. except toronto.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-11-27 22:19:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
these are some golden little statues of inspiration and you somehow made it suck. hang your head in shame.
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2006-11-27 21:42:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by LongestPants (user info) at 2006-11-27 20:13:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice. I'm a Christian, and this made me bust out laughing at work. Asshole. Now I'm on probation.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-27 20:07:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I gotta go along with GMCrayon- who's usually an idiot- on this one.
Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2006-11-27 19:57:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
You made mocking religion boring... I'm amazed.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2006-11-27 18:46:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"She's trying to escape your love!"
If I had a nickel for every woman who tried to escape my love... Well, it's nice to know JC has the same problem.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-11-27 17:50:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
jesus duct-tapes his johnson on his calf
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2006-11-27 17:39:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
This was funny when I first saw it in 1999.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-11-27 16:30:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-11-27 14:53:25 (#)
Ranking: -1
good idea, shitty execution.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-27 14:21:08 (#)
Ranking: -2
How is this even remotely funny?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-11-27 16:15:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I think Bart will remove this.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-11-27 15:41:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by nya_nyo (user info) at 2006-11-27 15:03:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Apparently JC doesn't like to play tennis? or rugby?
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-11-27 14:58:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Saw it on Conan a long time ago. And on the internet multiple times since. They've kinda gotten to be less funny since then, but still, what the hell?
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-11-27 14:53:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
good idea, shitty execution.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-27 14:28:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I laughed once or twice.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-27 14:21:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
How is this even remotely funny?
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-11-27 14:17:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Butler (user info) at 2006-11-27 14:10:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Everybody sing: "God is in his Holy Temple!"
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-11-27 13:32:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Pictures of stupid religious things with smartass comments by them on the internet. Welcome to 1998.
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-27 12:59:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by cstick3 (user info) at 2006-11-27 12:51:53 (#)
Ranking: 1
why the hell is EVERYONE fucking white in these statues? Jesus wasn't white, very few white people play football (well) and the karate kids should be asian.....
that is a lot of shit wrong with this post, but the jesus is a child molester theme got you the point
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Jesus also doesn't exsist
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-11-27 12:57:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
THese are right up there with the drawings of Jesus looking over your shoulder as you drive truck, draw blueprints, etc.
Submitted by showfishorama (user info) at 2006-11-27 12:57:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm sorry but if I were in a football game against Jesus I think I'd let him win as opposed to tackling him and risking pissing him off.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-11-27 12:54:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
love the hockey one, I'd pay many shekels to see Christ cross-checking somebody into the plexiglass...
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-11-27 12:53:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-11-27 12:52:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh yeah, you're going to hell.
i'll see ya there.
Submitted by cstick3 (user info) at 2006-11-27 12:51:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
why the hell is EVERYONE fucking white in these statues? Jesus wasn't white, very few white people play football (well) and the karate kids should be asian.....
that is a lot of shit wrong with this post, but the jesus is a child molester theme got you the point
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-27 12:48:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment