Welcome to Liverpool (915 hits)
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Submitted by Apollo (View user info) at 2006-11-29 11:58:57 EST
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Submitted by ikari_shinji (user info) at 2007-06-25 02:12:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck off and die.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2007-01-22 10:23:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Bill Shankly was a great manager but just as good a player. He used to play for my beloved Preston North End and we have a stand named after him with his face made up from different coloured seats.
http://www.shankly.com/preston.htm
Im in Scotland at the moment and the guy I live with (a 50yr old scotsman) calls people from Liverpool 'car thieving bastards', my dad calls scousers 'the scum of the earth and my mate doesnt go to Liverpool in case he gets assaulted.
Says it all really.....
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-12-06 15:30:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-12-01 07:27:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is the bloke in the green check shirt in the riot photo being blown up into the air?!
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2006-12-01 07:23:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-29 13:09:02 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-11-29 12:34:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
Why bother skimming over almost a thousand years of history and just go right to the football?""
because liverpool = football.
it's all anyone cares about. seriously.
it is like a fundementalist religion.
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He's right you know. I blindly ambled into a pub during the last Derby and saw it was split directly in twain with the reds and the blues shooting real life eye lasers at each other. They stopped only when they noticed my black and white (non football affiliated) scarf and as one, sent me flying on my arse back out into the rain. Eye lasers hurt.
+2 because I miss it up there. 2 weeks until I'm back home.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-11-30 19:15:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i feel like i've been punched in the guts
driving in the car the news came over radio: england team unchanged, monty not it
i hope that fucking james anderson proves me wrong
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-30 09:36:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-11-29 21:35:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
looks nice. would be better if you replaced the football with HOCKEY!
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rugby would've been even better
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-11-30 04:45:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Chelsea do not buy it. They earn it, via their incredible wealth
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2006-11-30 04:41:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Some people can only dream of their team being average in the premier league.
Not me, obviously. You don't need to dream when you can live in the past.
I was refering to teams like Newcastle.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2006-11-30 04:08:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice place.
You don't have to mention the slavery thing anymore though. Some twat apologised on our behalf for it the other day so it's all forgotten now. Thank god for that as it was keeping me awake at nights.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-11-29 21:51:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-11-29 16:27:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
Soccer has been played in the US far longer than the 60's.
The rest seems right.
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Professionally, only since '68. Technically I suppose you could go back to colonial times, because I'm almost 100% that we played some kind of footie back then; if that is the case then 'soccer' pre-dates 'football' by about 200 years.
The sport of soccer may be ancient, but I reckon it was properly, fully introduced in the 60's, mainly because of the World Cup in '66.
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The first "football" matches in the US were closer to soccer, when they started having games between colleges it morphed over time into what we call football today.
You are right about pro leagues but soccer has always been around at smaller levels..
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-11-29 21:47:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Like I give a fuck about anything besides this beautiful country of red, white, and blue. God bless chili cheese fries.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-11-29 21:35:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
looks nice. would be better if you replaced the football with HOCKEY!
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-11-29 21:33:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh yes, this one is much better.
Why do you always attack me as if I just fist-fucked your mom in front of you? I've never done anything to you other than defend myself time after time. Nobody else has a problem with me just existing on this site, except you. Or that's the way it seems. I wouldn't care, other than you come at me in my reviews like I did something personal to you.
Did you not understand that I was saying that as a joke in my post? I couldn't care less if this bandwagon went on for 50 years. Why would I make a point to say that the bandwagon was "out of hand" then post my own if it wasn't meant to be a joke?
Yeah, it was a crap post, but so are all the rest of this chain of crap bandwagon. Yours included. It certainly didn't deserve a -2 followed by personal insults. That's ridiculous.
If you're going to use my first pregnancy (which is a happy thing for me, by the way) as a weapon against me, it won't work. It's not a dirty thing, it wasn't with some stranger, and it's not unwanted, so you can screw off about that.
I sort of feel bad for you. How old are you? You're acting like a bully made fun of your hair and you're attacking him any way you can. Jesus Christ, I wish I could just slap the living shit out of you.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2006-11-29 20:56:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Berty Mee said to Bill Shankly:
"Have you heard of the North Bank Highbury?"
Shanks said "No, I don't think so
But i've heard of the Firhill Aggro"
Nanananananananananana...
We are the Firhill Aggro!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-29 20:44:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Aren't "The Monkees" from Liverpool?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-29 20:41:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-11-29 17:35:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck, 90 minutes? And we're a goal down? Better bang one in from 45 yards. """
GET IN!!!!!!!1
YOU BEEEEAUTY!!
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-11-29 20:32:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
this is actually... informative
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-11-29 20:21:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-11-29 18:53:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, I get it. No, I wasn't talking about the Bolton v Chelsea game. I was referring to the FA Cup final where Gerrard banged the equaliser on 90 mins.
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Gotcha. phauna, you're fucking retarded. A world without 'soccer' is a world without sunshine.
Submitted by phauna (user info) at 2006-11-29 20:04:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Needs less soccer.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-11-29 18:55:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-29 13:38:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
you forgot the MURDEROUS CREATURES.
Only an Aussie could say there is nothing special about Bondi beach.
FUCKING LOOK AT IT.
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dude, if you come here ill show you some good beaches. (and thats just in sydney.)
bondi is a polluted, crowded, overpriced muckhole.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-11-29 18:53:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, I get it. No, I wasn't talking about the Bolton v Chelsea game. I was referring to the FA Cup final where Gerrard banged the equaliser on 90 mins.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-11-29 18:49:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-11-29 17:42:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-11-29 17:35:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck, 90 minutes? And we're a goal down? Better bang one in from 45 yards.
