So I guess i'm leaving uber...Fuck it I'm over it. (1826 hits)
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Submitted by Perk" Not so perky" Man. (View user info) at 2006-11-29 23:10:27 EST
Well I'm leaving this place. Why you might ask? Well I just turned the big 22 and it's time for me to put away my under roo's with the ultra slick Leonardo head on them and put on some god damn boxers.
I'm not saying this place isn't nice. But really its pathetic how people like me are on here. For some of you this is your life and this is the only contact, or entertainment you have. But me, I'm fucking young. I need to grow up and do a lot of shit. I came here to vent shit even to meet people. But I realized something...
Why the fuck do I even care? In all honesty, why the fuck would I? I will never meet any of you in real life (God willing) and I really don't care much for people here. After watching the Jaypig fiasco I realized something.
Fuck this place. And fuck those who try to make it more than it is. This isn't a writing forum just like an oven isn't a regular bed for a Jew. This place is probably the stupidest place I have ever been. I thought to myself in my old age...
Why am I on here talking to fucking weirdoes and people about twice my age? Why does it give grown man joy to try and bash little 18 year olds on here? Caul was right. This place is a fucking social experiment gone horrible wrong. If we were all in real life our physical attributes, wealth, and pedigree would keep us from ever talking to each other. All you fat fucks would be beaten or made to feel like what you are. And the rest would be outcaste as well.
And that's just it. This place is a place for outcasts and I'm not one. I have friends in that Uppity, rich kid, I go to Stanford, CAL, Harvard, USC, I play sports, go to Cancun during spring break, drive a BMW, and I'm on scholarship type of way. I'm not saying that to put anyone down. I'm just stating it because if you watch Laguna Beach, or any other show with rich prick assholes that's they type of life and friends I lead.
I don't cut myself to weak music, nor have aspirations for government take over. I just go to school, play my sport, go to a college, go out and camp, get drunk, play basketball, football, and baseball type of life. I lead the life of a stereotype some would say.
But I have no qualms with it. I like the life I lead. I got lucky. I really did. All my friends are in great four year universities, I'm going to go to a pretty damn good school out here. I'm doing medical engineering, and also I have a pretty cool car.
Hell, YES! I like to be a jackass. But why wouldn't I? I'm in the prime of my youth. All my friends are pretty much for the most part pretty rich kids with problems type of life. We go out and get drunk, have sex, live college to the fullest which includes streaking, buying kegs, ball checks, wedgies, Paint ball guns, etc...
I have a good family and pretty awesome friends. I'm not some angst ridden teenager or in uber's case angst ridden 34-40 something's who have failed at life and really can't give up there youth so they would like to have pictures of tub girl or lemon party or some other asinine very immature crap splattered on the front page.
Pretty much when you think of the Jock asshole portrayed in the movies, or else read "The Outsiders". I'm a fucking Socia. I'm the guy with all the meat headed, educated, drunk, asshole, loveable Socia's you all read about and hate and spit on. I lead the life of the average ASB student in High school.
And tell you the truth I really can't find anything wrong with that. Oh, yes I have had unsavory friends who try to be tough, hood, hard, or James dean. Idiots trying to sell weed or blow, or X out of there rides. Or else going to parties with a gun that's not loaded (Fucking pussy) trying to start shit and scare people off. I have friends who are very secluded and nerdy and that play World of War Craft. (Some people are more into this game then they are into people). I have friends of different races, nationalities and ethnicity's. I'm just the typical All-American guy.
I came here just pretty much to "Shoot the shit" as my buddy would say. I don't see this place as a world, or an online community(What it really is) and I don't bow down to loser's who have been on uber or come to uber for the last 4 years or such. I really could careless the chance I would ever see any of you stalker, weird, spastic, angst ridden 34-40 year olds is slim. I would never meet someone off the internet and give them my personal info, or what I do, or live.
I really just don't care enough to be here. I feel it's a waste of energy and space. I would rather make connections with real people. Then fake people on here. Yeah, 'I said that'. Your all about as fake as the people on that Laguna Beach show, more fake than Michael Richards apology on Leno. But you all don't see that do you?
A lot of you are fucking losers. You're fucking losers in every sense of the word, from ever fiber of the person who invented the word, meaning, and feeling that comes along with such a phrase. This is a place for the dorks to try and pick on people when in real life there limp wrists would not have done a thing if pushed, or smacked.
