Oh Glorious Glory Hole! (80195 hits)
Category: RomanceLabels: b.at.w
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Submitted by DonovanMD (View user info) at 2006-11-29 16:44:08 EST
Kids are so curious by nature. They're excited about anything they haven't seen or tried before, there's nothing like the precious glow on a child's face when they learn to ride a bike without training wheels or tie their shoes. As they get older that inexhaustible curiosity usually turns to other things. Like sports and masturbation and video games. At least with boys. I don't know what girls are interested in at that age. If I did I'd have probably spent less time masturbating as a teenager.
Instead I spent most of my weekends watching TV in my room with one hand on the remote and the other adjusting the antenna, literally and figuratively, the best I could hope for on that old monochrome piece of shit was some flashes of nudity on the local access channel. And boy did I search for it. I was addicted to masturbation as a kid; at thirteen I must have been doing it three or four times a day. Sometimes I would hold off for a week and then see how many times I could do it one day. My material of choice was the lingerie catalogues my mom left lying around the house. Every month I was waiting for my mom to toss it in the recycling bin or leave it lying next to her bed while she was at work so I could snag it and creep off to my bedroom.
By the 10th of every month I knew who my favorite models were in that issue and which pictures turned my crank the most. I'd always end on one of my favorites. I've fucked all of those models in my mind a thousand times. This was way before the internet gave every twelve year old access to a life times supply of every porn imaginable; gay porn, bisexual porn, double penetration porn, tranny porn, scat porn, sex with animals, interracial sex, group sex, old people sex, exhibitionist sex, dominatrix sex, bukkake, and any number of other weird fetishes people got off too. Chances are if you're into something weird or perverse there's already a hundred websites and message boards on the web dedicated to you blowing your load. But when I was a kid we didn't have that at the click of a finger.
When my mom left us her subscription kept coming for years afterwards. I was thirteen and one day she said she was going out for smokes and never came back. My older sister and I waited for three weeks before reporting it to the police. My mother had never really been what you would call reliable; she'd been known to go off on her own like that, leaving us to fend for ourselves. That usually meant me fending for myself, my sister was nineteen and spent her days working crappy jobs or collecting welfare and her nights fucking different guys. We didn't have much else for family and we lived in my grandparents dilapidated old house, when grandma had died mom and us had moved in and when she took off we stayed there.
I was still attending school, not really because I had too or at anyone's insistence but because I didn't really know what else to do. And I liked school. I'd always wanted to be a lawyer or a judge, and at that time I was too stupid to realize it takes more than ambition and a go get em attitude to pay for law school.
When I was fifteen my best friend at the time was a guy named Laurence. I remember one afternoon watching TV at his place when he pulled me upstairs to his bedroom closet and told me about a great new way to get off. Fifteen is the perfect age for talking about sex and masturbation with your friends. You're old enough to know how to do it and still not mature enough to feel uncomfortable talking to your buddies about perfecting your technique. He told me the key to a great mind blowing orgasm is restricting the airflow to the brain while you're working up to it, then letting go right as you blow.
Laurence hung himself in his closet while jacking off one Saturday night. His parents said it was just a normal suicide, but what do you expect them to say? That they found their son hanging in his closet with his pants down and his dick hanging out the flap in his boxer shorts, with a Playboy open to the center fold on the floor below him? How do you explain that to the paramedics? I imagined his parents cleaning up Laurence's mess and pulling pants on their dead son before hand. Or at least I assume, because at the funeral after "drawing" and "football", there was no mention of Laurence's love of getting his rocks off with an extension cord around his neck in his closet. Not exactly words to remember someone by.
In high school I made friends with a guy named Scott who, among other things, introduced me to the Glory Hole at Lucy's truck stop just outside of town. Apparently he'd heard about it from a guy in school, and had gone one weekend. He recommended I go and check it out myself.
A Glory Hole is a hole cut into the wall of a bathroom stall shared with the stall next to it where a guy sticks his cock in and gets it blown by who evers inside. I'd never even heard of one until Scott explained it. Apparently it was a sort of fetish some people were into. He said there were glory hole parties at swingers clubs, and strangers would stick their tackle through holes for strangers to play with. He said that every Saturday at midnight you could get your knob shined by the woman at Lucy's truck stop for twenty bucks. The drill was you slid the money inside, followed by your tackle, and she blows you for ten minutes. Scott explained that the men's room had two stalls, she sat in the one near the wall and you went into the one next to it. He said you never see who it is, but that he was pretty sure it was a woman. And that whoever this Lucy was she gave great head.
