WHAM! Bad Driving (250 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: -1.66 on 14 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Roy Lichtenstein <uberstein80.at.cooltoad.com> (View user info) at 2006-11-29 11:48:03 EST
Ok, so I know we've all been there -- you're driving down a main road then -- WHAM! Some idiot cuts your off pulling from a side street. Now this could really piss you off. It does me, but thats because I'm from New York and road rage is second nature to me.
My favorite scenario is when you're attempting to make a left hand turn onto a two lane road [and there's a outlet across the street] you go to make your turn and -- WHAM! Some nimrod made a right turn from that outlet across the way into YOUR'RE lane. I don't know how other state's DMV books read but I know in NY it states that when making a turn you enter the lane you're coming from. People are just too lazy now a days. If I had a nickle for every reckless driver I see - in a day I would be a freaking millionaire.
I've driven in LA, NY, and all over Texas quite frequently, and it NEVER ceases to amaze me. It never ceases to amaze me how dumb America has gotten on the road.
I cynically thank the creators of blue tooth technology. It hasn't helped the idiotic cell phone drivers drive any better! Everywhere I look in traffic [whether it's rush hour or morning commute] i see freaking all sorts of nobodies chatting away on the cell. You know I heard somwhere that 40% of ALL cell phone calls are pointless. . .I believe them. Leave the small talk to another place, another time. When you get behind a motor vehicle drive!
Oh, and another thing, thanks to researches cars have been upgraded to having directional lights and rear view mirrors -- USE THEM! I don't know how many times when I'm on a freeway, highway, or biway that I get cut off because some fool decides to swing over into my lane without checking their rear view mirrors OR using their turn sugnals. WHAM!
We share the road people, let's be considerate of others. We'll be able to travel more smoothly if we all just use what's around us -- AND THAT'S EXCLUDING THE FREAKING CELL PHONES TALKING TINA'S AND TOM'S! I'm not trying to be sappy, but serious. If you don't want to foot a costly bill to repair your car [like the cheap sack of shit I know you are] THEN BE A CONSCIENTIOUS DRIVER! If you're going to be lazy, be SMART LAZY. Slack off when it effects YOU the most. Because when you slack off and it effects motorists -- WHAM! Be prepared for some neighborhood friendly road rage.
P.S. - if you have any tales to give me put them in your comments please. Then next time you drive remember how bad driving pisses you off. I don't condone road rage; however, poor drivers need to be corrected. USE YOUR HORN, that ought to put the sense back into those dumbasses. WHAM!
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Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-11-29 15:17:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Most of the Überers don't have a license yet but thanx for the warning.
WHAM! BAM! THANK YOU MAM!
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-29 12:25:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-11-29 11:53:23 (#)
Ranking: -2
I thought this would be a joke about a WHAM! member dying in a fatal car crash :(
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Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-11-29 12:21:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Well not dismembered.... just seperated. it's not like they got seperated limb from limb...unless YOU SICK MOTHER FUCKER WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO WHAM?!!?
10 min till work is over
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-29 12:15:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Do WHAM and CRUMPLE go together?
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2006-11-29 12:09:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
And a -2 because you write like an advert. Look away, people, please.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2006-11-29 12:09:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Anything that's shared , will be fucked up by noobs. It's just natural . Poor us .
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Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-11-29 11:53:23 (#)
Ranking: -2
I thought this would be a joke about a WHAM! member dying in a fatal car crash :(
Wham got dismembered a long time ago .
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2006-11-29 12:09:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 Because you gave yourself +2. I'm not saying it.
Ah, hell. WHAM!
Submitted by RoytheJoy (user info) at 2006-11-29 12:06:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey St. Jimmy, it takes a bad writer to know one. Your articles suck! How about you stop spamming and start making some better articles? Chump.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2006-11-29 11:58:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by RoytheJoy (user info) at 2006-11-29 11:57:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Why is this not worth bothering? You must be the A holes that love to get your drivers licenses' out of a freaking cracker jack box!
Submitted by RoytheJoy (user info) at 2006-11-29 11:54:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-11-29 11:53:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I thought this would be a joke about a WHAM! member dying in a fatal car crash :(
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-29 11:51:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2006-11-29 11:50:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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