This is a place for the 45 year old loser who has no kids, wife, or a life. To try and make himself seem cool, or in with the younger crowd. For someone who makes more money than the average 20 year old still in college to gloat and talk about their wealth. When in all actuality this person is lonely as fuck. Always on here reviewing every post to try and get through the burden of his/her fake work friends, watching the news at six, and not being able to see friends from college because they actually went out and had a family and a girl who loves them instead of being the old creepy 45 year old guy at the young bar trying to date an 18 year old.
This is a place for people who are somewhat artistic to get they're hopes and art crushed by people who don't have enough talent to write one word from a poem, or even draw a fucking smiley face(A FUCING SMILEY FACE YOU UNTALENTED FUCK!!).
This is a place where people that are used to getting trampled on try and feel big and bully those less and weaker than them.
This is a place where people that are 35-45 with kids, a wife, a job, mortgage that even with all that the gluttons feel unfulfilled due to the fact that they didn't go to college, or do anything worthwhile when they were young to hang their hat on to. They didn't do anything worth while to be given respect so all they can do is speak about there money or how they cheat.
(Side note- If you don't accomplish shit when your young you will always feel empty inside. This is the truth. I go through hell everyday with my rehab because I know if I don't go to a big university I will feel like a failure. These are my own aspirations for myself and no one else. If you don't do something that is hard, trying, that takes time, energy, dedication, and spirit into it. You could win a million dollars, or make a ton more than the average person. You will never get that persons same respect. Ever. It's just the way it is. The saying goes "If it was easy anyone everyone would do it")
Basically this site sucks; the fat people here are coddled until someone cool disagrees or hates that person then everyone jumps on the bandwagon to destroy them. The cool kids (Or 33 year old losers who think they are cool) have little "Yes men" everywhere stroking there cocks on every lame and shitty post, on every crap piece of literature. This place is not, and has not been a writing forum. It never will be. People are given +2's on the most worthless picture posts, to crap drawings on MS-Paint. I think I know what Bart tried to do to this place but the losers will always infest what the great has made. And lower the standards of creativity and creation to their level just to not feel inferior. Which in real life is what they are?
This is the place where losers can spew the most pathetic and racist rants or posts. Hiding under there metaphorical internet Klan sheets. It's pathetic how some jump in the fray. Not because they are racist but because someone who is deemed hirer than them posts it. You all follow like sheep, or dare I say 'Lambs to the slaughter". You, a lot of you are pathetic. Your convictions and what was taught to you is so weak that someone on the internet can make you lose your standards for decency, and what is right and wrong. The weak pathetic losers will post stuff about Mexicans, to African Americans, to Asians, Arabs, Irish, Italian etc... Just to have some semblance of power and control because their real lives they live in pathetic chaos. Getting over looked and talked down to and beaten down by those better looking, smarter, and from a higher class. So they stoop to the lowest level and spew hatred here for jokes right? or is it to make your pathetic, I'm 29, I work at circuit city, no girlfriend, or good friends, and no chance to get out of my rut situation life feel better.
Isn't that it? A crack head point and say "At least I'm not a meth addict"
The hypocrisy here has no bounds. Then there are the people from other countries who come here to watch this site and see how American act. Playing on ever move so when they move here they can try and be overtly what they think we are (cough*Jack*cough). These pathetic fucks take America's prejudice and amplify them. Even though they never grew up with the blacks, or the Mexicans, or Arabs in our country. When they move here they feel it's their duty in trying to be American is to hate what they feel the rich elite does, disrespect what they feel the rich elite does as well, and also wear the clothes, or act as the rich elite do. The only problem is if you're not born in America you will never be considered by the entire republican, rich, elite, and asshole prick Americans as American. Nope. If you can't be president then you will never be considered a real American by the majority. (I really could care less). So keep voting republican dip shit. Every bill they pass to keep any and every immigrant out of our country and cut off all services, or else dwindle the immigration rate and numbers every year. Don't you get it idiots like Jack. The people you vote for take your vote and power and leadership to keep "Un-American" French, Canadians, Mexicans, etc... out. Thanks for helping them fuck you and other immigrants over. God you're a fool. You may live here and try and act like you're from here. But you have no clue how America works or how a lot of Americans think. Keep on truckin' on jackass.
