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Keep a Worthless Sack Of Shit Occupied (361 hits)

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Rating: -0.53 on 14 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Roy Lichtenstein <uberstein80.at.cooltoad.com> (View user info) at 2006-11-29 12:40:08 EST


1. Go to Work.

2. Find a Computer.

3. Logon to Ubersite.

4. Read my Posts.


Thats exactly what most of you did. congratulations. Now get to work!


As for those of you loners on a PC at home. . .Find a life.

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User Reviews


Submitted by LongestPants (user info) at 2006-11-29 18:13:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

True.

Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-11-29 17:16:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

epic failure.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-11-29 16:43:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Sigh.

Submitted by jfreakman (user info) at 2006-11-29 16:01:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

eat smelly cheese.
drink poisonous toad feces.
buy a scented candle.
watch "the View."


Title: Things I would rather do than read this post.

Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2006-11-29 13:12:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

One post per day, fuckin' nOOb!
Now go retal -2 all my old posts, again.
Tool.

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-11-29 13:10:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2006-11-29 12:41:41 (#)
Ranking: 2

B@W

Submitted by cstick3 (user info) at 2006-11-29 13:07:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-11-29 13:02:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I am in a hitwhoring kind of mood.

Your first post may have been excellent, I didn't get round to reading it, but you chose a day when a bandwagon was happening.

TOUGH SHIT.

We all got the shit when we signed up.

Deal.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/88351

-Dave



Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2006-11-29 12:58:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-11-29 12:56:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I actually enjoyed this. It has passed.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-29 12:44:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

i have a hunch that this guy won't be around for long

Submitted by beauxjizzle (user info) at 2006-11-29 12:43:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2


better luck next time

Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2006-11-29 12:41:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

B@W

Submitted by RoytheJoy (user info) at 2006-11-29 12:40:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Don't bother with this post. Too late you already have.


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