Happy Uberversary to me! (420 hits)
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Submitted by Beer_bong (View user info) at 2006-11-28 09:52:42 EST
Well, I've been coming to this website for 4 years now. Thats a long fucking time. I've learned so much here.
I'm lying of course.
So, like most of my posts, I'm not going to say anything worth a damn.
If you want you can send me pictures of your boobs. medium_pimpin365.at.hotmail.com
Here are five chicks I've recently masturbated to. 10 points for the first one to name them all.
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Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2006-12-05 01:06:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Aww poor muffin.
Ok we have snow now. Only about an inch, but it's windy and freexing.
Not leaving my house if I don't have to.
Please come and bring me some smokables.
Oh and I named the puppy "Lola",
I am never going to get tired of singing "Copacabana" to her. Ever
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-12-01 11:57:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
We had a few days of snow. I don't know where the fuck it came from, I've never seen snow in November here. I got a snow man out of it though.
I named him Sammy.
He melted yesterday.
*sniff*
Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2006-11-30 19:35:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You even have snow yet? I have cold rain. Like cut glass cold rain. and a new puppy, you come to my igloo, I always have hot chocolate
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-11-28 19:45:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2006-11-28 15:32:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
Get as life loser
Go back to your igloo. Or come to my igloo. Either way, I'm not getting a life.
The chick on the top right in Lacey Mosley, the singer for the band Flyleaf. I probably could've picked a better picture but fuckit. She looks like she's been molestered, which is (for some fucked up reason) hot.
Submitted by jfreakman (user info) at 2006-11-28 19:16:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Amy Lee, Keira Knightley, Selma (HOT) Hayek, the girl from MiB2 (Rosario something i think), and some really ugly chick that you have no business masturbating to.
Unless you're into guys.
I guess.
Happy Uberthday.
Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2006-11-28 15:32:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Get as life loser
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-11-28 13:32:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh yeah, Happy Uberversary.
Sorry, I got distracted by all the tits and ass.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-11-28 13:31:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Amy Lee, ???, Salma Hayak, Keira Knightly, Rosario Dawson
Jesus Christ Salma is gorgeous. I'm a chick and I'd fuck that 3 ways from Sunday.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-28 13:01:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy UV, B_B
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-11-28 12:48:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
second on top has a manly chin.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-11-28 11:19:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Second row on the right...... I would most definitely lick barbecue sauce off her abs........
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-28 11:14:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
kira knightly is WAY to thin. it's creepy not sexy
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-11-28 11:05:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-28 11:01:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus Christ, you've been here four freakin' years?
WHY?
I have low self esteem.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-28 11:01:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus Christ, you've been here four freakin' years?
WHY?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-28 10:54:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Is #5 GetNakeddd?
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2006-11-28 10:52:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
lower right hand corner by far the best...
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-11-28 10:47:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by littledan (user info) at 2006-11-28 10:38:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
Rosario Dawson on the bottom. Amy Lee, some broad, Salma Hayek, Keira Knightley. I just jerked off to this post.
Of course you did.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-28 10:40:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Anniversary posts = -2.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-11-28 10:38:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Uberversaries just remind me I've been here two and a half years....!
Submitted by littledan (user info) at 2006-11-28 10:38:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Rosario Dawson on the bottom. Amy Lee, some broad, Salma Hayek, Keira Knightley. I just jerked off to this post.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-11-28 10:22:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
3 of them have been figured out. I'll up the prize to 5 +2's and a picture of my left nipple.
I'VE YET TO SEE ANY BOOBIE PICTURES IN MY MAILBOX!!!
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2006-11-28 10:20:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Keira Knightley
Submitted by iMoh69 (user info) at 2006-11-28 10:12:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
#1 is amy lee
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-28 10:04:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Marsha Dimes?
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-11-28 10:04:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey now, be fair, only 2 of them look anorexic.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-11-28 10:01:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Salma Hayek?
Anna Rexia?
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-11-28 09:57:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Congratulations on wasting four years of your rapidly decreasing life here. You're a year closer to Uber death. GO YOU WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!111!!!1
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-11-28 09:56:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I want to pomp Kiera Knightly
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-11-28 09:53:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
GO ME WOO!
I'm so bored.