This post is a lot longer than I intended. Basically, a lot of you a loser, fat, pathetic, spastic, lonely, mentally crippled, weak minded, ugly individuals.
Bart is probably the only one I would hang out with. Even he is over your crap. Losers like you, calling his house, strangers stalking him at uber-cons, random idiots sucking his dick and hanging on his every word, fucking the feds calling him because random idiots report each other to Anti-terrorist organizations to waste our tax dollars and repeal even more of our civil liberties. He never is on here because he hates, and is probably tired of lets say here about 98% of you. Am I wrong? Isn't it creepy for some weirdo to call you that you have never fucking met?
The only ones I respect are Caulincourt- because he understands this place is a place to shit, and piss on the weak which many of you are. He has a life and real friends. He's not hugging a computer for warmth or love.
Mynameistim- read a couple of his posts seems like me. What's that you ask? A normal fucking person, who watches football, plays basketball and loves baseball. How about drinks too. And get this the world where you go out with your buddy's act like a jackass with ball checks, and pissing games and here's the real kicker... NAIL CHICKS! I know this world is only in your fairy tales losers but it does exist. You have to not be a limp wrist, oily blotched face, Nancy boy, to get in.
Jeannine- Well she liked my arm in my camwhore. Plus she's part of the type of people I'm talking about in mynameistim paragraph above.
Electronictoothsyndrome- He is crazy, but I have to love the man's views. He never stands back and holds his view point next to him. He understands shit, way and above a lot of you fools. His views are right and wrong but he holds them and doesn't let the weaklings here influence his decisions or views.
8Track- He's awesome.
Pretty People- They're awesome.
Jaypig aka Jpgreening- Well, you pretty much were a fall from grace athlete. You were probably the fat quite, sensitive O-Linemen in high school I reckon. You didn't have grades so you couldn't go to college. You tried to find your solace in people who hated everything you used to stand for man. Don't you see it's in the losers here's delight to see a fallen, pathetic athlete in front of them? You annoyed the shit out of me with your baby toothed ways, your fat "I'm telling my mom", crap. If you ever hung out with me I would probably make you my bitch or just fuck with you a lot. You were pathetic at times. But sometimes you showed that you just wanted people to I guess from your post's "care about you, and just love you with your faults". Well I could have told you this was the wrong place for that. You don't as a wounded lion go back to the pack for comfort or cover. They will kill you and thrust you out. That's what happened. You had your moments though. You need to go on biggest loser or something fatty. Then life will get better. Oh, yeah never admit to your shrink you go or write at this place. I can't even tell my best friend or brother just for sheer embarrassment.
Fat Tony- Your fucking nuts, but you have a good heart underneath all that girth. I do believe most if not all of your posts. You hit your wife to have control over her because you have never had control over anything else in your life. From your dad, to your sister, to your mom. You just didn't get beat with a belt enough as a child. You are a racist, woman beating asshole. But I enjoyed your stories.
Axolilie (or whatever)-Awesome.
JonnyX- meh, you're alright.
Godlovesalittlelovin- Post more. You're awesome.
Method- Well at first I thought you were cool in that "I'm an asshole sort of way". But I realized your not. You're like 29 and work at Circuit city. Plus you're on here way to much to have any real friends or relationships'. You're just a fucking loser in every sense of the word. You probably had big aspirations in high school I bet. Maybe even got into some shit small school. But nothing ever panned out did it? So you come here to try and bully and destroy the lives of people that don't give a fuck enough about you to piss on you? You're pretty pathetic. But to each his own. You're just sad. Really, really sad. You are on here way too much. You go to uber-cons way the fuck to much. And if I see your greasy fat head again I will need more than 4 bottles of Clorox, Windex, and 409 to clean my windshield. You're so greasy that when I read your post's my computer monitor gets blurry and I have to grab the Clorox, Windex and 409 to see the damn screen. But all in all you remind me of me a bit. So no hard feelings. If you weren't on here so much I could actually in an alternate timeline see us hanging out. It would be glorious. Making fun of fat people, giving losers wedgies, throwing eggs at houses. Damn Method it could be glorious...
Sholongy- Not much to say. You know you suck communications. Your about 45 and on here with no kids, wife, or real friends. You try to make your pathetic life seem glorious. When in reality I would shoot myself with a Colt.45 if I had your life. But keep being the creepy old guy at the 18 year old bar. Keep on truckin' on. (If you weren't such a douche I might actually like yah).
jojo(or whatever)- fucking loser.
