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I want to fuck a dog (nsfw text) (469 hits)

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Rating: -2 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Kurbs <staggman.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-11-27 22:22:25 EST


I
Wanna Fuck A Dog In The Ass
He Wants to fuck a dog in the ass
I wanna fuck a dog
That's right kids

I
tried to fuck your mom in the ass
tried to fuck your dad in the ass
could only find the dog
and it's ass

We
Wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog

I
Tried to fuck a fuckin' pirate in the ass
Ar, me and me first mate ya scurvy cur
Tried to fuck a fuckin' pirate
But I found the dog
Ar, that was no pirate man, that was thy own sister.
(It's a Mexican pirate)

We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
Wanna fuck a fuckin' dog

Fuck you!

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Submitted by Hobocore (user info) at 2006-11-27 23:10:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-11-27 22:50:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

so funny

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-11-27 22:44:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

...and see ya later front page!

Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-11-27 22:43:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

booooo

Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-11-27 22:35:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Guess not

Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-11-27 22:35:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Will I get this kicked off?

Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2006-11-27 22:35:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-27 22:33:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Is THIS Orgasmatron's alter?

C'mon...fess up.

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-11-27 22:32:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

just 3 more and bye-bye

Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-11-27 22:29:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

That song sucked when it first came out.

Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-11-27 22:28:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

This wasn't gay

Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-11-27 22:27:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2006-11-27 22:23:33 (#)
Ranking: -2

-1 for copying Blink 182
-1 for Blink 182 in general

Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2006-11-27 22:23:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

-1 for copying Blink 182
-1 for Blink 182 in general


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