Don’t Look at Me Cross-Eyed (424 hits)
Category: Quotes & Stories -> PoetryRating: -1.25 on 8 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Paul Blakeford <paulblakeford1.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2006-11-29 17:29:35 EST
Don't look at me cross-eyed because
I ain't doing what I love and expecting for money to follow me
I got bills and kids, man.
I can't be a full time artist
Right now
But I do expect to be a full time artist
Soon and very soon
I played Jazz
I dropped the Hip Hop
Those things ain't pay all that much
So a brother got a degree and a
Downtown job
I photocopied
I worked with computers
I sit at a desk from 9 to 5
Just for the money
Try to move up and guess what
Interviewing bosses get mad
Because I'm fool enough to say that I want the new job
Just for the money
Hey, don't look at me cross-eyed
Don't you dare judge me
Because I work just for the money
I don't see you giving back your inheritance.
User Reviews
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-11-29 19:30:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This post is lamer than Jewish Christmas.
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-11-29 18:47:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
so you wanna be a writer? keep trying.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-29 17:53:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Don't look at me doe-eyed because
I'm fucking this deer in the middle of the road and not wearing orange
I'm not down with venison, man
I can't be a full time hunter
Right now
But I do expect to be a full time hunter
Soon and very soon
I fucked trout
I came all over rabbits
Those things don't fight all that much
So some rube got a rifle and a
Season permit
I rubbered up
I ass pounded wolves
I finger bears from dusk till dawn
Just for the thrill
Try to kill them and guess what
They get all pissed and shit
Because I'm fool enough to say that I want sex AND dinner
Just for my tummy-tum
Hey, don't look at me doe-eyed
Don't you dare judge me
Because I fuck deer just for the sex
I don't see you not masturbating with your kill.
Submitted by beauxjizzle (user info) at 2006-11-29 17:44:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Is this a K-Fed song?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-29 17:41:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
WELCOME BACK PAUL!!
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-11-29 17:40:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Maltese shut the fuck up and get a life, you're worse than Bret.
Post, not so hot either.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-11-29 17:33:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*audience applauds*
*Michael Richards gets raped in teh cornhole*
Kthx.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-11-29 17:32:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Um.