Apollo88- Big fucking head. But I like you. Your genuinely a good bloke. Just a nice chubby fat guy. You're probably the funny fat guy at all your parties I take it? Big drinker aye? Well that's cool. Do whatever it is that you do or are known for.
Loki- I have never really had any real exchanges with you. But you're well, pretty fucking boring. You're the loser I spoke about in the above mile long post. I don't know why anyone plus 2's the crap you post or make. It might be because you come off as the happy, nice fat girl personality that's cool I guess. But post something worth fucking reading. COM' on if Perkman is complaining...
Well that's about it for me. I may read your comments but don't think I will ever post again. I have a life to live. Gotta grow up and put away my toy's and this shit site is one of them. I can't say my uber career was great or at all even significant. I didn't make really any most heated posts, or come out on top. I just sat and wrote some shit. I'm going to keep writing "Drugs in the Burbs' and my ninja story.
I just out grew this place and the bullshit. The thin-veiled racism and the acceptance for trashing on bums, lower end races, and spewing your hate freely. You're all pretty fucking pathetic. So really uber Fuck right off.
Yep, Fuck off.
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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-25 06:02:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
See now, you really shouldn't make promises you don't plan on keeping.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-04-18 20:30:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-11-30 19:16:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
something about the door hitting you in the ass...
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-12-07 00:38:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well at first I thought you were cool in that "I'm an asshole sort of way". But I realized your not. You're like 29 and work at Circuit city.
Submitted by jojo747 (user info) at 2006-12-06 23:50:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I thought he was 23.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2006-12-02 23:49:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"Why does it give grown man joy to try and bash little 18 year olds on here?" Little 18 year olds?? Eighteen years old is an adult. I detest people who think they can say/do anything they want on forums (including make fun of other people for being older than 16, because only brats still living with their parents deserve to use the Internet for communication), then they cry and pull out the "kid card" when it's convenient and they're being owned in an argument with an older person. I've seen this happen on other forums; half the time the whiner in question is 20 or over. Knock that shit off.
So, you felt that you should have told Jgreening that this wasn't the place for him to try to be liked? If I remember correctly, didn't you make a bunch of posts and camwhores attacking him? Maybe I misunderstood all that. I guess that was your way of helping Jgreening understand that everyone here was assholes, and this wasn't the place for him. Wow, for such a social guy, you sure have weird ways of communicating with other people.
Submitted by Hobocore (user info) at 2006-12-02 20:24:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Heh.
Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2006-12-02 18:23:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-11-30 09:20:41 (#)
Ranking: -2
You're saying goodbye to a website.
Think about that.
You poor, sad bastard.
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I think that reply said it best. You let a funny, albeit shithole anomaly like THIS place get you react like you did? I can only come away with the thought that you're not much in the "flesh", as "real" people go. I hope your "real friends" are on a list much longer than Schlongy's penis and that those friendships are WAY tighter than Methods drawstrung pink bagel-o-Love.
I didn't care then. I don't care now. Nor do I ever plan to care about you or ANYONE from this place...ever.
Just PLEASE don't take out some kindergarteners when your life's TOM TOM miscues you off the path.
This place is still fun to pop in once and awhile for a smile.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-12-02 15:21:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-12-02 15:17:43 (#)
Ranking: 0
See ya later. This was pathetic, but I suspect you can glean that from the reviews.
You get points for not posting your user name and password, at least you are not completely fucking with out hope.
Good luck in life, you will need it.
************
Without is one word, bozo.....
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-12-02 15:17:43 EST (#)
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See ya later. This was pathetic, but I suspect you can glean that from the reviews.
You get points for not posting your user name and password, at least you are not completely fucking with out hope.
Good luck in life, you will need it.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-12-02 15:08:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
And don't you EVER come back...
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2006-12-02 15:06:43 EST (#)
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Waaaaaah, did the big bad peoples hurt your fee-wings? Grow a pair and man up, you pussy. It's the internet for chrissake.
Submitted by LongestPants (user info) at 2006-12-02 14:54:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ghey.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-12-02 02:20:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ScarfaceMN (user info) at 2006-11-29 23:38:30 (#)
Ranking: -2
Bahahahahahahahaha!!!! "The big 22" Bahahahahahahahaha! When I was 22 I had a mortgage, a degree, and a job.
