Welcome to NEW YORK! (734 hits)
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Submitted by McLegs (View user info) at 2006-11-29 11:02:20 EST
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-03-02 14:05:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I haven't been to NYC since junior high. Really need to make it out to the East Coast sometime again before I die.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-12-01 19:23:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
POSLIED BALLS
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-12-01 10:25:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
awesome
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-11-29 21:34:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
drunk girls on the sidewalk passed out makes my cock harder'n chinese algebra.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-11-29 21:27:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
nyc /= america
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-29 20:42:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If I'm an "old homo", than why'd you blow me? Sympathy?
That's fine by me.
Submitted by phauna (user info) at 2006-11-29 19:49:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll go there once.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-11-29 19:19:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I dunno Legs...
Submitted by Joe_all_night_long (user info) at 2006-11-29 18:40:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
+2 loved that city
-1 didn't really love Coney Island
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-11-29 16:02:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-11-29 14:10:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This could easily be 400 pages longer.
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2006-11-29 13:01:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-11-29 12:53:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-29 12:35:36 (#)
Ranking: 0
You're an idiot.
I love the Village - St. Mark's and Astor Place are vibrant - and CBGB's should be a United States Historical Landmark.
They can take the fucking Lincoln Memorial off the registre if they have to, to include CBGB's.
Doesn't matter anyway...this dumbass city closed down CB's a month ago so Hilly is going to try and open one in Vegas.
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You're an idiot
An old one
With an egg shaped head
Who looks like Freddy Kruger
I have my opinion, you have yours
shut the fuck up
and stay off my goddamn posts, you old homo! =P
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-11-29 12:42:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-29 12:35:36 (#)
Ranking: 0
You're an idiot.
I love the Village - St. Mark's and Astor Place are vibrant - and CBGB's should be a United States Historical Landmark.
They can take the fucking Lincoln Memorial off the registre if they have to, to include CBGB's.
Doesn't matter anyway...this dumbass city closed down CB's a month ago so Hilly is going to try and open one in Vegas.
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Has that place had any good music in the last ten years?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-29 12:35:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You're an idiot.
I love the Village - St. Mark's and Astor Place are vibrant - and CBGB's should be a United States Historical Landmark.
They can take the fucking Lincoln Memorial off the registre if they have to, to include CBGB's.
Doesn't matter anyway...this dumbass city closed down CB's a month ago so Hilly is going to try and open one in Vegas.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-11-29 12:34:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My woman always drags me there and I never have enough time to get my holy water, steal toe boots, and sledgehammer together to fight all the fucking zombies in the godamn subways!
What a fucking shithole.
On the plus side I ate at the boathouse in central park this weekend, view sucked, food was over priced but I saw a cop rough up some filthy bum who was bugging people.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-29 12:17:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahaha. my favorite part about nyc are mapquest directions to manhattan. i like how they tell you to get off of 95 and then get back on it after twisting around a few streets instead of just staying on it and moving a lane over.
and of course all the local signs for 95 are huge, by that i mean, only visible walking 5mph on certain sides of the road in broad daylight with no inclement weather. thank god for homeless people.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-29 12:01:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i love new york.
i'm gonna live there one day.
then you'll have another landmark.
my dome.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-11-29 11:51:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
its not lukemia, dipshit
its AIDS
i told you that before you raped me, but you didn't want to listen
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-29 11:49:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
After banging the grease trap out your snatch, who wouldn't need to see a psychiatrist? For fuck's sake, I can't even eat fast food after I smelled the raunchy clam you maintain. Anyway, you know I love you.
How's the leukemia, by the way?
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-11-29 11:47:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-29 11:43:16 (#)
Ranking: 0
How can you have a "Welcome to New York" post without a picture of the East Village, CBGB's and Yankee Stadium?
PS. Show me your box.
Again.
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fuck all three of those places
cuz i hate the yankees and all new york teams
east village is overrated
and cbgb's sucks
here's my pussy...i mean box...ah shit, i mean both i guess
http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f112/BKClavery/mybox.jpg
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-29 11:46:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
He's an idiot. Concentrate on Shlongy instead.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-11-29 11:44:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
this is getting a little out of hand. have u been taking your meds lately??
remember when ur psychiatrist said it was unhealthy to imagine all these sexual trysts? let's take it down a notch simey, i don't want you having an emo breakdown again. i worry about you, sweetheart.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-29 11:43:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
How can you have a "Welcome to New York" post without a picture of the East Village, CBGB's and Yankee Stadium?
PS. Show me your box.
Again.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-29 11:41:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
There's no cumbacks with you anyway, sweetheart, you always ask for it on your face or in the hair, remember?
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2006-11-29 11:40:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was all set to do the sinatra then I saw the file name and thought better of it
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-11-29 11:38:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
that was the worst comeback ever
you've lost it, simon
ill make the arrangements for the funeral
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-29 11:37:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How can I not leave hidden messages when you told me that you would take your teeth out to give me a gummer? Huh? You told me that you liked to get picked up like a six pack, or a bowling just for shits and giggles.
You are the cummiest cumster cum on cumming st. around the corner from cummies like yourself, you cummy cum.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-11-29 11:34:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good stuff.
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2006-11-29 11:33:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
go bandwagon WOOOO!
i must go again to NY soon.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-11-29 11:27:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 'cos I really want to go back there.
-Dave
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-11-29 11:23:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
isn't it ironic?
seems like i need to make another trip to the iron plant
you sir, are fucking fuck with a face full of fuck
and you leave the hidden messages, not me
vain prick
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-29 11:22:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This could have been better if your anus wasn't like leather. For fucks' sake, do you always think of me when you are making a post or is just irony?
You have labia ears and dildo lips.
You are fucking fuck fucker.
Turd Smasher.
*Mandatory emoticon*
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-11-29 11:21:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-29 11:16:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-11-29 11:08:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
This was really good, but I'm starting to get a bit tired of this bandwagon. Mainly because I live in a shithole, and I'm not going to do one about my home town.
Good job though.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-11-29 11:13:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
no nitty, i think you is grasping for straw straws
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-11-29 11:08:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Does anyone else find it ironic that Tiger was the first person to review a post by McLegs?
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-11-29 11:08:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was really good, but I'm starting to get a bit tired of this bandwagon. Mainly because I live in a shithole, and I'm not going to do one about my home town.
Good job though.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-29 11:07:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
nice one, Legs
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-11-29 11:06:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-11-29 11:04:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuckin' A!