Welcome to my butt (NSFW) (1402 hits)
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Submitted by wijormiclat (View user info) at 2006-11-29 20:58:53 EST
If I had a nickel for every time someone starts up a shitty bandwagon, I'd put all those nickels in a burlap sack and bash in the face of whoever started this Welcome to _______ clusterfuck.
Oh, and regarding the title, here is a picture of my butt. It's great for camping, because I do not need a backpack to hold all my stuff, and storing trail food in it leaves a pleasant aftertaste, similar to smoked turkey. It also comes in handy during those rousing games of "hide the firehydrant."
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-03 18:50:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
all goatse, tubgirl, lemonparty, or any of the other usual internet oddity pictures = automatic +2
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-12-03 18:34:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-12-03 17:58:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-11-29 22:56:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
Curious: If you put a NSFW on this type of post... and then go so far as to name it 'Welcome to my butt' ESPECIALLY considering this site's long history of such unsavory goodness - how can this be considered a banning offense?
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Bannings need not be logical. They are Bart's call, and may be arbitrary and capricious...
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-12-03 17:49:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
is that the final frontier?
i don't know, ask Caul
Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2006-12-03 16:42:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I see a "Space Peanut".
Submitted by _God (user info) at 2006-12-03 16:34:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for goatse.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-12-03 16:25:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-11-30 12:54:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I totally agree. Same thing happened here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/96331
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-11-30 11:15:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I WILL cut off your dick.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-11-30 11:15:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
All I'm trying to say is...
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-11-30 11:15:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The Jerk was a good movie.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-11-30 11:15:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And people mistake you for Steve Martin.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-11-30 11:14:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And the crabs infest your scalp.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-11-30 11:14:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Then I jack off in your hair.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-11-30 11:14:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A plunger handle (aka my mom) in your ass.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-11-30 11:13:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah that's right.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-11-30 11:13:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And my mom is the plunger handle.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-11-30 11:13:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And Echo is the sodomizer.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-11-30 11:13:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And I am the sodomization process.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-11-30 11:13:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And you are the chimp.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-11-30 11:12:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You my friend are getting sodomized like a chimp in a sodomization factory.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-11-30 11:12:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd even venture to say shitfuck.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-11-30 11:12:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is better than anything anyone has ever done.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-11-30 11:11:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YOU!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-11-30 11:11:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And when I say batt cave I mean recently removed uterus cavity.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-11-30 11:11:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Guess who is getting printed out, framed, then hung in my batt cave?
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-11-30 11:10:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-11-29 21:04:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
welcome to the best post ever
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-11-30 01:34:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Why, hello there! Goatse!
Submitted by jfreakman (user info) at 2006-11-30 01:29:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear sweet corned-beef.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-11-29 23:54:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No, I'm not married. I'm preparing to store it in my butt for my friend, so he doesn't lose it on the camping trip!
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-11-29 23:45:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
jsut realised that guy is married
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-11-29 23:24:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I guess there must just be a bunch of hikeophobes on this site, rob... I should've warned NSFAH (Not Safe for Anti-Hikers).
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-11-29 23:00:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-11-29 22:56:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Curious: If you put a NSFW on this type of post... and then go so far as to name it 'Welcome to my butt' ESPECIALLY considering this site's long history of such unsavory goodness - how can this be considered a banning offense?
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-11-29 22:42:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Marchley: Hey, dude, if you went camping with someone and you woke up the next morning with a condom in your ass, would you tell anyone?
Hawk: Uh... no?
Marchley: Wanna go camping?
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-11-29 21:36:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So does anyone else have some cool camping stories? There was this one time that I used my butt as a net to catch a fish. What a mistake that was! You know the slime that fish have when you take them out of the water and they're all slippery? Well, because I caught the fish with my butt, the slime now coated my rectum and would not come off! Talk about embarrassing... I had to tape a shopping bag to my bottom for a couple days, because the turds would just slide right out!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-11-29 21:33:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2006-11-29 21:24:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Goatse goatse!
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2006-11-29 21:17:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-11-29 21:13:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow. Someone is J-E-A-L-O-U-S...
Submitted by Jorge_Burrito (user info) at 2006-11-29 21:11:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
How in the world did I not see that coming after reading the text. I am dissapointed in myself today.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-11-29 21:08:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm going to get banned for my enthusiasm for hiking? I don't understand. I've got the NSFW tag, and the title clearly states that the post is about MY BUTT.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2006-11-29 21:05:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Enjoy the holiday from uber.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2006-11-29 21:04:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The Return Of Goatse
You will probably get banned for this
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-11-29 21:04:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't see what the big deal is, guys... It's me preparing to go backpacking through the Porcupine Mountains in Wisconsin... They have this beautiful thing they call the "Lake in the Clouds." It's a lake in the clouds.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-11-29 21:04:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-11-29 21:04:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
welcome to the best post ever
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-11-29 21:02:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh Jesus
For the love of all that is holy I cannot give this a postive rating.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2006-11-29 21:02:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ugh...you are a bastard.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-29 21:00:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
auto goatse +2