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That doesn't translate as success. At all.
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2006-12-02 02:06:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I have now lost 3 minutes of my life that I will never get back reading this shit...
Next time use a waring label "May contain boring material"
Thanks now have a nice day!
Submitted by ELG (user info) at 2006-12-02 01:42:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Lame.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-12-01 17:44:35 EST (#)
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CONGRATULATIONS CHRIS EVANS 2.0 THANKS FOR PLAYING HERE ARE SOME LOVELY PARTING +2S
OK FOLKS, IT'S BEEN FUN, STAY TUNED TO UBER FOR CHRIS EVANS V3.0, COMING FEBRUARY 2007!!!
Submitted by Kale (user info) at 2006-12-01 17:12:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Why did you post this? A last stab at reassurance? If you don't like it here then just leave and quit bitching. This place isn't so bad when you aren't so insistent on making it the dominant factor in your life. The worst part is your claim of how much better you are than everyone else. Just go away if you're going.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-12-01 16:39:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Shlongy hearts Loren...Hey, does your ass still look good in jeans?
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2006-12-01 16:27:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
wow
You'll go down in history as single-handedly redifining the word, "boring."
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2006-12-01 07:42:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You're an arrogant tosspot for thinking ANYONE here is even marginally arsed about this.
I don't know who you are either. Had I noticed you before I might have been relieved you were going, but I didn't, so good luck with your 'life' at school.
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2006-12-01 01:36:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I care.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-30 19:45:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
wow... way to get EVERYTHING wrong all at once.
with that kind of perspective, I'd hate to be you in any situation
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-11-30 19:16:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
something about the door hitting you in the ass...
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-11-30 19:04:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Electro?
Submitted by peckerhead (user info) at 2006-11-30 18:40:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
" But me, I'm fucking young. I need to grow up." <------------ That's all you had to type; I honestly don't know why you didn't leave it right there!?
By the way, unless shenanigans, you are prejudiced against older people and especially 45 year old people. How about your parents? Are their ages okay? your Grandparents... was it okay for them to be 45?
Anyway, goodbye. You are doing the absolute right thing by leaving here. Don't come back.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2006-11-30 18:23:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I have to admit, I read all of this and at times I was so embarrassed for you that I was blushing on your behalf.
But then again you're like soooo cool and mature and grown up, cause only mature guys give people wedgies and throw eggs - I mean do you really do this? Is it really possible that you could be so cliched? and on that note why on earth would anyone want to be 'the typical all american guy'?
Don't forget to take your deluded over-sized ego on your way out.
Submitted by Bundaberg (user info) at 2006-11-30 14:15:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-11-30 12:56:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i logged in just to -2 this
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-11-30 12:03:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Never heard this before. Youll be back within a month.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-11-30 11:50:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ghey.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-30 10:40:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by charminglybeef (user info) at 2006-11-30 01:43:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
This was entertaining in that I'm not sure if it was a joke.
I mean, it's written so poorly. The construction of ideas is absolutely farcical. It doesn't just stumble through the language -- it stumbles through basic, coherent thought!
And I'll be damned if that's not entirely fucking brilliant.
Supposing this is written from the point of view of someone who is actually quite clever, of course.
And if so, what we got here is a believable glimpse into a character's conscience. No real thought or editing apparent -- this was the character's internal monologue simply spewed out without any regard for the shackles of grammar or logic! This was raw and real and entirely untouched. This is really how this freaking guy thinks!
I mean, could you imagine a person as fucking stupid as the character created here?
Honestly, I never could, until I read this.
Just kidding. Shennananangains -- he's my ALTER!
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I like beefy more and more with each passing day.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-11-30 10:26:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
it's a website
thats all.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-11-30 10:24:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
who cares
Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2006-11-30 10:14:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
YOU ARE GAY GET THE FUCK OUT!
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-11-30 10:03:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I didn't bother reading that long and no doubt largely incoherent rant, but I wanted you to know on the way out that I have never even heard of you, so your departure will not even be noticed.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-11-30 10:02:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"Method- Well at first I thought you were cool in that "I'm an asshole sort of way". But I realized your not. You're like 29 and work at Circuit city."
