How Do I Know if I'm Gay (643 hits)
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Submitted by fclo002 (View user info) at 2006-11-28 12:12:58 EST
+ I put rubik's cubes in my rectum just to see if I can solve them when I fart. Those things are hard.
+ I once sucked off my little brother.
+ I once sucked off my pet labrador retriever.
+ I like figure skating and I think Scott Hamill is Hawwwt, Like OMG SExxXorZ.
+ I love the way warm cum tastes.
+ I have a friend named Alain.
+ I sometimes like to scratch my anus and sniff my finger.
+ I wipe my ballsweat off with my mouthgard, when fencing.
+ I can almost fit a whole wiffle ball bat in my ass, without choking up.
+ I think balls are the sexiest of all anatomy.
+ Girls are icky.
+ I shave every ounce of my body.
+ I have an ubersite account.
So, am I gay?
User Reviews
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-12-29 16:14:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm glaad to see you are cumming around
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-28 16:46:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
YOU JUST KNOW
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-11-28 16:39:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
it's not gayness.
but there's definitely something
wrong upstairs.
Submitted by KindaLikeJesus (user info) at 2006-11-28 15:38:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
+You wrote this post
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2006-11-28 15:27:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What's gay about scratching your anus and sniffing your finger? It's practically my favourite hobby.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-11-28 15:17:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
But do you listen to Coldplay?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-28 14:36:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
+ i write poetry
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-28 14:32:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You are a fag.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-11-28 13:43:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
+ I put rubik's cubes in my rectum just to see if I can solve them when I fart. Those things are hard. (No, thats the only way to solve those damn things)
+ I once sucked off my little brother. (No but you ARE a paedo)
+ I once sucked off my pet labrador retriever. (No but are a beastophile)
+ I like figure skating and I think Scott Hamill is Hawwwt, Like OMG SExxXorZ. (Yes)
+ I love the way warm cum tastes. (Yes)
+ I have a friend named Alain. (Double yes)
+ I sometimes like to scratch my anus and sniff my finger. (No)
+ I wipe my ballsweat off with my mouthgard, when fencing. (Ballsweat-no, fencing-yes)
+ I can almost fit a whole wiffle ball bat in my ass, without choking up. (Could just be a Jackass stunt)
+ I think balls are the sexiest of all anatomy. (Could just be odd)
+ Girls are icky. (Could just be 8)
+ I shave every ounce of my body. (Yes)
+ I have an ubersite account. (50-50 really)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-28 13:42:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I knew you were. I don't see how you can't tell.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-28 13:07:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2006-11-28 12:58:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
+ I sometimes like to scratch my anus and sniff my finger.
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I sometimes like to scratch my anus and sniff your finger, mmm fresh
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-28 12:57:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-28 12:38:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 "I have a friend named Alain."
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2006-11-28 12:50:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-11-28 12:46:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
gay-ish
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-11-28 12:42:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Y HELO THAR GHEYBEARD
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-28 12:38:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 "I have a friend named Alain."
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-11-28 12:34:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I suppose it's possible.
Submitted by eatyourvitamins (user info) at 2006-11-28 12:28:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
It's not gay if you're on top.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-28 12:20:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-11-28 12:19:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I sometimes like to scratch my anus and sniff my finger.
Apparently I am gay as well?
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-11-28 12:16:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No, your a perfectly normal little boy, fonzi.
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-11-28 12:15:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+ I have a friend named Alain.