Grudge Match: Tits vs. The Candiru Fish (554 hits)
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Submitted by garudave <misterkick.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-11-29 23:00:59 EST
Thor has today judged that one of these two subtly badass objects must be banished from the earth for the sake of balance. Of course, Thor is probably full of shit and just wants to piss us off (which, many would agree, is badass in itself).
Tits may seem to be the clear winner. After all, there's nothing bad about tits. A good ol' natural breast can definitely prove to be a versatile tool of pleasure and relaxation. Pillows, food, stress relief, surely tits were created with only one purpose in mind: to serve man.
However, the candiru fish serves many purposes as well. What better way to annihilate your arch-nemesis' penis? Any other castration methods are inherently gay. Also, you can use it to spite your friends by ruining their woman's babymaker, effectively destroying their genepool. Lastly, the candiru fish may be our only way of preventing the spread of AIDS, as many African carriers have been crippled by its horrible hooked spine.
It may also be noted that only hairless metrosexuals know the true spelling of candiru, but for the sake of consistency, I have spelled it as such and if it proves to be right... well, let's just say you know how hairy my chest is. *wink*
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-01-30 18:43:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSLKZzuLC00 :(
Submitted by jfreakman (user info) at 2006-11-30 01:33:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
no pic?
Funny tho.