It's BEST BUY, motherfucker
And this post was shit, who cares if you're leaving?
If the circumstances of your departure are because everyone gave you shit and they didn't like you, do you think they're going to turn the other cheek and say:
"AH shit Perkface, you're right. We are assholes and you're not that bad!"
NO!
You smell of douche
You face, eye sockets, ears, fingertips and knees
Douchy
GET THE FUCK OUT
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-11-30 09:59:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Another list I missed out on.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-11-30 09:58:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I pity you.
I pity because it appears to me that your parents weren't around when you were growing up. I pity you because you think that you're really 'cool' and 'smart', you even believe you're talented. I pity you and I envy you for the fact that you are so blissfully unaware of how life works. I'm younger than you and yet I know more about how life will work than you do. I know that Ivy League Schools have and will always be out of my league. You however think your something special, that because 'Daddy' has money you are entitled to success, that no matter what you do, you'll get away with just a slap on the wrist. That you are above everyone and everything. Life doesn't work that way, and I hope you find that out without fucking up too badly.
Submitted by Malka (user info) at 2006-11-30 09:48:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
If you care so little, why are you grandstanding about your departure? Just pick up your bags and leave.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-11-30 09:20:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You're saying goodbye to a website.
Think about that.
You poor, sad bastard.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-11-30 09:15:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
blah blah blah whine whine whine. you can't even complain with competency. you suck, always have, always will. congrats on being 22-year-old proof that money can't buy a brain even if you go to college or whatever. more blah blah.
oh yeah, you suck. thanks for leaving, took you long enough.
oh, and method is not 29, the rest is true though.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-11-30 09:12:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Who the hell are you?
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-11-30 09:12:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If you're 22 and in college you haven't a clue about 'life', you only know that part of it that's been handed to you thus far. You have not had to support yourself nor take responsibility for anything save your grades. Grades are easy and mean nothing once you've graduated. You don't know this yet. A background such as the one you describe does not guarantee success, only enables it a bit more than some other backgrounds might. I'd bet that within 5 miles of your school you'll find a homeless man who once had a BMW. Look for him. When you find him, ask him about life and friends.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-11-30 09:10:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Big whoop.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-11-30 08:41:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
blah blah whatever
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-30 08:22:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
x
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-30 08:15:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If you had even 1/4 of "my life", you'd be hard for days, you fucking illiterate retard.
BYE!
Submitted by spontaneous (user info) at 2006-11-30 07:51:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
GO BEARS WOO
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2006-11-30 07:38:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
going to keep writing "Drugs in the Burbs' and my ninja story.
--
That there is growing up alright. Ninja stories at 22?
Good luck anyway, it always amazes me how people get so worked up about this place. Yes I do include you in that as this post is altogether too long for you not to care.
Submitted by ScarfaceMN (user info) at 2006-11-30 07:38:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by charminglybeef (user info) at 2006-11-30 01:43:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
This was entertaining in that I'm not sure if it was a joke.
I mean, it's written so poorly. The construction of ideas is absolutely farcical. It doesn't just stumble through the language -- it stumbles through basic, coherent thought!
And I'll be damned if that's not entirely fucking brilliant.
Supposing this is written from the point of view of someone who is actually quite clever, of course.
And if so, what we got here is a believable glimpse into a character's conscience. No real thought or editing apparent -- this was the character's internal monologue simply spewed out without any regard for the shackles of grammar or logic! This was raw and real and entirely untouched. This is really how this freaking guy thinks!
I mean, could you imagine a person as fucking stupid as the character created here?
Honestly, I never could, until I read this.
Just kidding. Shennananangains -- he's my ALTER!
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If this really was your alter: you, sir, are a talented mother fucker.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-11-30 07:33:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
lol
Submitted by Biotch (user info) at 2006-11-30 07:26:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Good luck with that growing up thing. You sound like you will be that old prick who cannot take a joke that no one can stand to be around.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-11-30 07:19:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You came here sucking worse than anyone ever has and you leave with the same command of the language. Stick to "see spot run" sentences and don't try to make yourself sound smart; it just doesn't work. Do your drugs, live your charming life, and lose worse than me. I have a life that is grand, unlike yours. I know this because I don't feel the need to berrate "imaginary" internet people.
