Welcome To Norwich (1422 hits)
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Submitted by Dervel (View user info) at 2006-11-29 05:55:45 EST
Don't walk to far from the train station.
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Submitted by Vanquish (user info) at 2009-06-02 03:19:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why spend time dwelling on such things? Is life not more complex than the drugs that you take, the ring on your finger and your material possessions? Love is life, and life is love.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-06-02 02:22:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's a pretty important number - one that lets you buy tobacco and alcohol, vote, have sex, get a job, buy a house, drive a car, get wed, retire, get a telegram from the queen...
Submitted by Vanquish (user info) at 2009-06-02 00:40:50 EDT (#)
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Orphelia, age is but a number, is it not?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-06-01 09:40:49 EDT (#)
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'young'?
There are only five other people on ubersite older than me.
who are you
Submitted by PlatinumScarecrow (user info) at 2009-06-01 08:34:05 EDT (#)
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have a 1 ya cheeky bastard.
Submitted by Vanquish (user info) at 2009-06-01 07:58:24 EDT (#)
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Fear not, young orphelia.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-06-01 04:07:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Vanquish (user info) at 2009-06-01 07:42:19 BST (#)
Ranking: -1
Still pedaling the same old crap Bart, I thought time, and old age would have wisened you more.
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oh god
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-06-01 04:04:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Vanquish (user info) at 2009-06-01 07:58:24 BST (#)
Ranking: -1
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Oh awesome, either another great alter or a new user that is a total cock.
Either way, people like this make pH such a better place
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2009-06-01 03:35:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for mentioning the place of my birth--Ipswich.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2009-06-01 03:13:23 EDT (#)
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I'll +2 this on the basis that any sub-standard town can get recognition on the basis of an internet link:
http://www.jasperfforde.com/swindon/7wonders.html
Submitted by Vanquish (user info) at 2009-06-01 02:58:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
This is worth a 0 at most; there are hundreds of posts significantly better than this. Was interesting, for around 10 seconds. Photoshop is free on the internet, MSPAINT is so Windows 95'.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2009-04-13 13:46:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome. Norwich is cool.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-02-16 07:00:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Southampton, Charlton, Watford and Plymouth are all worse than you! You just have to hope Plymouth dont sack Sturrock!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2009-02-10 07:58:54 EST (#)
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2-1 :)
i feel your pain :) :)
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-08-15 11:26:22 EDT (#)
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Cromwell was awesome btw.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-08-15 11:22:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll stick my neck out over it.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2008-08-15 11:19:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Goiters aren't necks.
Besides, I hardly think you should be sauntering about the place spouting neck based criticisms.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-08-15 11:09:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
With a fat neck
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2008-08-15 09:55:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2008-08-15 08:39:25 EDT (#)
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I am back. If only for the day.
I remain svelt, just-liberated-from-Auschwitz-boy.
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Just like old times...
Dervel is still a witless scroteless pansy
-P
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2008-08-15 08:39:25 EDT (#)
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I am back. If only for the day.
I remain svelt, just-liberated-from-Auschwitz-boy.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-08-13 12:19:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dervel has got fat.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2008-08-13 11:27:13 EDT (#)
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Why can't Dervel come back like I have. I miss him so.
-P
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-02-20 18:10:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're alive!
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2007-01-07 06:43:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-12-05 10:05:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice. Never been.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-12-04 07:46:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.fao.org/DOCREP/004/W0073F/w0073f22.jpg
Welcome to Norwich
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-12-04 07:37:29 EST (#)
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There was a clever comment below - with particular whatsit to yourself you statue wrecking ne'er do well
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-12-04 06:13:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Are you gonna do something special for your hundreth post? How about an EXTREME close up of your throat?
If you send me the file I'll use photoshop to reduce the size of your goitre.
Or would you prefer it warts and all?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-12-04 05:32:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Needs more goitres.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2006-12-04 03:51:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-12-01 15:25:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
They call it 'The Murderers' because they sell Murderers Ale there, ACCORDING TO THE SIGN ON THE FRONT OF THE FECKIN PUB.
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The beer is named after the pub, not vice versa.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-12-01 15:25:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
They call it 'The Murderers' because they sell Murderers Ale there, ACCORDING TO THE SIGN ON THE FRONT OF THE FECKIN PUB.
Submitted by phauna (user info) at 2006-11-29 19:36:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It still looks cold.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-11-29 15:43:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Most interesting by far.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-11-29 15:11:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Norman.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-11-29 14:38:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-29 12:46:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-11-29 11:38:52 EST (#)
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I hate this bandwagon, because I did mine ages ago.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88351
-Dave
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-11-29 11:33:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Norman who?
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2006-11-29 10:40:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-29 10:19:53 (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-11-29 08:16:12 (#)
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The funniest thing I've seen all bran.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-29 10:19:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-11-29 08:16:12 (#)
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The funniest thing I've seen all hour.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-11-29 09:11:38 EST (#)
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Jeez. No beer ... no opera dogs ...
-- Homer Simpson
Bart the Genius
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-11-29 08:16:12 EST (#)
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The funniest thing I've seen all day.
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-11-29 08:12:30 EST (#)
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Well done. SO much more effort than I was willing to make.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-11-29 07:35:51 EST (#)
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May as well have titled this "Welcome to *Generic British City*"
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-11-29 07:16:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I need to see Spurs and the nasty Red fucktards play, so might do that.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2006-11-29 07:09:54 EST (#)
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Beano, Oulton Broads are alright, as is Lowestoft in general.
Go to Norwich for a few hours and have a pint of Murderers ale.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-11-29 06:59:52 EST (#)
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I shall be not a million miles away fromk Norwich this weekend. Oulton Broads in fact.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2006-11-29 06:51:29 EST (#)
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You've got a keen eye there, Dave.
And I have a Biro.
Do the maths.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-11-29 06:48:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It looks kinda quaint.
Like it would be full of inbreds.
Just saying.
-Dave
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-11-29 06:42:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And I always pictured Norwich as being kind of like Manchester with a hangover
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-11-29 06:26:38 EST (#)
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As soon as I read 'don't walk too far from the train station' or similar
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2006-11-29 06:26:28 EST (#)
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Damn that Norman guy was a busy chap.
Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2006-11-29 06:10:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cow's tower got you a +2.Ilovecows.