My Christmas List (kinda NSFW) (1180 hits)
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Submitted by HappyFace Julio (View user info) at 2006-11-27 23:22:03 EST
Satan doesn't mind your seed ... he hates your harvest.
He doesn't mind your sowing; it's your reaping that infuriates him. We've got to get you debt free. We've got to see God deliver you from financial crisis.
20 somethin' years ago I came out of a devastating home loss. I moved to LA to live with a few friends of mine, for about a year. I didn't even have draperies over my windows, I had sheets.
My heavenly father wants to bless me.
Know how to give gifts to your children.
... something in me leaks inside.
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MY CHRISTMAS LIST
1. My own telethon
2. New boots
3. A camera
4. Plants
5. 100 dollars
6. Some songs
7. Kitchen table
8. An office
9. A land mine
10. Hope
11. GROUP ANAL FISTING WITH MIDGETS, A HORN SECTION, SATANIC MASOCHISTS AND A 2-TON PILE OF STEAMING HORSE SHIT
12. Playstation 3
13. A tattoo
14. 300 miracles
You have a right to the protection of God.
User Reviews
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2006-11-28 11:03:42 EST (#)
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I could totally hook you up with a land mine!
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2006-11-28 10:53:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
15. Something interesting to post
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-11-28 08:29:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by konohasaiyajin (user info) at 2006-11-28 01:59:52 (#)
Ranking: 0
Besides her ass she's really not that hot
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yeah you're right, she's ugly. a fine specimen like you could get much better, eh?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-28 06:58:54 EST (#)
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Meh
Submitted by konohasaiyajin (user info) at 2006-11-28 01:59:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Besides her ass she's really not that hot. And the picture doesn't make up for the lameness of the post. You need a better gift list.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-11-28 00:25:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
superb ass.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-11-27 23:33:34 EST (#)
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You want a tattoo for Christmas?
Man up, you pansy, and get one now.
And I'm talking like, now now. Immediately after you read this.
Run along, time's a'wasting.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-27 23:33:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Needs a bit more vagina in my face.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-11-27 23:27:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
That whore's eyes bother me.