Here's my toll free number, call me and we can talk:
1-800-HAHAURAJOKE
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-11-30 07:14:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Your life is like Laguna beach, what a winner!!
I haven't seen the show but I doubt they have an episode where someone gives a long rambling goodbye to a website.
You are a fucking loser.
Anyone who writes a goodbye post and pretends like they are above this place is a fucking loser.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-11-30 06:19:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You sure sound like a dickhead.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-11-30 06:13:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Method- Well at first I thought you were cool in that "I'm an asshole sort of way". But I realized your not. You're like 29 and work at Circuit city.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2006-11-30 05:18:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-11-30 02:36:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
awesomeness demonstration: I can produce a fully customizable buick regal from my rectum in less than two hours.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-11-30 02:29:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
oh so fucking what
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-11-30 02:15:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you didn't mention me.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-11-30 02:10:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Why is it that if one fucks about on the internet, they're automatically a loser?
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-11-30 02:05:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha
Submitted by jfreakman (user info) at 2006-11-30 02:03:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
NFW. NO FUCKING WAY.
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Submitted by charminglybeef (user info) at 2006-11-30 01:43:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
This was entertaining in that I'm not sure if it was a joke.
I mean, it's written so poorly. The construction of ideas is absolutely farcical. It doesn't just stumble through the language -- it stumbles through basic, coherent thought!
And I'll be damned if that's not entirely fucking brilliant.
Supposing this is written from the point of view of someone who is actually quite clever, of course.
And if so, what we got here is a believable glimpse into a character's conscience. No real thought or editing apparent -- this was the character's internal monologue simply spewed out without any regard for the shackles of grammar or logic! This was raw and real and entirely untouched. This is really how this freaking guy thinks!
I mean, could you imagine a person as fucking stupid as the character created here?
Honestly, I never could, until I read this.
Just kidding. Shennananangains -- he's my ALTER!
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Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-11-30 01:59:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
C-YA
Submitted by charminglybeef (user info) at 2006-11-30 01:43:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was entertaining in that I'm not sure if it was a joke.
I mean, it's written so poorly. The construction of ideas is absolutely farcical. It doesn't just stumble through the language -- it stumbles through basic, coherent thought!
And I'll be damned if that's not entirely fucking brilliant.
Supposing this is written from the point of view of someone who is actually quite clever, of course.
And if so, what we got here is a believable glimpse into a character's conscience. No real thought or editing apparent -- this was the character's internal monologue simply spewed out without any regard for the shackles of grammar or logic! This was raw and real and entirely untouched. This is really how this freaking guy thinks!
I mean, could you imagine a person as fucking stupid as the character created here?
Honestly, I never could, until I read this.
Just kidding. Shennananangains -- he's my ALTER!
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2006-11-30 01:22:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HawthorneHeights (user info) at 2006-11-30 00:22:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
... I don't think ive posted once sober. Its a place to get cheap laughs. so do it.
ps: fuck blacks
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HAHAHAHHA ME YOO
THIS GUY IS ALRIGHT
GO BEARS WOO!!!
Submitted by jfreakman (user info) at 2006-11-30 01:02:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I FEEL LIKE BEING AN ASS:
"And that's just it. This place is a place for outcasts and I'm not one. I have friends in that Uppity, rich kid, I go to Stanford, CAL, Harvard, USC, I play sports, go to Cancun during spring break, drive a BMW, and I'm on scholarship type of way. I'm not saying that to put anyone down. I'm just stating it because if you watch Laguna Beach, or any other show with rich prick assholes that's they type of life and friends I lead."
Congratulations. Your life is a TV show.
Now get some reality.
Just not Survivor. That show sucks.
uhm...I'll miss you? Probably not.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-11-30 00:50:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
if youre looking for evil, youre going to find evil.
if you just ignore the stupid shit, you can go to an Ivy League school, have friends, and yet still come here and mess around.
it all depends on your outlook.
whatever, have fun.
Submitted by laika (user info) at 2006-11-30 00:25:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"If you ever hung out with me I would probably make you my bitch or just fuck with you a lot."
So was all of your time on Ubersite just a homo-erotic fantasy?
Say it isnt so, Perkman!
Well at least you had the fling with the misunderstood teenage lesbian.
