Welcome To Connecticut! (977 hits)
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Submitted by Matt Maiorano (View user info) at 2006-11-28 21:00:12 EST
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Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-11-29 11:54:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate this bandwagon, because I did mine ages ago.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88351
-Dave
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2006-11-29 11:40:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
so that must mean two things.
1. you go cow tipping.
2. you have shrooms.
both of which are fun in moderation
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-11-29 11:25:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BLOWS!
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-11-29 09:53:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEY!
HEY COW!
HEY COWWWWW!
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2006-11-29 09:47:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Wallingford
Submitted by Spacegrass (user info) at 2006-11-29 09:41:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sadly, a lot of the farms in Connecticut are closing and the farmers are moving out of state. The frat boys are UConn are having to resort to rape because of the lack of cows.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-29 08:51:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha, maybe in your part.
oh wait i passed a dairy farm on the way to work... i withdraw my comment. carry on.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-11-29 08:43:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
True dat.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-11-29 08:34:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-28 21:20:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
WHY DID YOU POST THIS PICTURE OF ME?!?!
I ONLY SENT IT TO YOU BECAUSE YOU PROMISED NOT TO SHARE IT!
And Doodles - its udders, not utters.
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Curse Word, and words that sound the same, yet aren't spelled the same.
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-29 07:25:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
laughter ensued
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-29 07:18:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahaha
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2006-11-29 00:18:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-28 22:01:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
You plagiarist, http://ubersite.com/m/94523
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Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2006-11-28 23:48:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by jfreakman (user info) at 2006-11-28 23:19:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I thought Utah was the suckiest state.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-28 23:04:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Connecticut: The Titfuck State
Submitted by darien_redd (user info) at 2006-11-28 22:56:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
We live in the dullest state
Package stores all close at eight
Malls are full of optometrists
And restaurants we hate
Swimming across Lake Quassapaug
Stealing makeup, catching frogs
Cutting our feet on broken bottles
As we wade in the Shepaug
It's true for horses, cows and dogs...
Connecticut's for fucking
That's all there is to do.
I love to listen to classic rock
and have sex with you.
Doing hole shots at the mall
Writing Ozzy on a wall
Watch the corn get tall
There's nothing else to do at all.
Goin' where we always go
Doin' what we always do
Waitin' to turn into the people
We are bound to turn into.
What else do other people do?
Connecticut's for fucking
It's the Nutmeg state
If we can't afford to buy antiques
then we just copulate
Connecticut's for fucking
And Massachusetts too
I want to climb up the sleepy giant
and have sex with you.
Up in Fairfield
In Old Lyme
We're just fucking all the time.
Out in Derby
Down in Kent
We're all busy getting bent
In the Constitution State.
Connecticut's for fucking
While we're waiting to
Turn into the people
everyone here turns into.
Connecticut's for fucking.
There's nothing else to do.
I wanna listen to classic rock and have sex with you.
We all love to fuck in Connecticut.
We're all getting fucked in Connecticut.
Let's fuck!
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-28 22:01:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You plagiarist, http://ubersite.com/m/94523
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2006-11-28 21:28:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
FUNNY! FUNNY! FUNNY! FUNNY! FUNNY!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-28 21:20:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WHY DID YOU POST THIS PICTURE OF ME?!?!
I ONLY SENT IT TO YOU BECAUSE YOU PROMISED NOT TO SHARE IT!
And Doodles - its udders, not utters.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-11-28 21:07:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like to suck on cow's utters and pretend their small cocks squirting warm cum in my mouth....
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-11-28 21:04:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
That could easily be this town.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-11-28 21:02:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
you forgot all the snuck up rich people who just wish they could be in New York.
that and New Haven...what a great town that is...