Things I hate just a little less than Mike (611 hits)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (View user info) at 2006-11-29 20:25:18 EST
I hate Mike. Here are some things that I hate Mike more than. The things in the following list I hate a lot.
I hate peas. They are snot balls.
I hate it when people take the parking space you have waited for.
I hate it when I stand on an upturned plug.
I hate orange juice with bits in.
I hate it when you don't swallow a pill properly and a bit of it dissolves in your mouth.
I hate being called a liar when I haven't lied.
I hate running out of alcohol before I'm ready to stop drinking.
I hate it when someone has a walkman/ipod on loud enough so you can hear noise, but never make out the song.
I hate it when my bum tries to eat my knickers.
I hate it when I get a nose bleed at a really important moment, or worse in an argument.......nothing says your furious like asking for tissues to stem the flow.
I hate preaching ex-smokers.
I hate Butterflies
I hate sock puppets
I hate being told I'm late because my boss sets his watch fast. He knows I know he sets it fast. I was never late.
I hate people who bathe in their perfume.
I hate people who laugh because it takes me ages to pea if I don't turn a tap on.
I hate people who try and make you look small by asking you if you have heard of really obscure bands and smirk indulgently to friends when you can only honestly say you haven't. Only fourteen people in the whole world have heard of them Tim!!!! The band included!
I hate the word and colour Burgundy .
I hate the noise mosquitoes make when the fly too close to your ear just as your getting to sleep.
I hate women that stare at other women's breasts.
I hate men that are straight and glance at other men's crotches to make them uncomfortable.
I hate who ever the basted was who stole ONE of my shoes last year.
I hate ugly babies, because you have no compliment you can pay their mothers about them without the mothers knowing your lying.
More than all these things though, I hate Mike.
When I think about Mike I want to stick pencils up my nose and run down the street screaming "THE MONKIES ARE COMING.....RUN....RUN......THE MONKIES ARE COMING"
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Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-12-11 09:27:54 EST (#)
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I hate this post less than you hate mike!
Submitted by beauxjizzle (user info) at 2006-11-30 13:44:08 EST (#)
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show your tits. otherwise, leave.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-30 10:35:57 EST (#)
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I hate Ruben Blades. There, I said it.
Submitted by jfreakman (user info) at 2006-11-30 01:25:29 EST (#)
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I hate you just a little more than Mike. Mainly because Mike didn't waste my time and post shit. Especially list shit.
Submitted by spontaneous (user info) at 2006-11-29 22:35:16 EST (#)
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I am mike.
Submitted by Evil_Morg (user info) at 2006-11-29 21:34:57 EST (#)
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i took your shoe. the other one was ugly.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2006-11-29 21:21:55 EST (#)
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I hate it when kids compile lists of things they hate and then post those lists in public.
I feel you though, on the OJ with bits in it part.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2006-11-29 20:59:26 EST (#)
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What the fuck does it matter to you who Mike is?!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-11-29 20:55:34 EST (#)
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I hate you.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2006-11-29 20:52:51 EST (#)
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Dick.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-11-29 20:52:16 EST (#)
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WHO DA FUCK IS MIKE? GIVE IT UP!!
MIKE WHO, ASSHOLE!!!
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2006-11-29 20:47:06 EST (#)
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this was actually very therapeutic
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2006-11-29 20:45:25 EST (#)
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mike is someone I don't like very much right now. how does the title not match the post?
Submitted by Entaran (user info) at 2006-11-29 20:41:48 EST (#)
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Pick an original topic to post about.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-29 20:40:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Everybody hates Mike. Everyody loves Mike. This is what Mike hates.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/82824
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-11-29 20:33:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
1. who is 'mike'
2. title doesn't match post.