"The Bastard From The Bush" (1185 hits)
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Submitted by Wazza (View user info) at 2006-11-29 04:46:11 EST
An old Australian bush poem about the bloke that comes down to Sydney from way out in the outback (the bush) for a spell and tries to mix with the "push" the local criminals that controled the rocks area and waterloo,the street scumbags....
As night was falling slowly over city town and bush
From down in Jones' alley sloped the Leader of the Push;
Then his whistle loud and piercing woke the echoes of the "rocks"
And a dozen ghouls came slouching round the corners of the blocks.
Then the Leader jerked a finger at a stranger on the curb
Whom he qualified politely with an adjective and a verb,
Then he made the introduction --"Here's a bloke in from the bush;
Fuck me blind he wants to join us and be a member of the push
\ "Why fuck ya dead ,I'm 'Foreskin Ned' The Bastard from the Bush'.
Iv'e been in every two up school from Wagga to Waterloo
Iv'e swung lax Iv'e fucked Blacks, what more could a Bastard do ?
"Are you game to smash a window ?" asked the leader of the push,
I'll knock the fuckin house down said the Bastard from the bush
"Would you knock a man down and rob him ?" said the leader of the push,
"I'd knock him down and fuck him ,"said the Bastard from the bush.
"In deed"...... "In fuckin shit".
"Would you bash a fuckin copper if you caught the cunt alone
Would you stoush a swell or chinese cunt ,slit his throat with a stone,
Would ya have a whore to keep ya ,would ya swear off work for good?"
Said The Bastard "My Kerlonial Silver Mouthed Fukin Oath I would!."
"Would you care to have a cigarette?" said the leader of the push,
"I'll take the fuckin packet <" said the Bastard from the bush,!
"Would you take a babies candy?" said the leader of the push,
"I'd take a babies maiden " said The Bastard from the bush.
So the Push-ite's all took council,saying "Fuck me but he's brave,
We'll make him our star basher,he'll live up to his name."
So they took him to their hide -out,that Bastard from the bush
And granted him all privilages appertaining to the push
But soon they found his little ways were more than they could stand,
So finally their Leader addressed his little band
"Now listen her you buggers we've caught a fuckin tarter,
At every kind of blugin this bastard is a strater.
At poker and at two up he shook our bloody rolls,
He swiped our fuckin' liquor and he's fucked our fuckin molls."
So down in Jones' alley all the members of the Push.
Laid a dark and dirty ambush for that Bastard from the bush
But against the wall of Riley's pub ,the bastard made a stand,
An ugly grin upon his face a bike chain in his hand
They fell uipon himin a bunch and one by one they fell,
With crunch of bones ,unearthlygroans,and one by one they fell,
Till the their torn and tattered leader spitting teeth and gouts of blood,
Held and ear all torn and bleeding in a hand ingrained with mud,
"You low polluted bastard," snarled the leader of the Push,
"Get back to where your type belong,that's somewhere in the bush,
And may heaps of misfortune soon tumble down on you
May some lousy harlot dose you ,till your balls turn sky blue
May the pains of windy spasms through your bowels dart,
May you shit your fucking trouses every time you try and fart.
May you take a swig of gins piss, mistaking it for beer,
May the next Push you impose yourself on, toss you out on your fucking ear!
May itching piles torment you ,may puss grow out your feet,
May crabs as big as spiders attack your balls a treat
And when your down and out and a hopless bloody wreck
May you slip back through your arshole and break your fucking neck.
User Reviews
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-12-22 06:27:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yes
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-12-15 00:55:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Not sweet, like Cartman might say: "Sweet, Wazza!"
I was just talking to you quietly, sweet Wazza. nite
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-12-15 00:48:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sweet Wazza
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-11-30 00:51:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fair dinkum.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-11-30 00:25:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
glad to see ya back cunt
how's the ankle biter and her oldies treating ya?
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2006-11-29 22:53:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No one really knows who wrote it,but at times it's attributed to Henry Lawson.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-11-29 15:11:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Glorious.
Submitted by jfreakman (user info) at 2006-11-29 13:47:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What the hell man...
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-29 07:22:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
....
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2006-11-29 07:10:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
who wrote it?
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-11-29 06:58:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2006-11-29 05:18:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How...graphic.