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WTF? Are you a Bolton fan?
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Ahahaha what?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-11-29 17:42:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-11-29 17:35:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck, 90 minutes? And we're a goal down? Better bang one in from 45 yards.
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WTF? Are you a Bolton fan?
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-11-29 17:35:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck, 90 minutes? And we're a goal down? Better bang one in from 45 yards.
Submitted by Joe_all_night_long (user info) at 2006-11-29 16:55:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I liked this collection. I think it showed respect and a sincere fondness for your hometown.
Scouser, liverpuddlian(sp?), scumbag: which offends you the least?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-11-29 16:27:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Soccer has been played in the US far longer than the 60's.
The rest seems right.
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Professionally, only since '68. Technically I suppose you could go back to colonial times, because I'm almost 100% that we played some kind of footie back then; if that is the case then 'soccer' pre-dates 'football' by about 200 years.
The sport of soccer may be ancient, but I reckon it was properly, fully introduced in the 60's, mainly because of the World Cup in '66.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-11-29 16:03:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-11-29 15:56:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-11-29 15:38:42 (#)
Ranking: 0
There is no reason to call it soccer. Weren't the brits playing it and calling it "football" before the term "soccer" was even coined?
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Funnily enough, we invented both 'soccer' and American football (it's basically rugby, only with forward passing). European football, soccer, was first introduced to the United States in the late 60's, but American football started around 1880. Hence, a daft name for a sport played with your feet, and an even dafter one for a sport played with hands.
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Soccer has been played in the US far longer than the 60's.
The rest seems right.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-11-29 15:38:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
There is no reason to call it soccer. Weren't the brits playing it and calling it "football" before the term "soccer" was even coined?
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Funnily enough, we invented both 'soccer' and American football (it's basically rugby, only with forward passing). European football, soccer, was first introduced to the United States in the late 60's, but American football started around 1880. Hence, a daft name for a sport played with your feet, and an even dafter one for a sport played with hands.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-29 15:27:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-11-29 14:35:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-29 14:17:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by combatwombat (user info) at 2006-11-29 12:58:06 (#)
Ranking: -2
SOCCER SOCCER SOCCER MOTHERFUCKING SOCCER!!!!!!!!!
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you kick a ball with your foot. give 1 good reason for it being called soccer
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There is no reason to call it soccer. Weren't the brits playing it and calling it "football" before the term "soccer" was even coined?
Americans need to stop trying to tell the English how to spell and speak. I'm an American and even I think it's idiotic.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-11-29 14:33:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Soccer.
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-29 14:17:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by combatwombat (user info) at 2006-11-29 12:58:06 (#)
Ranking: -2
SOCCER SOCCER SOCCER MOTHERFUCKING SOCCER!!!!!!!!!
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you kick a ball with your foot. give 1 good reason for it being called soccer
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-11-29 14:08:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You Scouse cunts are the Culture City in England or whatever for 2008, so I can't in good faith give this a positive rating since you beat a far superior city. The Toon. Still, the F.A. cup final this year was one of the best ever, so you get +1.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-11-29 13:51:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-29 13:32:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
* i have made up those viewing figures but it wouldn't surprise me
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-11-29 13:13:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-29 13:09:02 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-11-29 12:34:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
Why bother skimming over almost a thousand years of history and just go right to the football?""
because liverpool = football.
it's all anyone cares about. seriously.
it is like a fundementalist religion.
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This is true.
But you still haven't explained the asterisk.
-Dave
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-29 13:09:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-11-29 12:34:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
Why bother skimming over almost a thousand years of history and just go right to the football?""
because liverpool = football.
it's all anyone cares about. seriously.
it is like a fundementalist religion.
Submitted by combatwombat (user info) at 2006-11-29 12:58:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
SOCCER SOCCER SOCCER MOTHERFUCKING SOCCER!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-11-29 12:39:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Because those soccer players have the name of a beer on their shirts not the name of their team.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-11-29 12:34:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Why bother skimming over almost a thousand years of history and just go right to the football?
And don't point that rolled-up newspaper at my leg, I know what's gonna come out of it.
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2006-11-29 12:24:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i take it your a football fan
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-29 12:22:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
SOCCER.
Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2006-11-29 12:20:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Bill Shankley: He made the people happy."
That may be the best thing anyone has ever put on a statue.
Submitted by beauxjizzle (user info) at 2006-11-29 12:19:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
too many u's.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-29 12:18:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Okay, Liam and Oasis made me laugh.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-11-29 12:16:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate this bandwagon, because I did mine ages ago.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88351
Also as Mr Scourge said, "Explain your Astrisk.".
-Dave
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2006-11-29 12:15:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I wanted to do one on Welwyn Garden City but I don't think "The Howard Centre" and "Aleesha from Mysteeq's old house" are real landmarks.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-11-29 12:14:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
*that man* not *those men*
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-11-29 12:08:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I know nothing of your football (or anyone's football, really) but those men holding the trophies are hawt. I bet they have nice calves.
Mmmm... calves.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-29 12:05:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
explain your asterisk
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-11-29 12:04:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Gallagay looks like an old lady!
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-11-29 12:03:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2006-11-29 12:01:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"Liam Gallagher" made me smile.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-11-29 12:00:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
fuck you, balloon head