The next weekend I was on the bus to the truck stop. I wasn't sure I was going to go through with it, and I was going to make sure it wasn't a dude. But something about the whole situation had excited me. I'd asked Scott a hundred times that week if he was bullshitting or not and he swore to me that it was the truth. So I took his word for it.
The bathroom stunk and was pretty dirty. But who was I to complain, I was a seventeen your old virgin. I'd have fucked in a compost heap if given the opportunity. The restroom was just as Scott had told me, not that restrooms are generally on the cutting edge of design or layout; two urinals on the wall in front of me, and two toilets to the right of them. I walked over to the left stall and pushed at the door, it rattled in its slide lock and a thick voice came from inside, "Wait your turn."
I stepped back and looked around, not sure what to do. I could hear slurping and the odd moan coming from inside the stall. At least I knew Scott hadn't been putting me on this whole time, someone was getting blown in that stall. The restroom was covered in graffiti. On the wall next to the sink someone had written words inside a heart in red ink:
"For a good time cum here Saturday at Midnight."
And underneath that:
"You suck dick like a cheap whore."
And below that:
"She is a cheap whore idiot."
The door to the stall rattled and opened. I stepped over to the urinals and stood there pretending to pee. A heavyset middle aged guy passed through my peripheral vision on the way out and said, "She's all yours kid, have at er. Hope you like sloppy five hundredths."
He walked away laughing at his brilliant humor. I turned and walked into the stall and closed it behind me. I bent over and peeked through the hole which was at about waist level. All I saw were bruised white legs in a short red skirt and a finger come through and nearly poke me in the eye.
"No looking! Where's your money? Its twenty dollars."
I fumbled in my jeans pockets and pulled out a ten, a five and a handful of change. I poked the bills through and then started popping twenty five coins in one at a time.
"Hey, what the fuck! No change."
"Sorry, uh, it's all I got."
The voice from the other stall didn't sound very happy and muttered back that I put the rest of the change on the floor between the stalls and she'd get it. I did, and a female looking hand with painted red finger nails scraped the concrete of the dirty floor to get at every last dime. I stood there for a minute until the voice said to me, "Well, stick your thing in here already, you're on the clock."
So I did. I undid my belt and lowered jeans to my ankles and stuck my dick into the Glory Hole.
Lips closed around my man bits and went to work. I realized I had been holding my breath from the anxiety since I'd come into the restroom and exhaled a content sigh. It was my first time ever having sexual contact with a woman and I could feel the tingling excitement in my balls as they tightened up. I must have said something out loud to the extent of "Oh my God its as good as I thought it would be", because the woman on the other side stopped and pulled her lips off and said, "This is your first time? You're a virgin?"
I didn't know what to say. I knew it hadn't been 10 minutes yet but she sounded upset by this news.
"Uh, no. I've fucked lots of girls."
"Sure you have. Well it's your lucky day kid."
A condom slid under the stall and hit my foot.
"Put it on and stick it in."
I picked up the condom that said it provided ribbed pleasure and glowed in the dark and tore it open. I'd put on condoms before while jerking off but still had trouble getting it on past nervous fingers. With it on I slid it back through the Glory Hole. I felt the woman's hands holding my prick steady and then warmth. She'd slid me inside of her and began rocking against my dick.
It was a pleasure explosion. I probably came within a minute but she kept sliding up and down on it anyway, I guess she couldn't tell. It's funny how a guy mentally changes as soon as he blows his load. Instantly after I blew I felt gross for being here in the first place, and felt like going home and playing video games. Grossed out, but not disappointed however. It was sex, and it only cost me an hours pay at the grocery store. She went a little longer before sliding off. I pulled my dick out and tossed the condom in the toilet, zipping up my pants.
"How was it for you?" came the scratchy voice, "Not exactly one to remember huh."
I reached for the slide lock, ready to get the hell out of here when an eye leveled on the glory hole.
"Danny?"
I froze.
"Mom?"
I looked at the eye watching me for what felt like an eternity, frozen in an uncomfortable sweat that had crept over me.
"How's school? How's your sister?"
The eye peered in at me, my mother asking if I was getting good grades after she had just fucked me anonymously through a hole in a bathroom stall.
"Good. I got an A in math."
"Good, good. I'll uh, I'll come by home sometime this week. Tell your sister hi."
"Ok."
I clicked the lock and pushed out of the stall running to the door, past another middle aged trucker with a pot belly who was waiting his turn, already priming himself with a hand down the front of his jeans.
"Is she as good as I remember kid?"
I didn't answer.
User Reviews
Submitted by deaddoll00 (user info) at 2008-08-18 14:35:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah, truly a romantic tale.
"Laurence hung himself in his closet while jacking off one Saturday night."
And that has to be one of my favourite parts.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-04-22 01:08:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Gravity_Purple (user info) at 2008-04-22 00:51:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I read this before I made an account. I came back to re-read it and see if it was still good. It is.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-01-23 19:20:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
One of the best things ever posted.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-04-10 00:28:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-01-25 09:41:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
...so did you bang her again when she came home?
Submitted by rejected (user info) at 2007-01-09 17:04:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I had sex with my mom once. Nothing like re-entering the hole you once CAME out of.
Submitted by konohasaiyajin (user info) at 2006-12-31 19:52:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahaha, oh wait. that's my name. shit, I knew that story sounded familiar....
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-12-28 16:07:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Awesome
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2006-12-26 17:33:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
such a heartwarming tale of growth and experience i cant help but give it a plus two
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2006-12-19 17:00:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WTF I hope this was true
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-12-19 16:29:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yes indeed
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-12-17 19:07:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fantastic
Submitted by awj002 (user info) at 2006-12-09 02:53:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
well played
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2006-12-09 02:43:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by KindaLikeJesus (user info) at 2006-12-07 20:48:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
funny true or not
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-12-07 12:41:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You sick, sick prick.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-12-07 12:19:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Funniest thing I've read in a long, long time.
A well deserved B@W. Great story.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-12-06 15:45:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WRONG!!! ew...
yet i still +2ed it.
Submitted by nya_nyo (user info) at 2006-12-06 15:25:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
perfect
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-12-05 10:30:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Worth a chuckle
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-12-04 19:54:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Mothers Day
Submitted by JSultan (user info) at 2006-12-04 06:08:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
nice...
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-12-01 19:09:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2006-12-01 17:46:25 EST (#)
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uhh... yeah.
about that.
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-12-01 17:23:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by combatwombat (user info) at 2006-12-01 09:50:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
But dude, you got paid $20/hour working at a fucking grocery store??!! ($20 for a bj, only cost you an hour's pay) Yeah, um... didn't think so.
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...Because that was the FIRST thing wrong with the story that I thought of when I finished reading it.
Bravo.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-12-01 16:48:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks Crystal! You rock the submissions.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-12-01 16:35:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
There you go, Babe - B@W!!!
CONGRATS!
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-12-01 11:12:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by combatwombat (user info) at 2006-12-01 09:50:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"The eye peered in at me, my mother asking if I was getting good grades after she had just fucked me anonymously through a hole in a bathroom stall. " < Definitely a line to remember. But dude, you got paid $20/hour working at a fucking grocery store??!! ($20 for a bj, only cost you an hour's pay) Yeah, um... didn't think so.
Submitted by Bundaberg (user info) at 2006-11-30 14:16:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was better anyway.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-11-30 13:34:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-11-30 04:05:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
Entry two http://www.ubersite.com/m/94206
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My bad, I didnt even read that entry. I guess we both found the same google image.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-11-30 11:34:09 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-11-30 10:05:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh snap, it's moms
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2006-11-30 09:56:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-11-30 09:40:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-11-30 08:25:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2006-11-30 06:51:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
As obvious as this was it was an entertaining read. Wonder where my local glory hole is? hmmmmmmm.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-11-30 04:05:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Entry two http://www.ubersite.com/m/94206
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-11-30 03:55:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
motherfucker.....
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-11-30 03:25:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awe- *to the mother fucking* -some
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-11-30 01:26:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-11-29 20:06:00 (#)
Ranking: 1
too obvious.
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It wasnt exactly written to be a mind bender.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-11-29 20:06:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
too obvious.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-11-29 19:10:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This fucking scared me.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2006-11-29 18:54:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"I'd have fucked in a compost heap if given the opportunity"
beautiful
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-11-29 18:22:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2006-11-29 18:12:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahah!! You Motherfucker!!!!
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Hey fuck you asshole I....oh yeah.
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2006-11-29 18:12:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was all sorts of awesome.
Hahahah!! You Motherfucker!!!!
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-11-29 18:06:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-29 17:32:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy shit this is so gold my fingertips are shiny. THE GOLD IS COMING THROUGH MY COMPUTER FROM YOUR INTARWEB NEST. I CAN FEEL IT SLIDING DOWN MY PEE HOLE. IT FEELS LIKE COMING HOME.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2006-11-29 17:52:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny stuff there, mate.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-29 17:32:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy shit this is so gold my fingertips are shiny. THE GOLD IS COMING THROUGH MY COMPUTER FROM YOUR INTARWEB NEST. I CAN FEEL IT SLIDING DOWN MY PEE HOLE. IT FEELS LIKE COMING HOME.
Good choice of subject matter. The glory hole, that is. Or, as I like to call it, 'the place where my ex-wife the tramp works now.'
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-29 17:31:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahhaaa wtf ahahahhha
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-29 17:20:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Aw.... you know I'd do almost anything for you!
Submitted by MadameDestrukt (user info) at 2006-11-29 17:10:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
bwahahaha. Oh, I'm blushing.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-11-29 17:09:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You can make it up to be a with a B@W submission. Who knows, its been like 2 years since my last, I'd consider glory-hole-ing Bart for another at this point.....
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-29 17:08:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I feel that way too, Don - but some people care, so I do my best.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-11-29 17:07:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cut even.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-29 17:07:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think that might be all the repair I'm able to do on the rating.. :-/
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-11-29 17:07:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
NOOOO! I thought we were friends Crystal!
Dont worry, it doesnt matter. I've come to accept that after so long on Uber.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-11-29 17:06:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I would have gut my penis off and killed the bitch...but not in that order.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-29 17:06:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
on the optimistic side, you won't have to deal with any streak-busters.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-29 17:06:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
sigh
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-29 17:05:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
grrrr...
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-29 17:05:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I"M SORRy! SCROLLY THINGY ERROR!!!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-29 17:05:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
*speechless"
Submitted by Joe_all_night_long (user info) at 2006-11-29 17:05:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I really didn't see this coming. Good writing. Sorry about the whole... em fucking your mom thing.
Chin up.
Submitted by Joe_all_night_long (user info) at 2006-11-29 17:05:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I really didn't see this coming. Good writing. Sorry about the whole... em fucking your mom thing.
Chin up.
Submitted by Bundaberg (user info) at 2006-11-29 17:02:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-11-29 17:01:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
It's funny how a guy mentally changes as soon as he blows his load.
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Hahaha, yeah, and then all of a sudden you're thinking "wait, why was I jacking off to fat black chick porn again?"
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-11-29 17:01:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yum.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-11-29 17:01:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's funny how a guy mentally changes as soon as he blows his load.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-11-29 16:59:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by beauxjizzle (user info) at 2006-11-29 16:58:17 (#)
Ranking: 2
$20 per hour at a grocery store? nice...
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Fuck, typo. I meant to write two hours. I missed that in my re-read.
Submitted by beauxjizzle (user info) at 2006-11-29 16:58:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
$20 per hour at a grocery store? nice...
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-11-29 16:58:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-11-29 16:53:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
good god man. true story?
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Unfortunatly yes. I'm very disturbed now. :(
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-29 16:57:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Didn't read this yet, but I done a glory hole post. I'm going to have to see how this measures up.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-29 16:55:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-11-29 16:53:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
good god man. true story?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-29 16:48:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
god damn apollo
everybody steals my fucking review. that's it, i'm busting out the vodka at my desk.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-11-29 16:47:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I posted my bandwagon yesterday. I'M GOING AGAINST THE TREND!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-29 16:47:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
don't you mean
'Welcome to GloryHole'
??
sheesh
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-29 16:45:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
uh.....it's bandwagon day.
are you mental?