Welcome To Detroit (480 hits)
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Submitted by Tyrell (View user info) at 2006-11-29 14:16:32 EST
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-12-06 15:33:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck you nigger
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-11-29 21:44:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
thats some mighty fine ms paint work for a brotha from the street.
i haven't been around in a while, but this guy's an alter, right?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-29 20:55:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Can I trade my timeshare for a week in Detroit?
I must have missed these glamorous highlights my last visit to Detroit for some A's-Tigers games.
Submitted by peckerhead (user info) at 2006-11-29 20:47:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Being born and raised in Detroit
There aint nothin that you won't see
The streets are filled with bad goings on
and you know that's no place to be."
-lyric from "Gimme your Money Please" by Bachman Turner Overdrive (B.T.O.)
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I think if I got hired on in Detroit -- for just about any job -- I'd be putting in for danger pay in less than a week. +2 for still being alive
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-11-29 20:19:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i had creme brulee this evening. it was so fucking good.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-11-29 19:59:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow this is really weird.
The other day during lunch I was talking with a friend about terrible cities. I said Detroit was the worst city in the country but she said St. Louis is.
That sounded better in my head.
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-11-29 19:53:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is one of my favorites of the bandwagon.
And who compared this to Akron, OH?
TheSpook, Akron is a classy ho, not a crack ho.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-11-29 18:51:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I love Detroit.
Submitted by mr-bee (user info) at 2006-11-29 16:57:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-11-29 14:20:21 (#)
Ranking: 1
I went to Detroit for a couple weeks. It wasn't that terrifying. Try walking up and down Sauchiehall Street singing religious songs on a Saturday night in Glasgow. That's real fear.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-11-29 16:12:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
geez. good thing I didnt move a few years back.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-11-29 16:07:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-11-29 16:04:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*makes mental note to avoid visiting*
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-29 16:00:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
mmmm... creme brulee and a vanilla latte.
HEY! ARE THOSE RACIST REMARKS!?!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-29 15:59:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
dude.
move.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-11-29 15:52:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What a classy looking place.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-29 15:31:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
and:
Go Cardinals
hahaha detroit
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-29 15:30:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahahaha
st. louis only took #1 from you guys is because our scum from the metro east area is jumping the mississippi river to live in st. louis
i was sitting next to a guy in a car in east st. louis when he got shot in the chest three times. took a wrong turn and hit the end of a cul de sac. go to turn around and have a piece of ghetto trash run up and start unloading into the car. a the girl in the backseat took one in the shoulder.
my buddy smoked a joint on the way to the hospital. kids in the ghetto need to learn to shoot. all they managed to do was collapse on of his lungs.
cops never found the kid who did it. we have no idea why he did it other than that he was a breathing piece of garbage.
i emerged unscathed. probably because if there is a god he loves me more than all other people.
Submitted by sweetcheebs (user info) at 2006-11-29 15:29:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-11-29 15:18:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
West side of Baltimore makes this place look like candyland.
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I'm from Baltimore, Detroit is shittier.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-11-29 15:20:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You missed the random piles of trash in vacant lots, and the empty, decaying industrial sectors <a personal favorite> but beyond that it's about as accurate as you can get.
Welcome to Detroit.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-11-29 15:18:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
West side of Baltimore makes this place look like candyland.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-11-29 15:04:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
313 nigga what.
what?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-29 14:58:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You didn't tell us there was going to be a camwhore.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-11-29 14:55:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
The only thing that makes Native Reservations better is the lack of illegals.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-11-29 14:40:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fo shizzle.
Submitted by PizzaEagle (user info) at 2006-11-29 14:39:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I feel you, brother. I also am of the streets.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-11-29 14:39:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
With all that crack it gives the term Detroit Rock City a whole new meaning to me.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-11-29 14:36:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
shennanigans, black people can't use computers!!
Plus why would you leave out all the fine work the great local govt in Detroit is doing banning foi gras (sp?) and trans-fat is way more important than solving the myriad of social and economic problems plaguing the city.
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2006-11-29 14:35:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Poverty is pretty funny.
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2006-11-29 14:31:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-11-29 14:23:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
Looks suprisingly like Akron, OH.
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and Binghamton, N.Y.
Submitted by beauxjizzle (user info) at 2006-11-29 14:30:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Eminem
ICP
The lack of these 2 things earns you a +1. -2 because this shit is old and tired.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-11-29 14:23:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Looks suprisingly like Akron, OH.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-11-29 14:20:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahaha
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-11-29 14:20:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I went to Detroit for a couple weeks. It wasn't that terrifying. Try walking up and down Sauchiehall Street singing religious songs on a Saturday night in Glasgow. That's real fear.