As you spread your ignorance and hate to your life outside of Uber, let me
leave you with some words of wisdom-
everywhere they went the owls would follow not letting them escape
Ahhhhh ahhhhh the haunting cries of the devil owls
Submitted by HawthorneHeights (user info) at 2006-11-30 00:22:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hilarious. Most of the people on here circle jerk each other and enjoy incestual relations. I don't think ive posted once sober. Its a place to get cheap laughs. so do it.
ps: fuck blacks
Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-11-30 00:21:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, at least you're not talking about me.
Submitted by MadameDestrukt (user info) at 2006-11-30 00:15:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Blah blah blah.
People who really want to walk away from something, they just do it. You obviously needed to prove something to yourself or you wouldn't have burdened us with this monstrosity. Maybe you have other outlets for your mind than here, enjoy them if you do, but don't begrudge the rest of us who like to have this as one. Have you ever read Tom Wolfe's Bonfire of the Vanities? Anyway...
While we're working in your construct of stereotypes, you do realize one day out on the links of your elite country club that your partners will ask to see your NRA card, right?
If you're so willing to dismiss people you'll one day find that your goals and ideals are contradictory, and realize you never learned how to handle that. Suddenly find yourself gaijin to both those you empathize with and to those you aspire to be like.
That was a really long way of saying that the higher or a pedastool you place yourself on, the farther you have to fall.
And I kinda hope you get herpes "nailing chicks". You do know that even with a condom it can be easily transmitted!?!?
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-11-30 00:11:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
hoo yoo boi?
Submitted by PommyTom (user info) at 2006-11-30 00:07:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
B@W subsection : 'ThankChrist'
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2006-11-29 23:53:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
that's the point Ducky. I out grew this shit. Hmmm I hope I didn't leave anyone out.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2006-11-29 23:52:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry LSD420... not even your love could save me....
ahhaha God I'm over this shit.!
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2006-11-29 23:52:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This isn't a writing forum just like an oven isn't a regular bed for a Jew. This place is probably the stupidest place I have ever been. I thought to myself in my old age...
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AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. YOU OLD FUCKING GEEZER...DON'T LET YOUR CANE HIT YOU ON THE ASS OR DISLOCATE YOUR HIP ON YOUR WAY OUT. 22 IS BASICALLY DEAD YOU KNOW.
...just silly.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-11-29 23:44:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
At least he didn't post his password.
Submitted by ScarfaceMN (user info) at 2006-11-29 23:38:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Bahahahahahahahaha!!!! "The big 22" Bahahahahahahahaha! When I was 22 I had a mortgage, a degree, and a job. You still act like the snot nosed, ignorant 16 year old you'll always be in your own head. Keep re-living them glory days of high school, dip-shit.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-11-29 23:37:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
stay in school
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2006-11-29 23:37:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You prolly just coulda up n left.
Its like watchin TV, if the show starts to suck, change the channel or go to sleep or go outside
i mean no one woulda realy gave three shits either way, you just feel like makin a big deal about it
After all this is just the intronet
Get a life, HAR HAR
(keys yer eurotrash Beemer)
GO BEARS WOO!!!
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2006-11-29 23:32:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you will be missed perkmeister
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-11-29 23:31:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
For needlessly judging me.
Submitted by showfishorama (user info) at 2006-11-29 23:28:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If you think a degree from wherever you're applying to is going to give you ultimate satisfaction and complete happiness you're dead wrong.
Education is a platform. You seem like you might have just the kind of inability to use that platform.
But I don't know you. I don't care to ... the hate and self loathing in your posts is enough to turn anyone's stomach.
Good riddance.
Submitted by darien_redd (user info) at 2006-11-29 23:27:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2DIE
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-29 23:25:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
OMG PLEEEEEEEEEEASE STAY
Submitted by Joe_all_night_long (user info) at 2006-11-29 23:23:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Perk Man: save this txt file. I fyou ever get bored, open it and read it. It might give you the motivation to get moving away from the computer.
Best of Luck
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2006-11-29 23:23:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ohhhhh FIRST TO RATE!!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-11-29 23:21:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BUT UBERERS ARE REAL PEOPLE!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-11-29 23:21:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You don't care so much that you took over 3000 words just to tell us, who you don't care about, that you don't care.
Ironic.
Submitted by garudave (user info) at 2006-11-29 23:12:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
'cause you won't care.
I didn't read too far into it.
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-11-29 23:12:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
PERKMEISTER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :(