Welcome to Central Illinois! (822 hits)
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Submitted by scourge (View user info) at 2006-11-29 10:31:03 EST
Just keep driving. You'll be glad you did.
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-05-18 12:51:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-11-29 21:18:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
it looks nice. farmers are the coolest.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2006-11-29 20:58:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
BAASTARD
GO BEARS WOO!!!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-29 20:40:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I chuckled...and wonder why anyone lives there.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-29 20:24:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Tom Waits is on The Daily Show right now.
He's 'onna sing in a minute.
Submitted by phauna (user info) at 2006-11-29 19:44:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
But I like corn.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-29 19:32:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG LIEK HUSKER DU IS SOOOO OOOOOLD
I can't do umlauts on my laptop keyoard.
Your rating is higher than mine and I have like a hundred pictures wtf.
I want a cheesesteak now.
Can you send me the new Tom Waits, song by song? Oh and the new Shins if you have it? I hate not being able to p2p. Are you even listening to me, Matt? sigh
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-11-29 18:57:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Beautiful.
I barely understand anything Orgasmatron is saying today.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-29 17:26:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
THE CD IN QUESTION IS "NEW DAY RISING."
TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT, PICKLESMOOCHER.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-29 16:39:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-11-29 16:11:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahaha.
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I didn't know Lisa gave +2s...
this can only mean that she is in love with me. finally, my feelings for her are no longer unrequited.
Thorns: you're talking about a holiday weekend. try blowing by Spfld on Labor Day weekend. it's fucking horrific then. roadblocks left and right. rolling up on one of those right after you smoiked a joint is fun.
But, yeah, you do have to slow down around Spfld. I don't take that into my account because I'm leaving from here. Going north you have to slow at Bloomington, same thing as going south. once i'm past Pontiac i disregard the speed limit altogether slow down only when something solid and bigger than me is in the way. when i see the Will County sign i put on a crash helmet, do that little cross your chest thing that Catholics do, turn the stereo up all the way, and mash the gas pedal to the floor.
i'm not even Catholic
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-11-29 16:14:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-29 14:51:35 (#)
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Thorns: i drive like a bat out of hell. what route do you take? 29 to 55? just watch out around that litchfield exit, because po-po always sits right there, and you can barrel down 55 at about 90 mph. that's nothing though, 74 between Bloomington and Champaign is virtually cop free at all times. once running late this election season i happened to come across a cop on that stretch, doing 95, and he didn't even look twice. there is basically no speed limit through there. same thing between Champaign and Danville.
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You've GOT to be fucking kidding me...I saw no less than ten squad cars between the Springfield city limits on the day before Thanksgiving, and half of them were busting handing out tickets as I drove by...the others were lined up on the ramps just WAITING to catch someone. Plus there's the prick on the chopper that stands in the median just about four miles past the state police academy and likes to pick off all the people that *thought* they were okay to start speeding again after going past Stevenson exit.
The days before and after holidays are brutal around Springfield for speeders, no? Makes Peoria look like the Autobahn.
But, come think of it, yeah, once I'm past mile marker 84 on 55 southbound, it's pretty much po-free up until Litchfield, as you say. My usual route though? Local roads to 155 to 55.
Have you been up here in P-Town since they've finished the I-74 rework project (just about, anyway)? It's niiiiiice....especially the downtown interchanges. Come up sometime for a brewskie.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-11-29 16:11:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahaha.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-29 16:10:27 EST (#)
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oh...don't worry, you will
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-29 16:02:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEY I WANNA SEE THE TRIPLE DICKLE DONG WANG OR WHATEVER
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-11-29 15:59:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by jfreakman (user info) at 2006-11-29 15:58:54 EST (#)
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I have friends who live in Chicago. I must visit them soon.
I hate that town, but I like the nightlife.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-29 15:52:49 EST (#)
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I'LL SEE YOUR TRIPLE DICKLE DOG WANG, THE NOONIE SLOSH TRAIL, THE ANAL BLEACHING, THE TWO TOSSED SALADS AND TIGERLILLY'S LEG
WHAT'S MORE I SHALL RAISE YOU EIGHT FARTHINGS, A BLUMPKIN AND A HUSKER DU CD.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-29 14:51:35 EST (#)
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Thorns: i drive like a bat out of hell. what route do you take? 29 to 55? just watch out around that litchfield exit, because po-po always sits right there, and you can barrel down 55 at about 90 mph. that's nothing though, 74 between Bloomington and Champaign is virtually cop free at all times. once running late this election season i happened to come across a cop on that stretch, doing 95, and he didn't even look twice. there is basically no speed limit through there. same thing between Champaign and Danville.
Freakman: i split my time between Springfield and Chicago.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-11-29 14:51:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Farmers feed the world.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-11-29 14:36:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-29 12:35:02 (#)
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The nicest thing about living in Springfield, Illinois? Chicago is only a 2.5 hour drive away.
The second best? St. Louis is only a little over an hour away.
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Jeezum crow, it only takes you an hour to get to St. Louis from Springfield? How fast are you driving, bro? Always takes me at least an hour and a half...
Submitted by sw3953 (user info) at 2006-11-29 14:12:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Simply because corn is beautiful, and it pays the bills.
Submitted by jfreakman (user info) at 2006-11-29 13:44:15 EST (#)
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Where do you live in central IL?
I live in Southern IL....
We should drink and play horseshoes together, cause that's about all that's here.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-29 13:27:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'LL SEE YOUR TRIPLE DICKLE DOG WANG AND YOUR NOONIE SLOSH TRAIL AND RAISE YOU AN ANAL BLEACHING
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-11-29 13:25:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome. Pure shit man.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-29 13:16:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
TRIPLE DICKLE DOG WANG
Submitted by cstick3 (user info) at 2006-11-29 13:11:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
got me
Submitted by BadSamaritan87 (user info) at 2006-11-29 13:08:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is true.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-29 12:53:26 EST (#)
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Needs more scourge.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-29 12:35:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-29 12:24:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
THAT'S IOWA!!!
you're wrong.
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It's also Kansas, Nebraska, Indiana, Missouri and a few other states as well. But yeah, Iowa is the worst of the bunch.
I live in a town of about 115K, so it's not all that horrid, but still...
The nicest thing about living in Springfield, Illinois? Chicago is only a 2.5 hour drive away.
The second best? St. Louis is only a little over an hour away.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-29 12:24:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
THAT'S IOWA!!!
you're wrong.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-29 11:57:45 EST (#)
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WANG
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2006-11-29 11:34:01 EST (#)
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this made me laugh, go matty!
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-11-29 11:32:23 EST (#)
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I hate this bandwagon, because I did mine ages ago.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88351
-Dave
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-11-29 11:30:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHA!
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-11-29 11:25:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Funny.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-11-29 11:09:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha
yay!
Submitted by beauxjizzle (user info) at 2006-11-29 11:00:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
probably the most humorous of this entire bandwagon
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-11-29 10:51:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice!
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-29 10:50:32 EST (#)
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how pretty. let's hope it'll be all flats(apartments)in a couple of years
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-29 10:42:20 EST (#)
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Yeah right. LIKE I HAVE ANY PUBES RIGHT NOW!
Pubes.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-29 10:38:33 EST (#)
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I've got some pubes handy in case any of you ladies want an "Abe Lincoln" of your own.
You know, to be topical and stuff.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-29 10:33:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Matt makes my socks wet with dripping excitement.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-11-29 10:32:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't whether to laugh or cry on the truth of that statement.