The Trilogy of Roy (393 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -1.7 on 19 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Roy Lichtenstein <uberstein80.at.cooltoad.com> (View user info) at 2006-11-30 01:07:12 EST
This post marks my third entry to Uber site. But what makes this post different. . . Well see for yourself. . .
TOP 10 REASONS WHY YOU COULD HATE ROYTHEJOY:
10. Roy thought putting Roy and Joy together sounded good [AND not GAY].
09. Roy thought posting while drunk was cute.
08. Roy's older than he should be.
07. Roy misspells.
06. Roy gave himself a +2.
05. Roy makes The View look good.
04. Roy uses disceaving words -- "WHAM!"
03. Roy complains too much.
02. Roy is a Tool.
01. 'Cause Roy is a fuckin' nOOb!
Well since I got that off my chest, let me try to post while sober. . .
I saw some posts about how dull the Midwest can be. Well if you think the farm land of America could be that bad, take into consideration Abilene, Texas. A picture could not even begin to display the void that is West Texas. So imagine this . . .
A city spread out like a frail coke addicted whore, dripping with vile essences of putrid non fertile land. Despite that graphic description individuals ["farmers"] still cultivate this land in order to provide bruised and battered commodities that are worth shit on the market [yes there is a trade market for this shit]. And every morning a hillbilly reports on the fluctuation of these crops, with yeilds that look like my post ratings. Now that is just the tip of the ice berg my fellow Ubers. It's the livestock that eats these "crops" whose reputation is at jeopardy. See in the Midwest livestock have girth and can be sold at decent price because they carry worth. Abilene's livestock is the afterbirth of the whore we know as Abilene -- with ALL the diseases that can be carried with it.
So if you are EVER in West Texas -- LOOK OUT! You would NOT want to stumble upon Abilene. . .
CHECK OUT THE SONG!!!
http://www.cowboylyrics.com/lyrics/classic-country/abilene---george-hamilton-iv-14972.html
User Reviews
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2006-11-30 08:48:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by RoytheJoy (user info) at 2006-11-30 02:07:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHA! Pathetic piles of shit! I LOVE how you congregate on here like this is some real life social network. And to think ANY of you have lives. . . besides the facades you cling to on the cyber-ring. . .would be a large wad like the ones your sucking on right now reading this. And I hope you waste your aimless life some more by reading this: FUCK ALL Y'ALL -- THIS PRICK IS STAYING! I'll post a little tid bit every day until you bitches run out of asinine remarks to say. I gotta hand it to you [if you've read this far], you must have some big ovaries -- you dirty drop of douche. G'Day! :D
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You're on here (congregating) with us. You've registered on Ubersite, along with the rest of us and the fact that you seem to be overlooking that says a lot about you too. You should probably take that into consideration.
As for the whole "THIS PRICK IS STAYING!" shit...come on man. Do you think you're the first to have that attitude? Of course you're not. There have been TONS of people who come onto Ubersite, get shit on for a while, then rattle off a comment JUST LIKE the one above. You're not going to be the downfall (or whatever...) of Ubersite. We will NEVER run out of "asinine remarks" so why try, right? Come on; if we're so pathetic, why are you wasting your energy on shit like this?
Submitted by spontaneous (user info) at 2006-11-30 07:47:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Lick my brown.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-11-30 07:30:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-11-30 04:31:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by RoytheJoy (user info) at 2006-11-30 02:07:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHA! Pathetic piles of shit! I LOVE how you congregate on here like this is some real life social network. And to think ANY of you have lives. . . besides the facades you cling to on the cyber-ring. . .would be a large wad like the ones your sucking on right now reading this. And I hope you waste your aimless life some more by reading this: FUCK ALL Y'ALL -- THIS PRICK IS STAYING! I'll post a little tid bit every day until you bitches run out of asinine remarks to say. I gotta hand it to you [if you've read this far], you must have some big ovaries -- you dirty drop of douche. G'Day! :D
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When i was in the 10th grade a new girl came to school. She had a lot of trouble making friends. According to her, it was because my school was filled with a cliquey bunch of too-cool-for-school follower douchebags who didn't give anyone different the time of day.
According to everyone else, it was because she was a self-indulgent, whiny, Goth try-hard who even got caught trying to fake being a cutter by squeezing her skin over the edge of a metal ruler. We hated her more because she didn't even try to get to know anyone before she judged THEM as being judgmental rednecks.
You are the internet equivalent of that girl, and that is so embarrassingly pathetic i think im going to go squeeze my skin over the edge of a metal ruler...
Submitted by jraines (user info) at 2006-11-30 04:08:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by RoytheJoy (user info) at 2006-11-30 02:07:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHA! Pathetic piles of shit! I LOVE how you congregate on here like this is some real life social network. And to think ANY of you have lives. . . besides the facades you cling to on the cyber-ring. . .would be a large wad like the ones your sucking on right now reading this. And I hope you waste your aimless life some more by reading this: FUCK ALL Y'ALL -- THIS PRICK IS STAYING! I'll post a little tid bit every day until you bitches run out of asinine remarks to say. I gotta hand it to you [if you've read this far], you must have some big ovaries -- you dirty drop of douche. G'Day! :D
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It's the Internet. Here people have a sense of anonymity (albeit unjustified) and a sort of mob-rule takes over.
If you're just going to keep posting for the sake of tiring people out, quit before you start. It won't happen, and chances are people won't even remember it's you, not because they aren't smart enough, but because they do not care.
If you just like the flame wars, still be careful because you might get yourself in trouble. Now I'm a noobie member, too, although I've been reading stuff on Uber for years, but just about every month since I've joined here I've witnessed the slow decent of once-proud Uberers who escalated a flame-war to a personal level or went and did something stupid like photograph themselves naked (see the sad story of foster's Uber-implosion) for the sake of their own egos.
So, yeah, stay, but don't take the "bandwagon" too seriously or personally and don't try to get revenge just by being annoying. There is no level to which this bandwagon will bring your self-esteem and no bottom to the tact of some of its members.
Submitted by jfreakman (user info) at 2006-11-30 02:07:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, and don't put the number of posts you've posted.
Please, for the love of corned-beef, don't do that.
Submitted by RoytheJoy (user info) at 2006-11-30 02:07:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHA! Pathetic piles of shit! I LOVE how you congregate on here like this is some real life social network. And to think ANY of you have lives. . . besides the facades you cling to on the cyber-ring. . .would be a large wad like the ones your sucking on right now reading this. And I hope you waste your aimless life some more by reading this: FUCK ALL Y'ALL -- THIS PRICK IS STAYING! I'll post a little tid bit every day until you bitches run out of asinine remarks to say. I gotta hand it to you [if you've read this far], you must have some big ovaries -- you dirty drop of douche. G'Day! :D
Submitted by jfreakman (user info) at 2006-11-30 02:01:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Just mock the rest of the posts.
In 99.9% of the time, just mock the title.
Like, your post would have been titled "Welcome to Abilene"
See, bandwagons are fun...But i really hate this one.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-11-30 02:00:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
FERY FSDFG ABD
Submitted by RoytheJoy (user info) at 2006-11-30 01:57:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
One more thing, how can you "join a bandwagon officially"?
Submitted by RoytheJoy (user info) at 2006-11-30 01:54:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thank you jfreakman. I'll "STFU" for now. . .
Submitted by jfreakman (user info) at 2006-11-30 01:53:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
and one more.
Submitted by RoytheJoy (user info) at 2006-11-30 01:53:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
ok. So you have inside jokes. La-De-Fucking-Da. Can someone explain the heirarchy of the Ubersite users?! If I'm not funny --oh BooHoo. If you hate this than rate it accordingly and shut the fuck up.
Submitted by jfreakman (user info) at 2006-11-30 01:52:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The Welcome to posts that you mentioned...
That's what we call a bandwagon.
And while there is no set formula, per se, the fact that you referenced them and then did a post on how shitty your town is...like the bandwagon...means you are trying to be part of said bandwagon.
And I agree with what someone else said.
STFU.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-11-30 01:44:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 Raper of all ass
Submitted by RoytheJoy (user info) at 2006-11-30 01:41:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
no.
Submitted by SilentRenegade (user info) at 2006-11-30 01:41:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
shut the hell up...
Submitted by RoytheJoy (user info) at 2006-11-30 01:40:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
OK, So what in the flying fuck do you mean by bandwagon? TO what am I following? Can someone explain what I didn't want to read? I didn't know I "needed" to join anything, nor did I know there was a formula to follow when posting.
Submitted by jfreakman (user info) at 2006-11-30 01:13:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The VIEW!!! har har I wrote that.
uhm...anyway...the point of a bandwagon, even tho you didn't join "officially," is to continue on in the tradition of the bandwagon...that is why they call it a bandwagon.
Since you didn't officially join, uhm, this makes this a normal post.
And it sucked.